Gun to your head, who would you rather have sex with: Null or your very first crush? - Toughest question ever posed.

[Nathan Higgers]

I feel like doing your very first crush would be more sentimental, but kind of underwhelming... but then again I'm not gay so doing it with Null would be homo.

That gun is fully loaded and is just begging shoot something... What would you do Kiwi-bros?

 

[shoplifter7]

my first crush is gross so Null

 

[Shiversblood]

My first crush is a female with a vagina and null is a male with a anus so I choose first crush

 

[formershroomeryuser]

My first crush is a female with a vagina and null is a male with a anus so I choose first crush

Hell of an answer. First crush had vagina vs male with anus. Chosing Null as male with anus would be a homosexual decision whereas first crush with vagina is straight so the brave Catholic Priests won't disagree you won't be pissing Jesus off and besides it feels better and things of that nature.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

What if Null is my first crush?

Now this. This is tough