Guilty Pleasure Foods -

[GS 281]

We all have foods we eat that we know are contributing to our early demise. For me it is Doritos Casarole

Cook up some ground beef. Treat yourself to some Angus 90/10.
Top with taco seasoning, add some taco sauce.
Toss in some onions and mix it all up.
Dice up some green chiles and poblano peppers. Toss them all in.
Get a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and put them at the bottom of a casarole dish crush them up if you want, I don't.
Top them with the mix completed above.
Top with some Nacho chips then throw some taco cheese on top

Put in oven at 350 for about 30 minutes
Mix in some sour cream when complete
In the next 12 hours you will either have explosive diarrhea or a heart attack but you only live once
Enjoy.

 

[DZ 305]

Wendy's. I know it is probably killing me. But to quote Lewis Black: "[it] is guaranteed to give you a kind of gaseous nausea that at one point I was actually addicted to. It's the kind of sensation you'd get if you ate a Styrofoam cup."

 

[AnOminous]

I like the Wendy's $1 crispy chicken sandwich. And about nothing else other than the Frosty, which is a weird non-milkshake you have to eat with a spoon.

 

[Motherboard]

Mcdonalds chicken nuggets. God knows what the fuck is in those things, but I crave them and their fries on occasion.

But by far, Wendy's is also my favorite. Their chicken is unbeatable.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Velveeta shells and cheese.

According to the box, I'm a family of 4.

 

[GS 281]

Jesus Christ can't you people cook?

 

[DZ 305]

Jesus Christ can't you people cook?

Being lazy and having someone else cook is part of the guilt for me. And if you want me to include food I actually 'cook', I would have to say DIY meatball subs.

 

[Motherboard]

Jesus Christ can't you people cook?

Oh, I can cook. I'm just not guilty over making baked potatoes with cheddar, bacon, butter, and a touch of ranch dressing.

If I cook it and it's damn good, I'm not so guilty about it. Fast food is more of a guilty food due to how ridiculously unhealthy it is.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Gooey, cheesy mac and cheese is my go-to guilty pleasure food when I'm cooking something on my own. Otherwise, Wawa meatball sub with pepperjack cheese.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

Chicken nuggets and macaroni & cheese. When it comes to food I'm still a kid.

 

[cumrobbery]

Taquitos

 

[Motherboard]

Chicken nuggets and macaroni & cheese. When it comes to food I'm still a kid.

But are the nuggets dinosaur-shaped?

 

[R.A.E.L.]

But are the nuggets dinosaur-shaped?

Any nugget is a good nugget.

 

[MalWart]

Cheese fries, specifically the ones at Outback Steakhouse. The ones there are often regarded as the most unhealthy appetizer in America, but goddammit they're tasty as hell. The ranch dipping sauce served with them kicks ass as well.

 

[David Chuggins]

Go ahead and stone me, but I think Whopper candies are okay.

 

[DZ 305]

Go ahead and stone me, but I think Whopper candies are okay.

No need to be defensive, we're all friends here in sharing our guilt.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Otis Spunkmeyer Blueberry Muffins.

I love how it says "Made With Whole Grain" but I get a thin film of whatever oil they use on my hands. These things are deceptively neat, and are comically the exact opposite of any food you should ever consume before the afternoon heh.

 

[DN 420]

I have this dank grilled cheese recipe.

Instead of using butter, use a tablespoon of vegetable oil and smother the cooking side of each slice of bread in beaten egg. Add green onion with the cheese on the inside and black pepper the fuck out on the outside while flipping it in the pan. Serve with a greasy side like homemade onion rings or fries and optionally use ketchup for flavoring.

 

[David Chuggins]

I like to drink the shit out of Tabasco sauce and pickle juice (never together).

 

[sugoi-chan]

As far as candy, any mints but this shit particularly: