GROCERY HAUL & LEMON CHALLENGE 4/9/19 - Spoiler: Becky wins the lemon challenge

Which of Al’s home cooked meals would you eat?

  • Chicken with instant rice and quinoa

    Votes: 20 9.6%
  • Chicken with broccoli and potatoes

    Votes: 60 28.8%
  • Chili with tube turkey and canned vegetables

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • Pasta with egg, soy sauce, scallions and bacon

    Votes: 19 9.1%
  • Everything soup with potatoes, rice, olives, liquid aminos and vegetables

    Votes: 8 3.8%
  • Kielbasa sausage with onions, bell pepper and a potato

    Votes: 82 39.4%
  • Tube turkey “nachos”

    Votes: 16 7.7%

  • Total voters
    208

FitBitch

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When she was talking about her rice, she was saying how each pack was 2 servings. Because of this, she will split it in 2, unless she is under her calories for the day. Has she ever ended her day under calorie?
Why can she just never eat a serving of anything? It's always a casserole dish full of cereal or a whole bag of instant rice or an entire package (6) Reese's big cups. Like... Just start by eating ONE. Cultivating that much self control would be spades better than "My calorie limit is 3,000 so it's okay if I only eat 4,000 today."
 

Guardsman42

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Why can she just never eat a serving of anything? It's always a casserole dish full of cereal or a whole bag of instant rice or an entire package (6) Reese's big cups. Like... Just start by eating ONE. Cultivating that much self control would be spades better than "My calorie limit is 3,000 so it's okay if I only eat 4,000 today."
It comes down to she only is happy when she is physically ill from how much she eats quantity wise. Which ...she also won't try to just eat massive amounts of low calorie foods. It sort of perplexes me. Alot of obese people etc get that way because they like food...but it has alot of flavour to it as well. Hamber can sit there and eat flavourless slop as long there's a few quarts of it per hour to consume.

I just don't understand how she doesn't just inhale some thing like baby carrots all day slathered in a zero calorie seasoning powder. She could fill her gullet to bursting on fruit and veg and be losing weight and getting much needed nutrients..
 

chicken wings

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I just don't understand how she doesn't just inhale some thing like baby carrots all day slathered in a zero calorie seasoning powder. She could fill her gullet to bursting on fruit and veg and be losing weight and getting much needed nutrients..
I think you may underestimating the power of the binge monster and it's partner in crime Captain Flavorstein. It's not as simple as replacing fries drowning in ranch with carrots drowning in an equal amount of ranch for the single fact that it doesn't taste as good. The same way grilled of fish isn't as "satisfying" as grilled chicken.
 

Guardsman42

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I think you may underestimating the power of the binge monster and it's partner in crime Captain Flavorstein. It's not as simple as replacing fries drowning in ranch with carrots drowning in an equal amount of ranch for the single fact that it doesn't taste as good. The same way grilled of fish isn't as "satisfying" as grilled chicken.
See I get where you are coming from, but doesn't she also eat piles of plain white rice? I read about it in the comments, I assume i t's pretty much unseasoned rice.
 
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See I get where you are coming from, but doesn't she also eat piles of plain white rice? I read about it in the comments, I assume i t's pretty much unseasoned rice.
Rice is pretty similar to bread. It's bland as fuck but a simple dash of soy sauce or some gravy makes a big diference. It is not unusual to see it being eaten in massive amounts by deathfats especially in places where rice is a daily meal like Asia.
 
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See I get where you are coming from, but doesn't she also eat piles of plain white rice? I read about it in the comments, I assume i t's pretty much unseasoned rice.
Carbs, sugar and fats release chemicals in the brain that suggest "happiness", "reward", "satisfaction" etc for all warm blooded animals. We are evolved to crave things that are naturally higher in calories (e.g. meat and tard cum over spinach). Amber is just a 100000% more extreme version of that. Something that's mostly water based like celery, tomatoes, lettuce, spinach, etc. just isn't satisfying. Yes, she can eat huge portions of it until she feels full and reduce her calories intake, but it won't stop the cravings. THe binge monster (aka her brain) specifically wants things that are fatty, sugary, salty and full of carbs.

Things like fruits which have naturally occurring sugars are something that humans in history have craved. Most animals like birds, livestock, rodents, etc will prefer to go for an apple or strawberry over grass or grains. Humans have been spoiled in that we have created foods that are MUCH sweeter, higher calorie and higher contents of sugar than fruit, and that's what people crave.

The only way I can think that Amber will be even likely to be successful at changing her diet (stopping the binge monster) is if she's medicated with drugs that change her brain functioning (either satiation, hunger, or dopamine release at feeding) as well as intensive psychological behavioural interventions. The only drug that is available (and only in USA) is still experimental I think - Vyvanse. It's basically Meth.
 

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AL mentions she's not bedbound, she's up cleaning, reorganizing and doing all kinds of things, she's so busy!! She just forgets to film it and only vlogs when she sits down to talk. Sure, Jan!
What happened to the statement she made a couple videos ago claiming she cannot stand up for more than a minute at a time?
Is she using a wheelchair or an office chair to move around as she "cleans"?
Also--aren't all her videos "boring and pointless"?????
yes
"All of a sudden, they're like, ki-ki-kee."
She's looking like Amy Slaton's lost sister there.
She spent all that money and bought store brand mayo.
this is something I've mentioned before when people were wondering how much money she spends of food. Amber will buy one or two "trendy", more expensive food stuff (this time it was cauliflower rice), but the bulk of the purchases will be store brand stuff.
Honestly, it doesn't matter to her since food doesn't remain in her mouth long enough for her to taste anything.
does walmart have a deli?
yes, they do.
 

Whatthefuck

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What happened to the statement she made a couple videos ago claiming she cannot stand up for more than a minute at a time?
Is she using a wheelchair or an office chair to move around as she "cleans"?

yes

She's looking like Amy Slaton's lost sister there.

this is something I've mentioned before when people were wondering how much money she spends of food. Amber will buy one or two "trendy", more expensive food stuff (this time it was cauliflower rice), but the bulk of the purchases will be store brand stuff.
Honestly, it doesn't matter to her since food doesn't remain in her mouth long enough for her to taste anything.

yes, they do.
She very sassily denied having a rolling chair in one of her Ask.fm or Twitter replies. Hell, I can't keep up with Sassylynn, but it was before the latest shit storm. Someone accused her dining room chair of having wheels and it being the vehicle so she had to shut it down. Nevermind that those chairs are new and quite clearly industrial strength conference room chairs so the mistake was understandable.

Actually, I'd be terrified for her trying to sit in a rolling chair. You just know she flounces down because that's what people that obese do. That chair would fly right out from under her and then we'd truly be in bedbound country.
 

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Destiny era , Amber weighed in like nothing. Jus stand on the scale....The scale is in the same room as her where shes saysing "I forgot to weigh in" and Becky is there. I'm also waiting for her to open up about what she's been struggling with that she mentioned twice in her first sub drop new improved Amber video.
Both are teasing the viewers to juice view counts back up to make up for lost ad revenue, it's the only way she can try and get both the audience back while also getting them viewing her as Victimlynn, in her mind. If she keeps 'forgetting' to weigh herself eventually she'll bait some messages telling her to not forget and then she can make a video blaming the messengers for 'only making it about that above 600 number,' as a result to try and get the more suggestible dumb viewers to have sympathy in regards to her for enduring such awful harassment about something she won't stop intentionally mentioning but also won't deliver to the watchers. The same psychological approach is being used on the unmentioned struggle, in reality she's struggling to get the scale to read 599 or less to shoot a weigh in, but keep being oblique enough about it and somebody will bite and message her over it, then she can play Victimlynn over 'harassment.'
 

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The only drug that is available (and only in USA) is still experimental I think - Vyvanse. It's basically Meth.
Vyvanse is also for people with ADHD. Speaking of which, in Amber's video about when she tried Phentermine:

Amber said:
We told her [the nurse] I'm not getting any energy. Like I'm not I'm tired every single time I take it. I ended up googling it and there's such thing as paradox symptoms where like there's certain people who will get the opposite symptoms of what normal people get. That's me. I got the paradox symptoms and the nurse was explaining that people actually that have ADD get phentermine to make them more calmer and more like not tired as the word but just more able to focus and work chill. She's like you could possibly have an undiagnosed ADD.
If Amber does have undiagnosed ADD, Vyanse could kill two birds with one stone. Of course, that would require her to actually take it, and based on what she did with Phentermine, she'll get herself worked up over possible high blood pressure until the point she is getting readings of high blood pressure and use that as her justification to quit taking it.
 
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