Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal - Stole $350k+ from Trans Lifeline, kill count of 2+ from negligence, Founders of Sisterwood/La Zorra.

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Old Fart

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The Final Troondown

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Wow. So greta is yet again breaking the law to feed his ego. (Tl;dr of it is that it’s illegal to possess a raven without proper permits, like rehabbers have). Ravens are highly intelligent, demanding, and need special care to keep them intellectually stimulated or they will go crazy. They are also mischievous fuckers who will wreck your shit just to watch you freak out.

That poor bird is dog food.
Honestly i can see the raven terorrising the dogs if they're put together
They're huge birds and they can rip apart bone to get at marrow
Beautiful and fascinating creatures, but ravens do not fuck around
 

Positron

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Also I see Mrs greta has acquired yet another intelligent, dangerous and hypermasculine pet
Not to worry though, I'm sure this extremely intelligent pet will be no match for shrek and donkey's world reknowned housebreaking program
They seems to have a thing for very smart animals. A while back they thought of adopting a border collie (which they called "livestock guardian dog"). I hope they got turned down.
 

The Final Troondown

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They seems to have a thing for very smart animals. A while back they thought of adopting a border collie (which they called "livestock guardian dog"). I hope they got turned down.
Tbf the crueller side of me would love to see.the excuses they come up with for why their house is constantly being torn apart since they'd never ever own up to not being able to train their dog

But collies are good boys and should be kept far far away from these idiots
 

Tragi-Chan

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Tbf the crueller side of me would love to see.the excuses they come up with for why their house is constantly being torn apart since they'd never ever own up to not being able to train their dog

But collies are good boys and should be kept far far away from these idiots
Last time they blamed it on adolescent rebellion.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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The Raven is probably already dead. You can’t just take in an injured Raven, you must take them to an avian rescue or someone who specializes in corvid rehab. Corvids, and esp Ravens, must be around other ravens they cannot survive without social interaction from other ravens.

Ravens and crows get rescued fairly often because their flock will kick up such a insane cacophony when one their own is injured on the ground. People go investigate what the ruckus is, and many times get attacked, because corvids will not just leave an injured mate. They stick around trying to protect it and scare away predators. When corvid fledgings are on the ground it’s like a Hitchock film if you get near them.

I’ve rescued ravens and crows, they always had to immediately go to a retired veterinarian who had a two ravens he kept so that the rescue birds had social interaction. He was the only guy in 100 miles that did corvid rescue thanks to having other corvids on hand.

Ravens are incredibly smart and social, they deserve a lot better than to die of loneliness in the hands of narcissistic Troons.
 
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AlexJonesGotMePregnant

he put a baby in my butt
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The Raven is probably already dead. You can’t just take in an injured Raven, you must take them to an avian rescue or someone who specializes in corvid rehab. Corvids, and esp Ravens, must be around other ravens they cannot survive without social interaction from other ravens.

Ravens and crows get rescued fairly often because their flock will kick up such a insane cacophony when one their own is injured on the ground. People go investigate what the ruckus is, and many times get attacked, because corvids will not just leave an injured mate. They stick around trying to protect it and scare away predators. When corvid fledgings are on the ground it’s like a Hitchock film if you get near them.

I’ve rescued ravens and crows, they always had to immediately go to a retired veterinarian who had a two ravens he kept so that the rescue birds had social interaction. He was the only guy in 100 miles that did corvid rescue thanks to having other corvids on hand.

Ravens are incredibly smart and social, they deserve a lot better than to die of loneliness in the hands of narcissistic Troons.
Corvids are just as big of selfish assholes as a troon but I think they may be smarter on average
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Corvids are just as big of selfish assholes as a troon but I think they may be smarter on average
Corvids are assholes to humans but many mate for life, have extremely close, established social groups and give mutual aid to other corvids.

Pretty much the exact opposites of Troons, except the assholes to all humans part and trying to fuck their own reflection in a mirror thing.
 

Tragi-Chan

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The Raven is probably already dead. You can’t just take in an injured Raven, you must take them to an avian rescue or someone who specializes in corvid rehab. Corvids, and esp Ravens, must be around other ravens they cannot survive without social interaction from other ravens.

Ravens and crows get rescued fairly often because their flock will kick up such a insane cacophony when one their own is injured on the ground. People go investigate what the ruckus is, and many times get attacked, because corvids will not just leave an injured mate. They stick around trying to protect it and scare away predators. When corvid fledgings are on the ground it’s like a Hitchock film if you get near them.

I’ve rescued ravens and crows, they always had to immediately go to a retired veterinarian who had a two ravens he kept so that the rescue birds had social interaction. He was the only guy in 100 miles that did corvid rescue thanks to having other corvids on hand.

Ravens are incredibly smart and social, they deserve a lot better than to die of loneliness in the hands of narcissistic Troons.
Greta is ridiculously impulsive. I guarantee the only thought he had was “This will be cool.”
 

Tragi-Chan

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Like the law has ever stopped either of these troons from committing whatever crimes they feel like.
Greta views the law as something that doesn’t really apply to him. This is a person who thinks literally threatening to kill someone for being mean is normal behaviour. Whatever he can get away with is good. If he can’t get away with it, the person punishing him is in the wrong. Hell, he thinks the solution to having the police after him is to shoot at them. He thinks he’s the star of his own action movie.
 
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Ghostse

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The Raven is probably already dead. You can’t just take in an injured Raven, you must take them to an avian rescue or someone who specializes in corvid rehab. Corvids, and esp Ravens, must be around other ravens they cannot survive without social interaction from other ravens.

Ravens and crows get rescued fairly often because their flock will kick up such a insane cacophony when one their own is injured on the ground. People go investigate what the ruckus is, and many times get attacked, because corvids will not just leave an injured mate. They stick around trying to protect it and scare away predators. When corvid fledgings are on the ground it’s like a Hitchock film if you get near them.

I’ve rescued ravens and crows, they always had to immediately go to a retired veterinarian who had a two ravens he kept so that the rescue birds had social interaction. He was the only guy in 100 miles that did corvid rescue thanks to having other corvids on hand.

Ravens are incredibly smart and social, they deserve a lot better than to die of loneliness in the hands of narcissistic Troons.
Nina and I have accepted leadership positions at "Raven Life Line"