Guess That Lolcow! -

[Sigyn]

So I haven't seen anything like this and thought I'd make it.

I thought this thread could be like, a trivia game about various Lolcows, and anyone can post a question. No points or anything, just for fun. To avoid spam of a bunch of the same answer, I thought we could just post the correct answer in a spoiler. I'll start with an example:

Question: Who is Null's "Personal Hero &/or Best Friend"?

Spoiler: Answer

Answer: TJ "Teej" Church

It should be vaguer than that, though. Like, that one was pretty obvious. Maybe their could be multiple choice answers if you can work that into spoilers. Idk. Anyone wanna play?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Which lolcow has a fetish for stinging?

Spoiler

The Golden Knight

(probably still too obvious)

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Which lolcow thinks that twelve-year-old girls being forced into prostitution is generally a good idea?

Spoiler

Holden, or Marjan Siklic.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I think Deeker and Nick Bate would also be at least open to the idea.

Which lolcow said, "Every time I see Lil' Wayne, I see him like balls to the wall, blackface, clown lips, always shuckin' and jivin"?

Spoiler

A-log

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Who wants to remain in "half-past 1997"?

Spoiler: Giving up already?

The_Iconoclast

 

[Sigyn]

Yay! Glad to see the thread finally took off. Here's a tricky multiple choice one.

Which lolcow is a self-proclaimed genius author, and wrote a self-insert fantasy story which they are too lazy to finish?

Spoiler: A.) TJChurch

Not quite! Teej, when not masturbating to his many literary 'achievements', writes porn which he DOES usually finish, albeit poorly. (1 pts)

Spoiler: B.) Chris Chan

Incorrect! While Chris DID write Sonichu, he at least finished it. (0 pts)

Spoiler: C.) Connor

YOU ARE CORRECT! Connor wrote the story "Redesigning Eva", where several of his characters are Mary-Sues for who he would like to be/surround himself with. When prompted to write more or improve on it, he claims he has "writers block" (2 pts)

 

[Sigyn]

Which lolcow has a fetish for stinging?

Spoiler

The Golden Knight

(probably still too obvious)

Actually, I didn't know that! Would HE do the stinging, or is it someone else/an insect?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Actually, I didn't know that! Would HE do the stinging, or is it someone else/an insect?

He would do the stinging, using a whip or a cattle prod (eugh) or something. He also liked the idea of his ladyfriend being subjected to stinging nettles or jellyfish. Basically as long as it wasn't happening to him, he found it sexy.

Which lolcow falsely believes that their father is not their biological father?

Spoiler: Nick Bate

Really close! Nick believes that his family is not "really" his, and the family of his stalking victim Anna will become his true family. However, he understands that his father, mother, and aunt are his biological relatives, which is presumably why he puts "b-" in front of their names when he talks about them.

Spoiler: Pixyteri

Correct. As part of her delusion that she has Nipponese heritiji, Pixy desperately believes that her father is not really hers and that her mother had a one-night stand with a Japanese businessman that led to her conception.

Spoiler: Connor Bible

This would make a lot of sense, but no. Connor sometimes worries that he is actually adopted, which would be awful for him because he thinks adoption is morally on par with murdering babies or something, but it hasn't got to the point that he's actually seriously accused his father of not being biologically his. We know this because he hasn't tried to kill him yet.

(If this isn't entirely right, feel free to correct me; I haven't followed Connor in a few months save for a glance at his thread every few days)