Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread

[Null]

This thread is a containment for Ralph's socks and fans who want to bitch without cluttering up the main thread.

 

[Hello Shitty]

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lmao, do you think he has Faith do his hair with mayo too?


and I'm trying to give MM a benefit of a doubt but Virginia is most definitely not a two party consent state for wiretapping laws. No clue why he'd ever say anything to someone he wouldn't want recorded at this point.

There you go again just leading the charge with your autistic incel virgin nuthuggers against Ralph. Then going to act all "Tee-hee, I didn't do anything. I'm just hanging out guys, and HE'S MAD!"

Your jealously is so transparent.

 

[TA0/]

There you go again just leading the charge with your autistic incel virgin nuthuggers against Ralph. Then going to act all "Tee-hee, I didn't do anything. I'm just hanging out guys, and HE'S MAD!"

Your jealously is so transparent.

Isn't it a bit too early to be hitting the pipe already?

 

[Null]

There you go again just leading the charge with your autistic incel virgin nuthuggers against Ralph. Then going to act all "Tee-hee, I didn't do anything. I'm just hanging out guys, and HE'S MAD!"

Your jealously is so transparent.

"I. Said. What. Time. Is. It."
"Nine!"
"In tha mornan?"

 

[fuzakeru na]

Alcohol does that to some people. I can't remember the exact gene responsible for flushing with alcohol consumption, but there's one specific gene responsible for it and the flushing variant is super common in East Asians.

its called AFR, - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_flush_reaction - there are tablets you can buy for your body to reject the redness shit, my wife is a gook and she suffers from it greatly after 3 beers

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I think him and mamma gunt rented horses or something. Scrolling through his twitter back to the 24th but I don't see anything.
Edit. Disregard that. The tweet in question is super old that someone linked me to yesterday.

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Back in February I guess. Might be necroposting but I'm more astonished that the horse's legs aren't buckling with the gunt perched up there.

That poor horse. Is that...the outline of a girdle on Ralph?

 

[Hello Shitty]

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"I. Said. What. Time. Is. It."
"Nine!"
"In tha mornan?"

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I see someone's just woken up from their latest binge last night. I do hope the hangover, clinking, empty makers mark bottles falling of the bed and bourbon powered boozefarts aren't the final "eeeeeew! wtf am I doing with this pig who plays with toy swords?" moment of clarity it takes for your childbride to flee back to her loving family. I'm enjoying the cope implosion too much. I'd be sad to see it end as abruptly as your internet popularity.

 

[Love_Machine011]

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Get new material!

 

[Null]

gets up at 9am sharp, starts an argument on an internet forum, instantly breaks.

 

[Jersey Devil]

seethe

fuck off retard

 

[TA0/]

I'm just a little shocked he's up so early again after coming here at like 6AM his time yesterday. Pushing 72 hours no sleep? Has Fai got the gunt hooked on meth too?

oh this is her for sure, and she's tweaking out or having a break down.

 

[GameDevAnon]

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Please go home, Faith. Your parents miss you. Also, you should talk to someone about the fact that you're fucking someone who looks just like a younger version of your dad. That's fucked up, Faith. Your parents really don't want to pay for your abortions or drug rehabilitation, and you really don't want to wind up raising a mischief of be-gunted children. So please go home.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I see someone's just woken up from their latest binge last night. I do hope the hangover, clinking, empty makers mark bottles falling of the bed and bourbon powered boozefarts aren't the final "eeeeeew! wtf am I doing with this pig who plays with toy swords?" moment of clarity it takes for your childbride to flee back to her loving family. I'm enjoying the cope implosion too much. I'd be sad to see it end as abruptly as your internet popularity.

Ralph and hangovers likely said bye-bye a long time ago. The severity of his alcoholism probably requires him to have some amount of alcohol in his system at all times lest things get a bit shaky.

Ooooh is HS Ralph's hostage? I thought it was the Gunt himself.

 

[NibbaBibba]

Ralph and hangovers likely said bye-bye a long time ago. The severity of his alcoholism probably requires him to have some amount of alcohol in his system at all times lest things get a bit shaky.

Pretty sure Ralph has a bottle of markers mark on his nightstand to deal with the jitters when he gets up in the morning.

 

[fuzakeru na]

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yeah so a pedophile that literally cannot cum. Is it any wonder only a few weeks ago he was ready to an hero because his life is meaningless? He wants to start a family.... pretty amusing for someone who cannot ejaculate. Day of the rope is near.

 

[GameDevAnon]

 

[PhoBingas]

@Hello Shitty must have me on ignore or something
Don't you have pictures of Soph to jerk off to Ethan?

 

[jimmyskidmark]

I'm surprised Daddy Dax hasn't been called in to try and boost numbers. Is he too scared of getting close to ppp?

Jim and dax are gone. Ethan is on his own. Least hes got gator

 

[Love_Machine011]

Jim and dax are gone. Ethan is on his own. Least hes got gator

When I get married. I will make sure they have the loyalty of a gator.