Grocery haul & rafe vlogging 2/1/19 -

[JambledUpWords]

Riveting content:

• Al opens the video by talking about Optavia
• Says she’s not being sponsored by Optavia and is not a health coach
• Says that this time it’s different than her other diets
• She can’t do low carb, decrease eating, or anything like that because it’s part of her eating disorder
• She says that this is not a pyramid scheme. She’s done a lot of research
• She’s joined a Facebook group for Optavia and says that so many people have had success
• Rafe makes an appearance and attempts to vlog
• Al and Becky are going to clean out their cabinet and donate some food
• Has a grocery that includes pickles, spinach, olive oil, water dispenser, waffle maker, almond milk, water bottles, more containers and string cheese
• Ends vlog by saying that she’s still going to post on social media, but won’t read any comments
• She wants to be an inspiration for people

 

[Aldora]

Oh my lord. Look at all the stains on her clothes lol.

 

[CindyChafe]

7 ads 17 minutes.

"95... 96% of this is mental."

She can't cook or grocery shop because she has an eating disorder.

Rafe looking like witches from the Craft... Ate the Kraft Mac and cheese.

Good God what do you think Rafe was smelling for that thumbnail.

All the lipstick on her teeth.

Pretty sure Amber loves the idea of Optavia because she gets to eat 6 times a day.

 

[IV 445]

@nostalgiaisadrug BTFO by mods

Sorry Kirby

 

[Captain Ahab]

“Artificinal sweeteners”

Truly, a great mind.

 

[Ganymede]

Man alive, the little dip in her throat makes it look like she is wearing a giant sweater made of fat.

Also, almond milk as a condiment?! What kind of horrendous meal is she planning on making?

 

[Dutch Courage]

Is she really calling her food "feelings"? They are called fuelings, not feelings. That's our gorl.

I love how her extensive research revealed that everyone who has ever used Optavia has glowing things to say. I only had to glance at the first page of Google to find people who had very critical things to say about it, but maybe if I research more extensively, they will disappear.

I'm not sure she understands what MLM means. MLM, in and of itself, does not necessarily mean the product is no good; it refers to how it is marketed. Optavia fits the criteria of a MLM: 6 tiers of coach, each paying a kickback to the tiers above them. The product itself may be acceptable, but she can't just say it is not a MLM enterprise.

She was supposed to go on a haul for "lean and green" stuff, and somehow comes back with string cheese and pickles.

On one level, I understand why she doesn't want people in the comments fucking with her head when she tries something new. I wouldn't post a comment berating her for trying the stupid program; she wants to be pumped up for it, and I think she should be.

However, I don't see any way that this is going to work out for her nonetheless.

lol at Becky being "picky about food". She's a walking garbage disposal unit. I guess Amberlynn will have to just watch her eat her chips and her Lucky Charms while she makes do eating her diet paste. I wonder if Becky will at least put the brakes on eating out for the next couple of weeks or so, to give the love of her life a chance to get into the program without temptation... Something tells me, she won't give a single thought to it.

Good luck, hambeast! I don't necessarily want to see her fail, but already there are some red flags popping up.

 

[antifan]

So people who are saying this new program is a pyramid scheme haven't done "true research." It's just assumptions and opinions, its not fact. Even though Optavia is the very definition of a MLM/pyramid scheme. God she is so dumb.

 

[C3PBRO]

She's sucking this program's dick so hard and he hasn't even begun it yet. Imagine the magnitude of the binge that will occur when she fails.

 

[Whale Watcher]

She sounds like she's saying feeling every time she says fueling and it's absolutely sending me. It's even in the cc.
"Every time I eat my feelings"
"This is where I'm gonna store my feelings"
lmao

 

[JambledUpWords]

"This is where I'm gonna store my feelings"

They are stored all around her body. She’s so fat because she eats her feelings.

 

[497]

Man alive, the little dip in her throat makes it look like she is wearing a giant sweater made of fat.

Also, almond tard cum as a condiment?! What kind of horrendous meal is she planning on making?

maybe to put in coffee or tea but she doesn't drink those... or to make the milk shakes with. since she doesn't even know what it's for or if it's condiment shows how she really is prepared and has done research on the program. the cheese sticks? does this program allow unlimited things like the WW free points?

 

[Masta]

She says, this is one of her last options, which could mean one or two things:
1) weight loss surgery
2) she eats herself to death

 

[brainbarf]

This Rafe person eyefucks herself so hard in the camera and yet fails to notice freaking blue lipstick all over her teeth. At least I hope it's lipstick and not the natural color.

Spoiler: islamic content warning

 

[Papaya23]

So I know our gorl is a lah and an asshole but I hadn't quite realized the depths of how dumb she is, holy shit

Also, some new Amberisms:

• artifitional
• get this ball on the road

 

[Mr Foster]

This Rafe person eyefucks herself so hard in the camera and yet fails to notice freaking blue lipstick all over her teeth. At least I hope it's lipstick and not the natural color.

Spoiler: islamic content warning

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Is it just me or does she look oddly like she is related to Hamby?

Maybe it's just because she is also a blubbernaught, they just all start to look the same.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

The fact that this poll exists is yet another signal for the end of the world.

 

[Papaya23]

Poor Rafe, the chestpiece virus has spread all the way to her arms

 

[brainbarf]

Is it just me or does she look oddly like she is related to Hamby?

Maybe it's just because she is also a blubbernaught, they just all start to look the same.

It may be a fatcist thing to say, but I agree. They could be sisters. Especially since they seem to have the same IQ.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

So does this program magically make her BED disappear? She seems to think it will be different this time around - what exactly does she think she can do, eat her "feeling" as well as binge eating??