Science Greta Thunberg Megathread - Slow Road Trip

Jarolleon

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Anyone that steps into the political sphere should expect to be mocked and harassed. It doesn’t matter if she was supporting a right or left wing cause.



She looks like a 12 year old because she doesn’t eat.
There was a period during which she starved herself as the despair which her handler's teachings took hold. Supposedly this shit is the only reason she's not suicidal anymore. They drove a girl nearly to suicide to use her as a hollowed-out vessel for their ideology.
 

IAmNotAlpharius

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There was a period during which she starved herself as the despair which her handler's teachings took hold. Supposedly this shit is the only reason she's not suicidal anymore. They drove a girl nearly to suicide to use her as a hollowed-out vessel for their ideology.
I didn’t know wether to rate that informative or horrifying. What awful people...
 

WendyWheelchair

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Was mentioned at the beginning of this thread, but here's a video of her saying "I want you to feel the fear I feel". Totally not authoritarian at all.

Does someone have a video compilation of her 'sperging out? There was this good vid I saw on Twitter that was her being all twitchy after handing off the mic but I can't seem to find it. Her FAS face is like an angler's lure leading me to my doom. I can't look away.
 

Corm

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Literally who? Yet there's a six page thread already after being posted yesterday.

Am I finally entering boomer dementia or are y'all making a mountain over a molehill.
We have a permanent megathread with Rashida Tlaib in the title and Greta (1.35M followers on twitter) is probably more known than Tlaib (773K followers).
 
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ATaxingWoman

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@ATaxingWoman might know more about this "lolkor", since they apparently talk about her in the Swedish language thread and she used to be their avatar.
The biggest lolcow in this case isn't really Greta herself as much as her parents and the other adults surrounding her. @Smaug's Smokey Hole wrote a pretty good summary here (except that the main author of Scenes from the heart was the mother, not the father), and if you can stomach Google Translate's potato English, the Swedish blogger Rebecca Weidmo Uvell has written multiple good blog posts detailing the circus surrounding Greta Thunberg.

(Language side note: "lolkor" is the plural form. The singular form is "lolko")
 

Kyria the Great

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One thing I don't understand is where do these people even find all of these children? I sometimes think some asshole rich person has a breeding pit for children that they pull them out of whenever you need a child to talk about "The Real Issues" to only throw them away when they are too old or their 15 seconds of fame is up. I get angry from this as this isn't the girl that makes me angry, it is the puppeteer who I have sheer piss-boiling rage at.
 

Krimjob

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One thing I don't understand is where do these people even find all of these children? I sometimes think some asshole rich person has a breeding pit for children that they pull them out of whenever you need a child to talk about "The Real Issues" to only throw them away when they are too old or their 15 seconds of fame is up. I get angry from this as this isn't the girl that makes me angry, it is the puppeteer who I have sheer piss-boiling rage at.
Malena Ernman (Her mother) is (in)famous in Sweden, as in, she's a celebrity. Before she started whoring out her kids she was one of the loudest celebrities in the whole "Refugees Welcome" shit. However, this has also burned her career as only the media/establishment now like her. In households, however, she is largely regarded as a complete cunt due to the severe backlash against immigration. We're talking about a celebrity that didn't hide her disgust for anyone who complained about all of the problems.

So they found the kid essentially through the mother who hired a PR firm and all. It's actually not "surprising" that it's Greta of all kids. Loony mum, a dad who seems like a complete weirdo and they're in the upper crust and politically involved. Makes sense, in a way.

Interestingly enough, I never hear jack-shit about the other daughter that she is using as a prop on musical tours.
 

ATaxingWoman

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Malena Ernman (Her mother) is (in)famous in Sweden, as in, she's a celebrity. Before she started whoring out her kids she was one of the loudest celebrities in the whole "Refugees Welcome" shit. However, this has also burned her career as only the media/establishment now like her. In households, however, she is largely regarded as a complete cunt due to the severe backlash against immigration. We're talking about a celebrity that didn't hide her disgust for anyone who complained about all of the problems.

So they found the kid essentially through the mother who hired a PR firm and all. It's actually not "surprising" that it's Greta of all kids. Loony mum, a dad who seems like a complete weirdo and they're in the upper crust and politically involved. Makes sense, in a way.

Interestingly enough, I never hear jack-shit about the other daughter that she is using as a prop on musical tours.
Beata Thunberg Ernman only started receiving a tiny bit of attention after her big sister did. She performed a song on Malou After Tio a few months ago so it's probably only a matter of time before their parents start trying to actively make big bucks off of her as well.

On another note: it's not that weird that both Greta and her sister look much younger than they are considering that their father basically looks like an adult baby:
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rocknrollmartian

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Beata Thunberg Ernman only started receiving a tiny bit of attention after her big sister did. She performed a song on Malou After Tio a few months ago so it's probably only a matter of time before their parents start trying to actively make big bucks off of her as well.

On another note: it's not that weird that both Greta and her sister look much younger than they are considering that their father basically looks like an adult baby:
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Holy shit, Malena ain't even 50 yet. I guess carrying the weight of the world on your deluded pseudo-socialist shoulders makes you age at warp speed.
 

TowinKarz

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Holy shit, Malena ain't even 50 yet. I guess carrying the weight of the world on your deluded pseudo-socialist shoulders makes you age at warp speed.
When every single thing you encounter is a problem, every person not exactly like you a devil, and the world is dying all around you by simply existing, is it any wonder your average activist has enough stress to even wrinkle their bones?
 
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