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Sustained Denial of Service attacks. Paid for botnet. Service will continue to be disrupted until I can contact other providers and arrange a fix.
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go back
I can't go back. Please end my life, I can't go back there.
no, go back
r/greentext
r/greentext: The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan.
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Crunchy Chick
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There's hardly more obnoxious on the Internet than those that recycle the same one-off shitposts for attention, for clicks or monetization even.
No, please, I can't go there, I was just an unfunny /b/tard, I wasn't even from there!no, go back
r/greentext
r/greentext: The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan.
Crunchy Chick
kiwifarms.net
Dr W, you are the cancer.
4chan (the spirit of it) pretty much has been dead for a while before then, but the change in management was the final nail that caused the autism avalanche.
1. vaginas aren't clean
2. they're especially unclean if the bitch is on her period or has an infection or STD or doesn't shove a bar of soap up there every day
3. pee comes from the vagina (a few millimeters above it) and it isn't clean either
4. you can give the anus an enema but no girl is going to let you give the peehole an enema
5. she will be offended if you tell her her cunt stinks and she needs to wash it, but she will understand if you say that about her anus
6. you can build up immunity to poop bacteria by tasting a tiny amount of your own poop regularly before you even get a gf so you're prepared to eat ass
7. you can also practice anal with your male friends so your dick is prepared but it's expensive to hire hookers to practice vaginal and your friends are less likely to have STDs (or at least more likely to tell you if they do)
8. most importantly the anus is tighter, feels much better and is available every day of the month
Bitch 4chan was a vortex of autism from the very start.
Cod of War
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