Gun to your head, who would you rather have sex with: Null or your very first crush? - Toughest question ever posed.

[Nathan Higgers]

I feel like doing your very first crush would be more sentimental, but kind of underwhelming... but then again I'm not gay so doing it with Null would be homo.

That gun is fully loaded and is just begging shoot something... What would you do Kiwi-bros?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

What if Null is my first crush?

 

[The Real SVP]

Null is still alive. At least he has that going for him.

 

[Penis Drager]

My very first crush turned out to be stupid hot. You should see them, really, just to get an idea of how hot they've become.
He goes by "Null" these days, FYI.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Fuck, I don't even remember who my first crush was, so Null I guess.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

You Have To Come To Brazil

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Porque no los dos?

 

[Strange Wilderness]

The one who has a vagina. So Null

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Are we fucking the present version of our crush or the past version and if so, do we get charged?

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Are we fucking the present version of our crush or the past version and if so, do we get charged?

Present version, of course. There's a freaking gun to your head, that's the goddamned charge!

 

[Ol' Slag]

Crush. Big titties dont disappear.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Are we fucking the present version of our crush or the past version and if so, do we get charged?

Spoken like someone who's got a thing for Null the Minor.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Present version, of course. There's a freaking gun to your head, that's the goddamned charge!

She's a hot goth so yeah.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

First crush she’s aged well

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

First crush. Best blowjob I ever had was from them. Don't think Null could top that....unless he wants to prove me wrong of course.

 

[Idiotron]

My first crush looks fine.
She's not a 10 or anything but she's a cute blond girl.

 

[heyitsmike]

I'll take the gun.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Spoken like someone who's got a thing for Null the Minor.

Spoken like a shad fan.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

i need more details to answer this question.

1) is null the bottom
2) how long do we have

 

[Nathan Higgers]

i need more details to answer this question.

1) is null the bottom
2) how long do we have

1) you take shifts being the bottom
2) until the person holding the gun is disgusted (and he is a deviant mofo so you know he ain't getting disgusted easily)