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EDIT- 6/14/16
If you're new to the Greg saga and/or don't wanna read 30-something pages of bullshit, look no further than Greg's ED page to get you started:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Greg_Mazujian
He also went by the handles "Ashley Munson" and "Janna Karl Johnson" on Facebook as well as "Boris Khafukia" on Google Plus at a point in time. I omitted these from the thread title cuz he has enough aliases already. Sometimes he namefags as "based anon" on /pol/.
About a year ago, an anonymous manchild posted on /toy/ holding a cheap figure while clad in fingerless skeleton gloves. After people laughed at him, this anon lost his shit, threatening other anons claiming he would "BASH THEIR SKULL IN" and so forth.
This guy kept coming back, again and again, posting inane drivel with a McDonald's-tier toy clutched in his greasy palms. Sometimes he'd derail threads with nonsense, and always talked about how EVIL the toy company Hasbro is, for putting out cheap products (ironically, all of the stuff he posts is cheap garbage as well). Greg constantly ban evades to come back again to /toy/, trying to spread, as he calls it, "ART AND CULTURE" to the board. His obsession with Hasbro is fairly A-loggy, constantly saying he will attack/kill/whatever Hasbro employees unless they stop making cheap toys. He also bitches about /toy/ soldiers not signing his dead-on-arrival petition to the toy company.
https://www.change.org/p/hasbro-to-...s-and-to-bring-back-quality-in-their-products
For one reason or another, this man eventually revealed to 4chan that his name was Greg Mazujian-leading to him getting trolled even further outside of /toy/ and the like.
Little is still known about Greg, but things that more or less trigger him include:
-Being compared to Chris Chan
-Mentioning Jin Saotome/John Mallamas, an infamous toy customizer, to him
-Claiming he eats shit
-Claiming he humps trees
-Glorify Hasbro
-Telling him he has awful taste in toys
-Mentioning anything related to religion (he's a regular stand-up Reddit user!)
-Impersonating him (calling him the "Fake Greg", etc.)
Greg can be identified by either his telltale fingerless gloves on 4chan, or by the handle "Scareglow42", used on Disqus and a few other sites.
A few wonderful quotes from him include:
"How do you know I don't fuck stuffed toys already?"
"implying black men arent ever abusive ghetto bitchs"
"Bitch, i made an analogey to hell comes to frog town, ill bash your sarcastic face into a fucking tree"
"you disgust me for even thinking of donating that money to the hicks at the republican and the NRA. Go anhero yourself, conservacunt"
"ffeelong all smart with your selves"
"Can u please Make one where her nipples are more visable"
While he claims to be nothing like Christian Weston Chandler, he does have a few things in common with him, mainly how easily he surrenders information to complete strangers. This might have something to do with him apparently being an aspie and bipolar to some degree (he said this himself).
One of Greg's greatest moments was discovering a thread about himself on /cow/. Not only did he try sliding the board, but he also raged at the /cow/boys, claiming he would "destroy their board". Not only this, but he answered a few questions about himself, giving us even more facts such as:
"That [thread that implied him to be a pedo] is an exaggeration, but if you dont think its natural or healthy to find teenagers hot, your a prudish christian filth cuck bitch. Also, im fucking 19, how is living with my parents still out of the norm? I bet you NEETs still live with their parents near 30, i have more dignity and self respect then all you fuckers combined, get a life you tards!"
"[I was fired from Dairy Queen] because i wouldnt smile enough, after some senile bitch was practically yelling at me to be happy when i was really depressed, so adter o was fired i called her a jesus dick sucking bitch and knocked down my manager."
"Id beat your ass, som. I could kick you in the nuts, and bash your head in you fucking filth."
"I wasnt molested as a child, though i did go to catholic school, which i why i fucking hate religion, christianity inpaticular. Ill make hasbro rant videos on youtube for da lulz, when i feel up for it. I dont have full on autism, i have aspurgers, but i dont use it as an excuse lile chris chan does. Im an asshole, not because of my disability(which is so high functioning, its almost nonexsistant), but because of who i am. I also have some kind of mood disorder, and depression. I can be more coperative with this board, because i do most of my shit for lulz aswell, but id have to set some collective ground rules, including not to fucking mess with me IRL, does that sound acceptable?"
>i have to set some ground rules, I'm in charge here!
Apologies if I fucked up and made these pictures too big or something, I don't use this site much. Prefix might be shit, too.
UPDATE March 3, 2016:
Greg's still a cow, but he's certainly changed since the Farms and /cow/ first met him. Starting off as a Hasbro A-Log, something Greg claimed was an act the whole time, has become a story about a crazy ass dysfunctional family from some backwater hick town. It's also a cautionary tale of what happens when a stereotypical 4chan poster ends up becoming a lolcow through his own stupidity.
Attached are some screencaps from Greg threads and such.
UPDATE: March 1st, 2016
Welp, it's been quite a ride since this thread started around two months ago. Our good friend Greg came over to the farms as @Scareglow42 , leading to several pages of banter on and off whenever he came back to the threads again.
Another major addition to the threads was a user known as @TheRealGregTroll , a guy who, like me, first discovered Greg on 4chan's /toy/. This guy, known to Greg as Alex, frequently talks to Greg over Facebook/Google messages, leading to vast new discoveries regarding Greg's life and personality. Here's what he had to say, initially:
Things only went downhill from here after one disgruntled anon on /toy/ sent a pizza to Greg's house. Only his mom was home, was confused as hell, and googled her son's name. Alas, she found this thread and the /cow/ thread on her son, learning that her kid is a crazy autist that posts personal info to random people online. His parents now lurk this very thread to get updates on his escapades.
Shortly after Greg's mom found these threads on her son, she ended up taking the car, driving off to Florida, and abandoning both her son and husband for a few days. When she began to start restricting Greg more and more by doing stuff like cutting off his phone service, Greg continued to become disgruntled with her. This ended in a fit of tard rage involving Greg punching his mom and getting sent off to the funny farm.
But this is not all! The plot continued to thicken. Once Greg came back from the mental hospital, now officially diagnosed as bipolar and hopped up on meds (even though he sometimes forgets to take them), Greg's mom (Mary) continued to clamp down when Greg returned.
This, of course, resulted in more fits of tard rage.
After going dark for a bit, Greg returned once again, mentioning how his parents read this Kiwi thread. Then a buncha shit went down with his mom, who also seems to be a maniac. I feel bad for Mr. Mazujian for having to put up with all this crap.
I still glossed over a ton of shit, but that's what reading this thread's for. For now, I leave you with this:
If you're new to the Greg saga and/or don't wanna read 30-something pages of bullshit, look no further than Greg's ED page to get you started:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Greg_Mazujian
He also went by the handles "Ashley Munson" and "Janna Karl Johnson" on Facebook as well as "Boris Khafukia" on Google Plus at a point in time. I omitted these from the thread title cuz he has enough aliases already. Sometimes he namefags as "based anon" on /pol/.
About a year ago, an anonymous manchild posted on /toy/ holding a cheap figure while clad in fingerless skeleton gloves. After people laughed at him, this anon lost his shit, threatening other anons claiming he would "BASH THEIR SKULL IN" and so forth.
This guy kept coming back, again and again, posting inane drivel with a McDonald's-tier toy clutched in his greasy palms. Sometimes he'd derail threads with nonsense, and always talked about how EVIL the toy company Hasbro is, for putting out cheap products (ironically, all of the stuff he posts is cheap garbage as well). Greg constantly ban evades to come back again to /toy/, trying to spread, as he calls it, "ART AND CULTURE" to the board. His obsession with Hasbro is fairly A-loggy, constantly saying he will attack/kill/whatever Hasbro employees unless they stop making cheap toys. He also bitches about /toy/ soldiers not signing his dead-on-arrival petition to the toy company.
https://www.change.org/p/hasbro-to-...s-and-to-bring-back-quality-in-their-products
For one reason or another, this man eventually revealed to 4chan that his name was Greg Mazujian-leading to him getting trolled even further outside of /toy/ and the like.
Little is still known about Greg, but things that more or less trigger him include:
-Being compared to Chris Chan
-Mentioning Jin Saotome/John Mallamas, an infamous toy customizer, to him
-Claiming he eats shit
-Claiming he humps trees
-Glorify Hasbro
-Telling him he has awful taste in toys
-Mentioning anything related to religion (he's a regular stand-up Reddit user!)
-Impersonating him (calling him the "Fake Greg", etc.)
Greg can be identified by either his telltale fingerless gloves on 4chan, or by the handle "Scareglow42", used on Disqus and a few other sites.
A few wonderful quotes from him include:
"How do you know I don't fuck stuffed toys already?"
"implying black men arent ever abusive ghetto bitchs"
"Bitch, i made an analogey to hell comes to frog town, ill bash your sarcastic face into a fucking tree"
"you disgust me for even thinking of donating that money to the hicks at the republican and the NRA. Go anhero yourself, conservacunt"
"ffeelong all smart with your selves"
"Can u please Make one where her nipples are more visable"
While he claims to be nothing like Christian Weston Chandler, he does have a few things in common with him, mainly how easily he surrenders information to complete strangers. This might have something to do with him apparently being an aspie and bipolar to some degree (he said this himself).
One of Greg's greatest moments was discovering a thread about himself on /cow/. Not only did he try sliding the board, but he also raged at the /cow/boys, claiming he would "destroy their board". Not only this, but he answered a few questions about himself, giving us even more facts such as:
"That [thread that implied him to be a pedo] is an exaggeration, but if you dont think its natural or healthy to find teenagers hot, your a prudish christian filth cuck bitch. Also, im fucking 19, how is living with my parents still out of the norm? I bet you NEETs still live with their parents near 30, i have more dignity and self respect then all you fuckers combined, get a life you tards!"
"[I was fired from Dairy Queen] because i wouldnt smile enough, after some senile bitch was practically yelling at me to be happy when i was really depressed, so adter o was fired i called her a jesus dick sucking bitch and knocked down my manager."
"Id beat your ass, som. I could kick you in the nuts, and bash your head in you fucking filth."
"I wasnt molested as a child, though i did go to catholic school, which i why i fucking hate religion, christianity inpaticular. Ill make hasbro rant videos on youtube for da lulz, when i feel up for it. I dont have full on autism, i have aspurgers, but i dont use it as an excuse lile chris chan does. Im an asshole, not because of my disability(which is so high functioning, its almost nonexsistant), but because of who i am. I also have some kind of mood disorder, and depression. I can be more coperative with this board, because i do most of my shit for lulz aswell, but id have to set some collective ground rules, including not to fucking mess with me IRL, does that sound acceptable?"
>i have to set some ground rules, I'm in charge here!
Apologies if I fucked up and made these pictures too big or something, I don't use this site much. Prefix might be shit, too.
UPDATE March 3, 2016:
Greg's still a cow, but he's certainly changed since the Farms and /cow/ first met him. Starting off as a Hasbro A-Log, something Greg claimed was an act the whole time, has become a story about a crazy ass dysfunctional family from some backwater hick town. It's also a cautionary tale of what happens when a stereotypical 4chan poster ends up becoming a lolcow through his own stupidity.
Attached are some screencaps from Greg threads and such.
UPDATE: March 1st, 2016
Welp, it's been quite a ride since this thread started around two months ago. Our good friend Greg came over to the farms as @Scareglow42 , leading to several pages of banter on and off whenever he came back to the threads again.
Another major addition to the threads was a user known as @TheRealGregTroll , a guy who, like me, first discovered Greg on 4chan's /toy/. This guy, known to Greg as Alex, frequently talks to Greg over Facebook/Google messages, leading to vast new discoveries regarding Greg's life and personality. Here's what he had to say, initially:
Things only went downhill from here after one disgruntled anon on /toy/ sent a pizza to Greg's house. Only his mom was home, was confused as hell, and googled her son's name. Alas, she found this thread and the /cow/ thread on her son, learning that her kid is a crazy autist that posts personal info to random people online. His parents now lurk this very thread to get updates on his escapades.
Shortly after Greg's mom found these threads on her son, she ended up taking the car, driving off to Florida, and abandoning both her son and husband for a few days. When she began to start restricting Greg more and more by doing stuff like cutting off his phone service, Greg continued to become disgruntled with her. This ended in a fit of tard rage involving Greg punching his mom and getting sent off to the funny farm.
But this is not all! The plot continued to thicken. Once Greg came back from the mental hospital, now officially diagnosed as bipolar and hopped up on meds (even though he sometimes forgets to take them), Greg's mom (Mary) continued to clamp down when Greg returned.
This, of course, resulted in more fits of tard rage.
After going dark for a bit, Greg returned once again, mentioning how his parents read this Kiwi thread. Then a buncha shit went down with his mom, who also seems to be a maniac. I feel bad for Mr. Mazujian for having to put up with all this crap.
I still glossed over a ton of shit, but that's what reading this thread's for. For now, I leave you with this:
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, I never expected someone of his age to fly off the handles like that. Seriously, racist, violent and an internet tough guy all at the same time? That's a bonafide recipe for disaster. No wonder people mock him. His grammar doesn't help things, at it makes him sound like he's a five year old with disgusting views on toys and humanity. Also, Hasbro =/= Happy Meal toys. Makes you wonder if he's ever even touched a real Hasbro toy. Also, if he claims to have knocked down his (former) manager at one point, how come he wasn't arrested for physical violence right there and then? I mean if the hate crimes and death threats don't get him charged (seeing as he's apparently legal age and all), that should.
