Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae

[Circumspicious]

Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.

"woah bro why do u care so much???? LOL"

Cope more, mon froind. Ralph leaked a tape of himself gunting a girl with his three inch cock and huffing her shit in squalor. He leaked it without her consent at the time (she was in a mental hospital according to her father), and he denied doing so despite clear evidence he did.
He's a pill addict who's never worked a job, who makes a living tradLARPing to an audience of truckers and making fun of others for being "degenerate". He pays his ex-wife to pretend they're friends, he lives with his mother, he is a self-destructive ass living his best life on big-head-mode and watching him pretend this ordeal wasn't anything other than disastrous is fucking hilarious.

Ethan Ralph is a fat flaggot who ruined his life over a corn joke. What's funnier than that?

 

[Troon Carey]

Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.

fuck you faggot

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.

Ralph is a fat fuck lol

I'm 100% sure most people here are in better shape and better looking than him.

 

[BRAPexpert]

Do u bruva its okay to be a karen farms incel my bruva you are in good company guardian

Whats bruva

Is this some kind of incel meme

fuck you faggot

But whos the real faggot.

Whats bruva

Sorry i guess i dont know all the incel lingo.

 

[Troon Carey]

But whos the real faggot.

Sorry i guess i dont know all the incel lingo.

 

[Vetti]

[.

You make a convincing case.

 

[Eris!]

[.

Whats bruva

Is this some kind of incel meme

Extremely drunk Ralph or extremely retarded/boomer Ralph Orbiter?
Taking bets now!

 

[Civilizing Forces]

Whats bruva

Is this some kind of incel meme


But whos the real faggot.

Sorry i guess i dont know all the incel lingo.

Say it out loud good chap and if you still don't know I shall tell you. I know you're trying son and that's whats important

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.

Stop it Gator, get some help

 

[Eris!]

Stop it Gator, get some help

No way Shannon doesn't know what "bruv" means

 

[Bryan Dunn]

No way Shannon doesn't know what "bruv" means

Shannon is just playing retarded to blend in and guntguard.. his broom knows no bounds!

 

[JewBacca]

Stop it Gator, get some help

I don't think its gator, maybe that dingo tard. Gator attempts to use big words, i am sure he looks up in a thesaurus, on the fly, to appear more intelligent. He also uses weasely words, and plays the semantic cards to make it difficult to pin him down to a specific argument.

Ralph is a fat fuck lol

I'm 100% sure most people here are in better shape and better looking than him.

I couldn't begin to imagine how ugly and out of shape one would have to be, for this not to be true.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I couldn't begin to imagine how ugly and out of shape one would have to be, for this not to be true.

I rate him a gunt/10.

Not a lot of people who can be uglier than him, there's only so much fatter, older, and uglier you can get before stretching the outer limits of human uggo-ness. Harvey Weinstein is probably a good example of someone who is ACTUALLY uglier than Ethan Ralph.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I rate him a gunt/10.

Not a lot of people who can be uglier than him, there's only so much fatter, older, and uglier you can get before stretching the outer limits of human uggo-ness. Harvey Weinstein is probably a good example of someone who is ACTUALLY uglier than Ethan Ralph.

Also one of the only people with a dick more fucked up and disfigured than Ralph's millimetre peter.

 

[K. V. Bones]

Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.

Shut the fuck up boomer.

 

[MeltyTW]

I keep forgetting this thread exists, with Ralph's 'show' being so bland alogs can longer watch i think its time to shift gears into looking into the gunt guard and the ralphacels on twitter, dlive, discord etc. Theyve been allowed to coast by and have their freakish existences validated without anyone really looking them over

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I have to agree, Ralph's show is incredibly boring and unwatchable.

 

[Vetti]

Alright. Since some of us are trying to spruce up the thread, here is my attempt at a write up.


Flamenco - Former co-host of the Kleanstream, the autistic weeb on the show that's not Shannon, literal who

Meet Flamenco, the boy hailed as the second coming of Gator. Like Gator and Ralph, Flamenco has an obsession with Mister Metokur and kisses the ash covered ground he walks on. Pictured below is Flamenco cosplaying in public as Jim:



Trying to be fair to Flamenco, I'll note that the picture was taken some time ago. Maybe he's grown up a little since then. Maybe he isn't a sycophantic freak still. It's a nice thought but one that is at odds with reality. Mere weeks ago, Flamenco "ironically" decked out his FaceRig avatar with a Metokur hat to show his solidarity with daddy Jim through grift and gaff.

It should come as no surprise to you to learn that Flamenco is actually legitimately fucking autistic, as said by the man himself on air.

Source.






If you still doubt the autism claim remember this: Flamenco chose to sing a nearly 6 minute Star Wars parody song during the Killstream karaoke.

During his time as a Killstream co-host, Flamenco was hated by most of the audience who found him annoying. He also had to endure beatings from Ralph, who took Flamenco for a weak sap he could bully without consequence. Ralph would be wise to perceive this considering Flamenco stuck around as a co-host after saying he'd quit during the Pillstream saga. Some highlights of Ralph vs Flamenco are the following:

Source. (Note Flamenco's attempt at emulating Jim's aloof, dismissive tone when they get into it)

Source.









Flamenco's time as a regular co-host ended earlier this summer when pedophile and liar, Cory Barnhill, threatened to dox the guy unless he promised to never go on the Killstream in the future. (Link to Zoom's tweet) (Link to the farms discussion)

Since then, Flamenco has been on the Killstream like twice but still regularly stream's on his own Dlive channel. Literally almost nobody cares or watches him but his live chat is amazingly still more organic than Ralph's. Flamenco to this day uses "TRR" in his Twitter handle so he'll forever be tethered to, and able to suckle clout from Ralph's brand. He still sometimes gets into fights on Twitter with the Killstream's roster of enemies.

Social media:

Twitter
Dlive
Youtube

 

[MeltyTW]

I keep over estimating the amount of personality, of soul ralph fans can actually possess, even the dumb moments i find are just edgy incel but still bland standard social media like farming and networking. I overlook things that are funny in hindsight but all his fans seem to be mouth breathing fags who need someone else to have any agency or motivation. Its just sad

EDIT
fuck it posting despite how dumb it is, found a Ralph fan and stumbled on this retweet of theirs.

twitter.com/korigula/status/1306728069047050240
archive.vn/Z7LJO
they find getting women deplatformed by showing your tiny penis funny for some reason? bland

 

[Vetti]

I keep over estimating the amount of personality, of soul ralph fans can actually possess, even the dumb moments i find are just edgy incel but still bland standard social media like farming and networking. I overlook things that are funny in hindsight but all his fans seem to be mouth breathing fags who need someone else to have any agency or motivation. Its just sad

EDIT
fuck it posting despite how dumb it is, found a Ralph fan and stumbled on this retweet of theirs.
View attachment 1606460
twitter.com/korigula/status/1306728069047050240
archive.vn/Z7LJO
they find getting women deplatformed by showing your tiny penis funny for some reason? bland

Yea, most of Ralph's fans are just barely sentient. My heart goes out to you after having to read through their profiles.