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Greg Buell
(The man, the myth, the inventor.)
(The man, the myth, the inventor.)
I. Introduction - Meet The Man Who Has Defied the Laws of Thermodynamics to Produce A Perpetual Motion Machine That Was Oppressed by The CIA, and Will Defeat Cancer, Release His 1001 Invention On CD When He Is Freed From Laws, And Do A Bunch Of Space Related Shit
- Welcome to the world of Greg Buell. If one had to put him in a tidy box, Greg Buell is a genius inventor whose inventions have been oppressed by the United States Government and the oil industry since 1980. The main invention in question is the Electric Windmill Car. The invention is fairly self-explanatory. It is a car, on top of which are windmills that generate power to propel the aforementioned automobile. The oil companies, along with every other company and government, has been hounding him and blackballing him ever since. Greg makes a wonderful introduction to himself here. Although he wrote that page nearly 20 years ago, not much has changed. Greg may be many things, but he is always consistent.
- Greg wants a harem of doctor wives to help make 1001 inventions and cure cancer. Greg hates authority, unless it serves his purposes or he is at the top of the chain. Most of his content is handwritten notes scanned and uploaded, usually in .BMP format. The technology he tends to use is often ten or more years obsolete, as are his web coding abilities. As of recently, Greg has branched out into the physical and eBook mediums, selling hard copies of his book and Kindle versions on Amazon. Those copies appear to be nothing more than content he has already posted on his website. Greg has also filed some of the most hilarious lawsuits, and lawsuit responses, every filed in the 2010's.
- On that note, this is one of the finest lawsuits filed in the United States of America, let alone Florida. On that note, you can click on this link here: https://monroe-clerk.com/Cases/Search?caseType=ALL&caseTypeDesc=SearchAll. Insert Greg Buell's name and view the deliciousness. He was also cited and fined for sleeping in his car. He got glowing recommendations from the people who had to sign off on his community service.
Gregory Buell vs Deborah Barrett
Case 14-SC-000016-L
Filed January, 2014
Case 14-SC-000016-L
Filed January, 2014
- Within the first text of the site, and throughout the whole web career, he lays a lot of his life bare for you to gaze upon. Not certain things, though. There are some things he never talks about. You will come to find that he quite frequently likes to post his contact information with pleas for cash and checks. Also, he posts his resume repeatedly. His resume is wonderful, and brings the whole modern hiring process into question.
(This is a late model Greg, with some nice teef, and strangely enough, a license plate. For a guy who swears off cars and travels mostly by bike, this raises questions.)
- There is not an easy way to describe the content of Greg Buell, let alone try and catalog it. To even be able to analyze his content is beyond the reach of any one person. Calling his work thousands of pages of schizophrenic poetry would not do it any justice. In that respect, most of this thread is written in the aim of archiving and enjoying the absolutely disorienting world of Greg Buell. There is no easy point of entry to a cow like this. It's best to just find a spot, and jump in. The world of Greg is one of incredibly dense walls of paranoid scrawlings, incredibly bad web design, sexism, racism, and loneliness. In many ways, Greg is an early example of many traits that many cows would go on to display.
WORK EXPERIENCE
I invented an Electric Windmill Car, I put 10 windmills on the front of a
car and created a perpetual motion machine. I call this invention the Electric
Windmill Car. I have 100 other inventions besides the Electric Windmill Car.
Willing and able to work any job or any shift. I have an AA degree plus
am very inventive. I will give many innovative ideas to my employer to help make
a larger profit and I will profit by getting the cure for cancer by keeping my
mind active on the job. PS I hope to get gravity control too.
Westaff - assembly
Aug 2001 to now - Soldering - assembly - shipping - QC -
2975 Valmont
Boulder CO 80301
303 444 5982
Target
2800 Pearl
303 449 3400
11-21-03 to 1-7-04
HR Erin Lemmon's
Worked Stocking
Traffic Control
6381 W. Alameda
Lakewood CO 80226
References are Debby
303 232 0999
800 954 3524
Labor Ready
4730 Table Mesa Drive
Boulder CO 80305
303 499 9288
References are Elaine Barker
Columbine Plastics
3195 Bluff
Boulder CO 80301
Phone 3030 442 0051
Jan 2000 - June 2000
I worked 2 jobs at the same time
got off one job at 3:30 pm
went to work at Columbine at 11 pm
Exabyte (Oct 94 - July 00)
Assembler - Soldering - wiring - tech - QC
Built tape drives - soldering - testing 303 442 4333
Technetics 63rd and Arapahoe
Stuff boards + soldering, some testing of boards Aug 92 - Sept 93
Neodata (May 90 - Jul 92)
Validation - Computer graphics, Photoshop 4
Process checks from magazine subscriptions
Frazier Meadows Manor Retirement Center (Sep 85 - Sep 90)
Cook, Waiter, Data entry
EDUCATION Penn Valley Jr. College, Kansas City, MO
(Sep 69 - May 72)
Liberal Arts AA 72
PROFESSIONAL SKILLS
FrontPage 2000 Photoshop 4 Word 2000 Windows 98 Web Design Java and C++
have spent 400 hours learning Java and C++ Excel
William Ranttila 303 554 1420 4998 Morehead Ave Boulder CO 80305
Loraine Roy 303 492 6855 Kitchen
Ruth Tilsley 12115 W 61 St Ave Arvada
303 918 9087 303 442 4908 home
Greg Buell PO Box 1113 Boulder CO 80306 Phone 303 443 6270
inventor84@att.net
http://www.electricwindmillcar.com/
http://www.inventor-warp-speed.com/
I invented an Electric Windmill Car, I put 10 windmills on the front of a
car and created a perpetual motion machine. I call this invention the Electric
Windmill Car. I have 100 other inventions besides the Electric Windmill Car.
Willing and able to work any job or any shift. I have an AA degree plus
am very inventive. I will give many innovative ideas to my employer to help make
a larger profit and I will profit by getting the cure for cancer by keeping my
mind active on the job. PS I hope to get gravity control too.
Westaff - assembly
Aug 2001 to now - Soldering - assembly - shipping - QC -
2975 Valmont
Boulder CO 80301
303 444 5982
Target
2800 Pearl
303 449 3400
11-21-03 to 1-7-04
HR Erin Lemmon's
Worked Stocking
Traffic Control
6381 W. Alameda
Lakewood CO 80226
References are Debby
303 232 0999
800 954 3524
Labor Ready
4730 Table Mesa Drive
Boulder CO 80305
303 499 9288
References are Elaine Barker
Columbine Plastics
3195 Bluff
Boulder CO 80301
Phone 3030 442 0051
Jan 2000 - June 2000
I worked 2 jobs at the same time
got off one job at 3:30 pm
went to work at Columbine at 11 pm
Exabyte (Oct 94 - July 00)
Assembler - Soldering - wiring - tech - QC
Built tape drives - soldering - testing 303 442 4333
Technetics 63rd and Arapahoe
Stuff boards + soldering, some testing of boards Aug 92 - Sept 93
Neodata (May 90 - Jul 92)
Validation - Computer graphics, Photoshop 4
Process checks from magazine subscriptions
Frazier Meadows Manor Retirement Center (Sep 85 - Sep 90)
Cook, Waiter, Data entry
EDUCATION Penn Valley Jr. College, Kansas City, MO
(Sep 69 - May 72)
Liberal Arts AA 72
PROFESSIONAL SKILLS
FrontPage 2000 Photoshop 4 Word 2000 Windows 98 Web Design Java and C++
have spent 400 hours learning Java and C++ Excel
William Ranttila 303 554 1420 4998 Morehead Ave Boulder CO 80305
Loraine Roy 303 492 6855 Kitchen
Ruth Tilsley 12115 W 61 St Ave Arvada
303 918 9087 303 442 4908 home
Greg Buell PO Box 1113 Boulder CO 80306 Phone 303 443 6270
inventor84@att.net
http://www.electricwindmillcar.com/
http://www.inventor-warp-speed.com/
II. Who is Greg Buell?
- There is a faint trail of USENET postings and assorted debris that will hopefully be included here in the future, but it can easily be summed up as a man who is interested in tech, and worked at a few of the hard drive and tech companies around Boulder, CO in the 1980's and 1990's. Sometime around 1997, he started a web page of http://home.att.net/~inventor84/ (A). The first incarnations of his page might seem fairly crazy, but over the years, Greg keeps finding new and creative ways to up the ante on batshit lunacy.
(Remember the marquee tag? Well, you will now.)
- He likes to invent things. Some of his ideas include: 4 rotor helicopters so that Asian farmers do not die from cobra bites, gravity control, the famous electric windmill car and it's windmill RV derivative, lobotomy gas, a cure for all cancers, and demanding camera phones in 1999 to prevent crime.
- He prefers 1990's HTML code, and nothing more. He also still happens to upload images as .BMP files in 2018. Due to this, you better have a lot of RAM and bandwidth to view his later pages. On the note of technology, Greg seems to always be a little behind on things. An aforementioned forum post created in the mid-2000's show that he still has some problems running Windows 98 (archive).
- He is obsessed with space, particularly space travel. Of particular interest is Alpha Centauri and Coalsack. If you don't know what those are, he posts images of them all over the place in his early work. Greg loves space, and his passion for space travel can be quite endearing. Of particular note is the Enterprise ASCII art he signed all of his forum posts with.
- He is also obsessed with women, and to a logical extent, polygamy. One of Greg's longest archetypes is his quest for a wife, and to end his loneliness. For reasons that are not clear, Greg has spend all but 1 of his birthdays since 1980 alone, and it plagues him to no end. As befitting of the ur-incel that is Greg, this loneliness has turned into something utterly fascinating. Greg actively seeks out women (At first, he requested 40-60 year old women. This range then changed to 18-88 year old women) who will join him in some sort of bizarre invention harem. He wants to have a stable of wives with medical degrees, who will help him end oil and cancer.
- He is certain that the government is oppressing him to keep the oil kings rich. He will let you know this repeatedly. Although it may seem inconsequential, the guy REALLY, REALLY, REALLY likes 1984. Over his inconceivable sprawl of writings, his paranoia over the government really becomes the prime focus. Also, would you be surprised that he has problems with authority?
- In case you happened to be wondering: Yes, Virginia, Greg does happen to have a few skeletons in his closet. Although there are thousands of pages of his writing, there are certain things about his life he has never acknowledged. He does not mention a child who was birthed by a woman he was married to in 1965 anywhere in his writings. The child, and another child born a couple of years later to the same mother, share his last name. The wife of Greg Buell, and the mother of the two children who have Buell as their last name, also happen to be friends with Greg's brother and other relatives on Facebook. Strangely, none of these people ever mention or communicate with Greg.
III. The Fire In Which Cops Burn - Greg's Greatest Hits
- What you will find here is an attempt to build a small, readable narrative of Greg Buell's history through historical paper trail, anything archived by fortune through archive.org, and his currently updated website. Greg tends not to delete anything. However, his ability to not renew his URLs or server bills at times means that the content gets lost over time. To facilitate the reading of such an impossible subject, a lot of the following content will be broken up by years. Much of the clickable content from 1997 to present is linked from archive.org's Wayback Machine. It's fairly easy to browse a ton of content from there.
- What follows is basically a Reader's Digest of schizophrenic hell. If reading the condensed version seems difficult, try sorting through the raw material. Not everything will, or could be, included here. Greg has written an amount of output that can rival any outsider artist, let alone an author legitimized by CIA observers. Dig into his readings, and you'll probably find something new that no one has ever seen.
Gregory Raymond Buell was born on September 27, 1947. He was born in New Haven, CT. He mentions, in a biography on an early version of his page, that he was born at Yale. His father was Robert Buell, and his mother was (XX) Buell. He also had two brothers, Robert and William. Greg doesn't speak much about his childhood, but he did post a writing about his mother taking him to Radio City Music Hall when he was 10, which made a pretty large impact on him. One can never underestimate the power of bright shiny lights.
The next blank to be filled in on the map of Greg Buell's life is a shotgun wedding to Patricia J. McFadden in Missouri, at the ripe age of 17. Since he and his pregnant bride were underage, the parents had to sign off on it, and the marriage became available public record. The product of this shotgun wedding is Billie Rae Buell, born on September 11th of 1965. Many decades later, he becomes extremely vocal about 9/11. It was almost like that date held some sort of significance to him. A couple of years later. he had another daughter, Anita Jean Buell.
Patricia has now remarried, and goes by Pat Alano.
At some point after the birth of his 2nd daughter, he was still in the Kansas City, MO area and decided to attend a community college. By his words, he attended Penn Valley Junior College in September of 1969, and graduated with an AA degree 3 years later, in 1972. During 1971, he took a trip back to the east coast. He has an archive that contains multiple PDFs of photos taken from 1971 to 1974. It appears he did not have much of a relationship with Patricia J. Mcfadden, or their two children at this point. He posts some travel photos of NYC in 1971 and a date with a woman he labeled as Anita Hill at a wedding in Connecticut.
The following are a series of photos from 1971 to 1974. Greg went rogue at some point, grew out a giant beard, and moved to Boulder, CO. For more than 20 years, tracing Greg's tracks takes a little more than a Spokeo Pro account and reading a thread about Zoosadism to follow. Two readily available pieces of information pop up.
1. An entry in an obscure copyright registration entry book published in 1977. Searching the entry leads to this page. A search of entries to the Copyright office. The search brings you to the 3rd revision of a poem Greg submitted entitled "To be this way--why?".
2. The last page of the lawsuit that Greg filed in Florida in 2014? You probably missed that.
It's anyone's guess what the fuck that imagine really means, but have fun with that.
The next blank to be filled in on the map of Greg Buell's life is a shotgun wedding to Patricia J. McFadden in Missouri, at the ripe age of 17. Since he and his pregnant bride were underage, the parents had to sign off on it, and the marriage became available public record. The product of this shotgun wedding is Billie Rae Buell, born on September 11th of 1965. Many decades later, he becomes extremely vocal about 9/11. It was almost like that date held some sort of significance to him. A couple of years later. he had another daughter, Anita Jean Buell.
Patricia has now remarried, and goes by Pat Alano.
At some point after the birth of his 2nd daughter, he was still in the Kansas City, MO area and decided to attend a community college. By his words, he attended Penn Valley Junior College in September of 1969, and graduated with an AA degree 3 years later, in 1972. During 1971, he took a trip back to the east coast. He has an archive that contains multiple PDFs of photos taken from 1971 to 1974. It appears he did not have much of a relationship with Patricia J. Mcfadden, or their two children at this point. He posts some travel photos of NYC in 1971 and a date with a woman he labeled as Anita Hill at a wedding in Connecticut.
The following are a series of photos from 1971 to 1974. Greg went rogue at some point, grew out a giant beard, and moved to Boulder, CO. For more than 20 years, tracing Greg's tracks takes a little more than a Spokeo Pro account and reading a thread about Zoosadism to follow. Two readily available pieces of information pop up.
1. An entry in an obscure copyright registration entry book published in 1977. Searching the entry leads to this page. A search of entries to the Copyright office. The search brings you to the 3rd revision of a poem Greg submitted entitled "To be this way--why?".
2. The last page of the lawsuit that Greg filed in Florida in 2014? You probably missed that.
1999 Archive - https://web.archive.org/web/19990224165352/http://home.att.net/~inventor84/
- This is one of the earliest available version of Greg's humble home on the Internet. It shows an amazing amount of restraint in it's design than later versions will show. It's still unbelievably terrible, but it doesn't rape your eyes out of your sockets upon opening it like later versions will. The Greg you see on this page here does not change much over the next two decades.
- One of the best links on the above archive is a poem entitled "I Have Come To Hate Chinese Women". It is well worth a read. Another theme that comes up often is one of hidden cameras and surveillance. In this earlier writing, though, he seems to advocate having cameras being everywhere. Especially in phones. He also starts referring to himself as a prisoner of war, being held hostage by the government. This period is probably the easiest place to enter the world of Greg. Although he's still batshit off his rocker, there appears to be a variation in things that he talks about. He also has slight moments of coherence, that become more and more rare as time goes on.
- We find Greg still expressing plenty of opinions about the political rumblings in the world. This is something that he will never stop doing. He worries about the heavy loads that backpacks cause American students. He expresses that he is not a fan of rich people. He most assuredly talks about wanting wives with medical degrees. He rails against the rich people of Boulder doing too much cocaine,
- Greg keeps telling everyone that if the Pentagon didn't try to keep his windmill car hidden, 9/11 wouldn't have happened. He's been riding on the 9/11 skepticism train, which dovetails nicely with grudge against oil. Why does he hold a grudge against oil? It's because countless people have died because they didn't have an electric windmill car. He'll repeat this over, and over, and over for nearly a year.
- The year of our lord, 2003, was a busy year for Greg. Greg started the year cursing not getting laid, and living in an Orwellian nightmare. He has 100's of vacation photos for you to look at. He is well into his search for wives to cure cancer with. Along his fantastic journey, he meets Leslie.
- Greg met Leslie when he was working at a traffic control temp gig near Boulder, CO. Greg ends up fixating on Leslie for a pretty decent amount of time. They go on a date. He doesn't spend his birthday alone, which hadn't happened in 22 years. He writes a metric asston of poetry to her, makes a inspiration collage of her on his workstation, and fantasizes about adding her to his harem. They take some pictures together, and voila. A match made in heaven.
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Leslie left me, today is Jan 19, 2004 I still hope to get her back as my inspiration and wife to get a cancer cure, gravity control and several other miracle cures. I just talked to her on the phone and said I asked you to marry me, she said you are not serious, why she would say this after I wrote "Sisters Rescued by No More Oil" is hard to believe. Well I can not call her ever again or she will call the police so I have to wait for the Observers to come out from behind the cameras. 501 Marines have been killed in Iraq for more oil money 22 years after I invented the Electric Windmill Car so Everyone is waiting for the Electric Windmill Car to be exposed and Oil Bankrupted so the troops can come home from Baghdad the next day. It's going to be a hard waiting to get Leslie for my wife and a hard wait for the Electric Windmill Car to Bankrupt Oil. Waiting for a women you Love more than anything in the World to call makes for the longest days of your life. I hope Leslie has a change of heart and believes I seriously want to Marry her. And I hope someone can expose the Electric Windmill Car so 501 more troops do not die for more oil money. Greg
- Just scroll anywhere within the archived 2004 link in the Wayback Machine, and click around. The above picture sums up most of it. This is not one of Greg's happier times. The thing with Leslie obviously fell through, and he does not take it well. Not so poorly that he can't resume his harem quest. He is brave enough to post an uncensored version of his poem, "Famous Wives". He wrote a birthday poem to himself.
- The Leslie thing takes a dark turn. His being rejected over his marriage proposal ends up evolving into incoherent screeds against:
"Boulder Colorado lawyers who hang out at the Boulder Rock Club rape boys (and there probably are pictures in some observers digital camera scrapbook.) It's blatantly sadistic fag behavior but all the fags in Boulder Colorado know it feels good to ram it in boys - or men in Iraq."
- Greg manages to land a temp gig working at a CU bookstore, and finds himself upset over not being able to invent gravity control yet. He repeatedly mentions how famous he will be for inventing gravity control during this period. He does not explain how he plans on doing this at any point, however.
- The highlight of 2004 may be this post. He hand-wrote this "letter", scanned it into his computer, and emailed the image to CNN, CBS, ABC, and NBC.
Do not worry. If you care, 2005 to 2018 will come up soon. It is pretty fantastic.
IV. Locational Information Provided By CIA Observers
- Gregory Raymond Buell/ Greg Buell / Greg Lovestar / Greg Buell Lovestar / Greg Windcar Buell
- Date of Birth:
September 27th, 1947 (Age 71)
- Mailing Address:
PO Box 214, Key West, FL, 33041
- Email:
Current: inventor8484@gmail.com
Previous: inventor84@worldnet.att.net
- Cell Phone:
305-434-5276
- Websites:
http://electricwindmillcar.com ( Archived - October, 2018 )
http://www.inventor-warp-speed.com ( archive.org - starting October, 2001 )
http://www.endwaronearth.com ( archive.org - starting May, 2008 )
http://home.att.net/~inventor84 ( archive.org - starting Feb, 1999 )
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