Green Day have written a Graphic Novel, and it's WOKE - Don't wanna be American & Irrelevant...

Why are they doing this?

  • They are true Punk Rockers (TM), and this is just another example of them fighting THE SYSTEM, man!

    Votes: 13 9.2%
  • They're a desperate bunch of has-beens trying to convince people they're still relevant.

    Votes: 54 38.0%
  • The money's run out and the mob's coming to collect their fingers.

    Votes: 14 9.9%
  • They're trying to get younger pussy.

    Votes: 11 7.7%
  • Holy shit, they're still alive?

    Votes: 50 35.2%

  • Total voters
    142

Gustav Schuchardt

Trans exclusionary radical feminazi.
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After the Alt Right revolution you'll still be able to listen to Pre-revolutionary music. Assuming you're an Inner Party member you'll just need to go to you local Party leader and apply for a Certificate of Ideological Reliability. Make sure he's using the A2 version or later. He'll offer you a A1 version at first. This is a test. People who submit out of date paperwork to Party Central are gassed, and quite rightly so.

Take your CIR, A2 or later, to the Leader's office and submit a list of bands. The Leader likes Ultravox so make sure you put them on the list. Do not under any circumstances mention any 'rap' bands. The Leader despises rap and will send a Degeneracy Assessment Team round. DATs always recommend their subjects be gassed.

Wait six weeks and you'll get a code in the post. Go to the Federal Music Network and enter your code. Be careful at this stage. The FNN will offer you lots of 'rap' music on the front page and will occasionally add 'rap' songs to your orders. Make sure you remove them before clicking 'order' lest you get a visit from a DAT. Pay the fee and receive the digital download.

Now order yourself an audio player. At the store the clerk will offer you a player preloaded with 'rap' music. Make sure you report him to the DAT head office. This is kind a test - the clerk is an undercover DAT agent.

Now you can listen to Pre-revolutionary music in the back of your limousine as you driven back and forth to watch the show trials, mostly of people caught listening to 'rap' music but a few people who listened to bands like Ultravox without getting their paperwork in order.
 
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Furina

Centerfold
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Do you remember when punk rockers had the decency to die young?

All these zoomers are going have stories about that one crazy uncle of theirs who always talks about fighting The Man and going against The Establishment at Christmas dinner. Thanks, Uncle Billie, we all know how hard you rocked out and didn't give a fuck about nothing in the 90s...
 

Graffiti canvas

True & Honest Fan
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After the Alt Right revolution you'll still be able to listen to Pre-revolutionary music. Assuming you're an Inner Party member you'll just need to go to your local Apple Store and apply for a Itunes Store Account. Make sure he's using the updated version or later. He'll offer you a old version at first. This is a test. People who submit account applications on the old version that is user friendly will be locked out of getting an account. And Gassed.

Take your Itunes Account Application to the Apple Store and submit a list of bands. The Apple Store's Manager likes Ultravox so make sure you put them on the list. Do not under any circumstances mention any 'rap' bands. The Manager despises rap and will send an Itunes Genius Assesment round. IGA's always recommend their subjects be gassed.

Wait six weeks and you'll get a code in the post. Go to the Itunes Store and enter your code. Be careful at this stage. The Itunes Store will offer you lots of 'rap' music on the front page and will occasionally add 'rap' songs to your orders. Make sure you remove them before clicking 'order' lest you get a visit from a IGA. Pay the fee and receive the digital download.

Now order yourself an audio player. At the store the clerk will offer you a player preloaded with U2's music. Make sure you report him to the IGA head office. This is kind a test - the clerk is an undercover IGA agent.

Now you can listen to Pre-revolutionary music in the back of your limousine as you driven back and forth to watch the show trials, mostly of people caught listening to 'rap' music but a few people who listened to bands like Ultravox without getting their paperwork in order.
All it took was a little modification to make it even more Black Mirror.
 

Gustav Schuchardt

Trans exclusionary radical feminazi.
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Consider this song


It's catchy as shit but it the lyrics have a pretty obvious Woke Male Feminist side to them.

So they write, or at least wrote, some good tunes but if you're female and in a room with them they're definitely going to rape you.

It's like a sort of Good News / Bad News kind of thing. You have to take the rough - non consensual sodomy on a massive scale with the smooth - passable Pop Punk 4 chord ditties.
 
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this is true punk!

Punk rock died with GG Allen.
Green Day will never be an insane man who shat on stage, got in fights with members of his audience, and hung out with John Wayne Gacy.
Don't forget having your final hours immortalised walking through some shithole city after getting kicked out of a venue and walking into fake punks celebrating and cheering him.

I can't for the life of me find the whole hour or something of this video I watched when I was a kid but there is a 13 min one
 
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JosephTX

Joseph Guillaume of Houston, Don't Mess With Texas
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After the Alt Right revolution you'll still be able to listen to Pre-revolutionary music. Assuming you're an Inner Party member you'll just need to go to you local Party leader and apply for a Certificate of Ideological Reliability. Make sure he's using the A2 version or later. He'll offer you a A1 version at first. This is a test. People who submit out of date paperwork to Party Central are gassed, and quite rightly so.

Take your CIR, A2 or later, to the Leader's office and submit a list of bands. The Leader likes Ultravox so make sure you put them on the list. Do not under any circumstances mention any 'rap' bands. The Leader despises rap and will send a Degeneracy Assessment Team round. DATs always recommend their subjects be gassed.

Wait six weeks and you'll get a code in the post. Go to the Federal Music Network and enter your code. Be careful at this stage. The FNN will offer you lots of 'rap' music on the front page and will occasionally add 'rap' songs to your orders. Make sure you remove them before clicking 'order' lest you get a visit from a DAT. Pay the fee and receive the digital download.

Now order yourself an audio player. At the store the clerk will offer you a player preloaded with 'rap' music. Make sure you report him to the DAT head office. This is kind a test - the clerk is an undercover DAT agent.

Now you can listen to Pre-revolutionary music in the back of your limousine as you driven back and forth to watch the show trials, mostly of people caught listening to 'rap' music but a few people who listened to bands like Ultravox without getting their paperwork in order.
So wait does that mean I'll get gassed if I listen to moonman?
 

AnxiousRobin

SCARED OF BEANS SPACE BOY?
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So this is why I’m a fan of their earlier albums. American Idiot was probably their last good album and it’s already a musical. If it’s an album and a musical we don’t need a comic tie in this isn’t the early 90’s.

With Gerard he had that art and animation background before starting MCR. He use to be an intern at Cartoon Network pitching his cartoon Breakfast Monkey.
 

Lunete

Nighty night...
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Didn't Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance pull this exact shit?
...but this was back when he had a career and wasn't some thinly veiled political commentary?

Imagine being a shitty ripoff of MCR. Might as well just kill themselves now.
To be fair The Umbrella Academy has some nice illustrations.
 

Pixy Misa

Your local evil magical girl.
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I don't know much of green day except for their American idiot song, but I sincerely doubt this book they "wrote" is not ghostwritten. Though, this isn't a defense of them at all.

This screams of desperately wanting to be relevant again, after your place in the spotlight is long gone, by being woke. It's just like Rowling is trying nowadays. "What do kids on twitter like these days?! "
 
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Rei is shit

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Didn't Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance pull this exact shit?
...but this was back when he had a career and wasn't some thinly veiled political commentary?

Imagine being a shitty ripoff of MCR. Might as well just kill themselves now.
I thought he tried being a comic artist before finding success making teenage girl music
 
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