Grossest thing you've eaten -

[FuckedUp]

One time when I was 15 I kept a box of Hostess Cupcakes in my room for safekeeping. About a month after buying it, I noticed some weird speckled white stuff on a cupcake, but I ate it anyway thinking it was some sort of manufacturing error. A little later I took out another cupcake and noticed the same thing, at which point my brain put 2 and 2 together and realized I ate a moldy cupcake. Didn't realize Hostess products could spoil because of the whole "Twinkies could survive the apocalypse" urban legend.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Ur mums box

 

[Judge Holden]

Your slovenly whore of a mother's skunk-smelling cooch cheese

EDIT: DAMNIT! BEATEN BY A LITERAL SECOND

 

[DumbDude42]

a fresh cherry, taken directly from a tree
didn't realize it had a worm inside until it was too late
threw up on the spot

 

[Judge Holden]

Serious answer, probably the time I tried putting cabbage into a chocolate flavoured smoothie.

 

[Stoneheart]

Giant isopode

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A half cold, soggy chimichanga. I still have some in the freezer I refuse to touch thanks to that. Followed the directions to the letter and it still came out wrong.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

A buffalo chicken tender that I realised was undercooked only after biting into it and seeing that under the breading it was completley raw.

Thankfully didn't get sick.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I once didn't notice a yoghurt was very moldy and took a spoonful.
If you ever opened some decades unused wardrobe that's full of mold, you know the horrid smell. It tastes exactly as it smells.

 

[Recoil]

One of those filipino duck eggs

 

[Book Thief]

One time at work, I was having a conversation with a coworker who said that her mother ate pickles covered in chocolate syrup while she was pregnant with her. Out of sheer curiosity, I decided to try it.

I gagged immediately, nearly threw up as a result, and spat the thing into the trash. The after taste lasted for hours.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

I bit into a Quarter Pounder that was still raw.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Ur mums box

ha



classic

 

[Horus]

Ponderosa.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

A year old bag of Reeses Pieces (off the top of my head)

 

[PhoBingas]

This one shawarma from a hookah bar. Couldn't finish it. Waste of $17.

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

I foolishly ate a ratty ghetto Taco Bell once while being cleancut and wearing business attire. I was served something that was definitely not food. I don't know what sort of amalgamated fecal smegmatic ingredients it was crafted out of, but it was by far the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. The only other time I ate in that [notoriously ratty ghetto] city I was served something similar at a different fast food place. Lessons were learned.

I bit into a Quarter Pounder that was still raw.

Have you ever had raw bacon? Or fully-cooked beef liver? The bacon had me gagging for hours, and the beef liver left me gagging for days.

 

[oldTireWater]

Marmite. Also, part of a can of tuna that had gone bad somehow.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

When I was a kid our school lunch lady (who was amazing, seriously no complaints) was out sick and the person they got to replace her had obviously never heard that food is supposed to be edible. She served up a sausage casserole that was sausages boiled in a thin, watery gravy with onions and mashed potato that was both runny and raw at the same god damn time. The horrifying thing was the taste of the gravy, is was sour, and weirdly chemical. I can still remember it vividly to this day, a soapy, artificial taste combined with sour onions and gooey, boiled sausages. The canteen descended quickly into chaos as kids refused to eat it but the teachers, not knowing what to do about the situation tried to encourage kids to suck it up and eat it. The younger children started crying, older kids protested as eloquently as you can when you're 10. Eventually the lunch was called off when one child projectile vomited and I mean projectile. This made other kids who were on edge throw up too. At this stage the hall was virtually evacuated whilst it was cleaned and the 5th year teacher cooked a big batch of chips and beans for any kids still with the stomach to eat.

To this day I can't eat sweet and sour because the sour edge to the sauce has the same vague countenance of smell about it as this gravy did. One bite of this meal has scarred me for nearly three fucking decades.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I bit into a Quarter Pounder that was still raw.

I actually ate an undercooked quarter pounder once. It was still visibly pink in the middle.

Spoiler

it was the best tasting burger I ever had a mcdonalds