Greentext Stories In the Sims - And other stuff to I guess

[Dick Justice]

I recently got into the sims again and was reminded of just how many absurd greentext stories it generates, so how 'bout a thread for them? Other vidya welcome, to.

>rich sim has lifetime aspiration to become crazy cat lady
>buy her a pet store for free pets
>no sampling the merchandise

oh well, better make the best of it
>hire hot shit salesman with a million charisma and a super sales badge
>also hair styling
>puts his sales acumen to use by immediately hardselling this one guy on a 10 simoleon chew toy
>guy keeps saying no
>salesman thinks no means yes
>end of the night
>no chew toy and guy is ready to firebomb store
>buys an ultra-luxe dog house and goes home

>next day
>sales hero is at it again
>this time hardselling litter box to someone who just bought a cat
>customer's getting fed up
>sales hero knows he can close the deal
>customer goes to complain to the owner
>but sales hero is too clever for him
>immediately runs d by constantly hardselling the customer
>customer can never reach manager
>too busy being hardsold
>at least his hair's fabulous

 

[Rand /pol/]

That's hella epic

 

[Vorhtbame]

Cool story bro

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

greentext stories in civillisation 3 when?

 

[Steep Stepper]

>Sim gets out of work at late hours
>Try to get my sim to walk home because I can't get a bus
>Halfway through the way home my sim meets some thot and starts chatting with her
>They talk for 4 ingame hours until the other sim has to go because she's hungry
>My sim is sleepy and has to go to the toilet
>20 metres from home my sim literally pisses and shits himself and passes out