I'd say DSP, without too many doubts, but Sophie Labelle is a close second imo.
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Marissa Davis is my first thought.
Jude also comes to mind.
I think of another Marissa, Virgo Rouge - charging 1000$ for a CD.
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Gotta be Chris. He's been e-begging and spending his tugboat money on toys since the mid 2000's.
A coin toss between DSP and Chris, but I may have to go with Chris since he was spoiled by his parents.
Its really really hard to beat Chris.
So much lore, cant beat the Chris timeline
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I'm just going to say DSP, considering that his E-begging is generally more persistent and frequent than most other cows and has been going since forever.
OP, I think you should add a poll. Options should include, DSP, CWC, Wings of Redemption, MermaidQueenJude, Merissa Davis and another notorious E-beggar cows.
OP, I think you should add a poll. Options should include, DSP, CWC, Wings of Redemption, MermaidQueenJude, Merissa Davis and another notorious E-beggar cows.
All of the examples listed are good options and are usually the first examples that come to mind when it comes to e-beggar cows (IMO). Other notable options include Onision, Boogie2988, Greta Gustava and GamerGate Cows (Zoe Quinn, Brianna Wu, etc).
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ADF's really greedy as well. A consistent e-beggar who spends his welfare dosh on mall ninja equipment instead of food and other crucial items for life.
Kiva Bay by far. Literally sits on her fat ass e-begging for weed money after scamming $30k
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Greta must rank somewhere, having founded a fraudulent charity under the cover of trans suicide prevention and grifted tens of thousands of dollarydoos from it.
DSP.
Amberlynn (killing herself on camera for youtube money).
Chris (and Barb).
Greta the scammer.
Onision.
Amberlynn (killing herself on camera for youtube money).
Chris (and Barb).
Greta the scammer.
Onision.
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Evaxephon/YanDev/Alex should be in the top IMHO. According to some estimates he has received donations that amount to 6 figures and he is using a fair amount of the cash to fuel his gambling habit while still lives with his mom and pays a couple of 'volunteers' (the people that actually do hard work) like $400 a month.
BigFazeek is a spoiled useless richfag who is both extremely greedy and extremely willing to waste massive amounts of money that he got out of his wealthy parents.
I don't know if you can consider it 'greed' but some low-effort e-beggars like Chris, Lowtax and (like you mentioned) DSP lie about what they do with the money they receive from generous orbiters or donors.
Despite his tugboat I wouldn't say that Chris is greedy like some alogs may claim, I'd say he is just too short-sided to manage it properly and he is too shameless to not beg for more. Chris is a mooch but not 'greedy' IMHO.
There is also people like Skylar Ittner, he is a middle-class brat, I wouldn't say that he is greedy, but he sees his money as a power-status thingy and he is very willing to let you know how rich he is and how much he is willing to get richer (which is not douchey but pathetic, because he is not really that resourceful to begin with)
BigFazeek is a spoiled useless richfag who is both extremely greedy and extremely willing to waste massive amounts of money that he got out of his wealthy parents.
I don't know if you can consider it 'greed' but some low-effort e-beggars like Chris, Lowtax and (like you mentioned) DSP lie about what they do with the money they receive from generous orbiters or donors.
Despite his tugboat I wouldn't say that Chris is greedy like some alogs may claim, I'd say he is just too short-sided to manage it properly and he is too shameless to not beg for more. Chris is a mooch but not 'greedy' IMHO.
There is also people like Skylar Ittner, he is a middle-class brat, I wouldn't say that he is greedy, but he sees his money as a power-status thingy and he is very willing to let you know how rich he is and how much he is willing to get richer (which is not douchey but pathetic, because he is not really that resourceful to begin with)
He's kind of dead content on here because he's more boring then anything but Athene is running a cult and two crypto pyramid schemes on his followers so he's pretty up there.
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