GROCERY SHOPPING, MY DIAGNOSIS, MAKEUP - 11/18/19 -

Goalweight170

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Not gonna watch the video, but caught a glimpse of the arm bruises from venipunctures. I hope she's not blaming nurses or lab techs. Her veins are so deeply buried by inches of pure fat, anyone would be hard-pressed to find one even in the antecubital. If you're that fat, expect multiple sticks.

There is a shot of Becky smiling [if she knows what's good for her] so she must be getting over her grief of having Eric and Rickie move out. Though they're still less than 30 minutes away.
Amber's brilliant scheme of enticing Destiny (and dana) to move in didn't work, so AL better step up her game if she must pay the rent and bills. Vlogmas incoming! Becky may be going through sumthin' but it sure ain't a job application.
Yup. Color me late. Eric and Rickie moved out?
 

Goalweight170

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Love a gorl with a loose choker
The girl with loose choker. The girl that bought necklace extensions because the chokers were literally choking her. God help me. I hate this cunt. I wonder how we will hear of her dying? She won’t trend or go viral. I guess the Thumbster will make a video about her death? Who knows. The sad part is, we don’t give a fuck.
 

sweaty chafing thighs

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It's a fucking chihuahua. It's supposed to be closer to size XXS, most chihuahuas need clothes specifically made for tiny breeds. Slight PL but my mixed breed is 20lbs and a size small. That dog is atleast 3 times the size of a chihuahua and is smaller than Twinkie.

Even if Twinkie isn't a purebred she should be under 10 lbs. Imagine being obese and walking on painfully long nails, jesus christ.
Some chihuahuas can weigh up to ~12 lbs, particularly deer heads like Twinkie. I'll take my PL ratings but I have a purebred chihuahua and if he was under 10 he would be severely underweight for his build (he weighs 12). Twinkie should probably weigh closer to 11 or 12 at the most, but you're right - she's fucking fat and a couple of elbees on a tiny dog makes a difference.

From what I can see of her nails it looks like her quicks are unfortunately very long, so even if the vet clinic did cut them (it looks like they did) they probably couldn't do much without causing her to bleed and be in pain. Cutting the quick is similar to the way it feels when you cut your nails too short. It won't kill you, but it doesn't feel great and isn't recommended unless the dog is sedated and planned to be on pain meds anyway. Regularly trimming a dog's nails will cause the quick to recede over time.
Edit: What @Billie Ross said re: nails, sorry I was still reading through the thread.
 
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DubbleBubble

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The diagnosis is YOU'RE GONNA DIE. Don't even need a doctor for that one.

Any time I see this... thing go grocery shopping it just makes me wonder how someone can be so ignorant to the basics of nutrition, meal preparation etc. I do like the drunk-wobble-cam that we get as she walks in, and then that smooth transition to graceful hovering as she films atop the fatmobile.
 

Munchie_Minder

Bringing attention, just not the kind you desire.
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Your family probably collectively weighs less, and cnsumed less than Amber did.
I actually did the math on that for a family of two normal sized semi-active adults (say 140 and 170 lbs) and three kids and you’re right. It is less calories to feed a family of 5 then to maintain 600 pounds of Hamber. What a giant waste of resources.
 

clusterfuckk

Forchette! Forchette!
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"its not a diet its a lifestyle change"

What does this even means? What lifestyle does she has to change, if it is not about dieting? Hoarding? Taking care of your pets or your servants?
The reason she says "lifestyle change" is just more gaslighting. So she can say "I never said I was dieting, I am just changing my lifestyle" and not indicate whether its for better or worse.
 

AllCISPeople

E is for Exceptional
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See, I prefer the shot that has the Chinese Restaurant sign in the background. You really are able to mentally envision the full (autistic) spectrum that sums up her life.

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Gunshot wound, maybe? That's all I can think of that would be 100% unrelated to her weight.
Yep, gunshot wound, that about sums it up. Or:

-Another fatal injury, besides a gunshot wound, for example, in a car accident or something similar
-Skin cancer?
-Ebola Virus....
-Umm....I'm grasping for straws here.........radiation poisoning?
-.....................yeah, that's about all I can think of.
 
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MaryZiggy

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See, I prefer the shot that has the Chinese Restaurant sign in the background. You really are able to mentally envision the full (autistic) spectrum that sums up her life.

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For her the buffet is almost exercise; no waiter, you have to walk to get the food...
And any green you put on the plate makes whatever is around healthy food... or at least she seems to believe that.
Remember those sad slices of cucumber on her burger... or that crouton salad
 

Chamaelirium

~* I don't actually like pizza *~
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See, I prefer the shot that has the Chinese Restaurant sign in the background. You really are able to mentally envision the full (autistic) spectrum that sums up her life.

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Yep, gunshot wound, that about sums it up. Or:

-Another fatal injury, besides a gunshot wound, for example, in a car accident or something similar
-Skin cancer?
-Ebola Virus....
-Umm....I'm grasping for straws here.........radiation poisoning?
-.....................yeah, that's about all I can think of.
Credit to reddit for this:
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