Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae

[Freedom Gobbler]

He is pretending to be me and he sucks at making jokes, because every retard here was asking why I turned on Ralph. You idiots are the ones tagging me in the first place and your pussies get all salty when I respond.

Hi Memo I like your videos but if anyone is sperging out it's you right now man why would you even bother coming to this thread knowing it's a bunch of salty faggots, unless you too were a faggot made of salt?

 

[Ningen]

you're really showing them kiwis am right?

M101 isn't mad at all, the reason why he broke the F5 key of his keyboard and replies to every single post in this thread is just to show us how much he's winning.

 

[jimmyskidmark]

I already covered this on page 1406 stop crying we don't care about your journalist integrity you do an alright job. Sheesh.

i am sick and fucking tired of autists confusing stubbornness and oppositional defiance with integrity.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Not gonna lie spic, This is some pretty low effort content. An AI could probably take control over your channel and nobody would notice. Is pumping out videos your Job or something? That's sadder than Ralph, at least he has people to talk to daily on his streams

Spoiler: Low effort content

 

[MoeChotto]

Any evidence of the grifting? Low effort spam? Sounds more like jealousy than criticism.

Yes, here is some evidence of low-effort spam
Here's a link. You can click on one of the thumbnails to be taken directly to a low-effort spam video.

 

[Unog]

The spam here is your criticism. So far you have called me a grifter and ''low effort spam'' and thats it. What a roast bro. Any evidence of the grifting? Low effort spam? Sounds more like jealousy than criticism.

I've got some criticism if you're interested, Beanerology:

why'd you put your family's income at risk by allowing Ralph to use your channel for that ~4 month period that he was back on YouTube? Did he have something on you, or did you just have a falling out with the wife, or what?

Yeah he got super offended and pissed off about "racist remarks" or some such shit. When I get home later in the day I'll probably go look for those posts, it was pretty fucking embarrassing. Especially the part where he admitted that YouTube was his sole source of income to provide for his wife and young daughter, but was okay anyway with letting Ralph use his channel for the Killstream in a retarded attempt to circumvent Ralph's ban from the platform.

From your earlier appearance. What did Ralph do for you, or have on you, that was worth such a risk?

 

[Enne]

He is pretending to be me and he sucks at making jokes, because every retard here was asking why I turned on Ralph. You idiots are the ones tagging me in the first place and your pussies get all salty when I respond.

Maybe if you actually offered anything of value instead of using text to convey your boring as fuck opinions over video clips and screenshots people could just find themselves then nobody would be able to successfully impersonate you. I don't think you get to say anyone isn't funny when you're as bland of a person as you are, successfully impersonating you is pretty funny though as far as jokes go.

 

[Memology 101]

M101 isn't mad at all, the reason why he broke the F5 key of his keyboard and replies to every single post in this thread is just to show us how much he's winning.

Keep sperging like a bunch of salty asses. Just so I can monetize your idiocy in a low effort video. I am not winning shit nor do I care.

 

[High Tea]

I'd bet an uncomfortable amount of money that Ralph considers his mom's home his property because he's going to get it when she dies, which is why he thinks his credit score doesn't matter.

Think they lost ownership of the house and they now technically rent it. I bet he stays because to him, it's free rent, and maybe, part of his southern take care of your momma tradition sunk in (one can hope)

 

[Ningen]

so I can monetize your idiocy in a low effort video

Please do so.

 

[Had]

Keep sperging like a bunch of salty asses. Just so I can monetize your idiocy in a low effort video. I am not winning shit nor do I care.

 

[gran_autismo]

Holy fuck why are her teeth so pointing even the molars have points. The yellow means she doesn't brush regularly. Gross.

The yellow can come from staining from smoking meth as well, it's highly caustic and fucks your shit up. That's part of the reason people get broken teeth from it, all the heat and chemicals just damage the shit out of the outer layers of the tooth. Then you've got the teeth grinding that happens when you're high for days on end wearing away at them too. It's fuuuucked.

 

[3119967d0c]

Hes the new charlie mason. Failed artist turned cult leader. Hes gonna collect a couple more zoomer girls before this is all over.

Take that back. Chuckie was talented- he doesn't even remotely deserve that comparison.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Keep sperging like a bunch of salty asses. Just so I can monetize your idiocy in a low effort video. I am not winning shit nor do I care.

Show us on the doll where the Gunt touched you.

 

[Sasquatch82]

Keep sperging like a bunch of salty asses. Just so I can monetize your idiocy in a low effort video. I am not winning shit nor do I care.

Mate, you should know enough about the internet to know that that's not going to end well for you....

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

[Thumbnail kiwifarms logo or Null's dog]
[Shitty royalty free music plays]
"So a bunch of salty sjw on kiwi tried to shame me for making video"

 

[Disheveled Human]

Keep sperging like a bunch of salty asses. Just so I can monetize your idiocy in a low effort video. I am not winning shit nor do I care.

I think your videos are decent, its not trash tier but anyone can video edit a vapor wave theme over a current events story its not rocket science. That being said why are you really here did the Gunt father ask a favor of you to defend the sacred gunt for him?

 

[Sam Losco]

Spoiler: How to rip Storytime

Can you rip the video? It seems like youtube-dl doesn't support StoryFire. Searching the source code for .m3u8 gives this

https://player.vimeo.com/external/4...abee30ab8525d\u0026oauth2_token_id=1030312126

That URL doesn't work either. However if you fix it like this

youtube-dl -F https://player.vimeo.com/external/4...bd69abee30ab8525d\&oauth2_token_id=1030312126

450 mp4 426x198 450k , avc1.640015, 30.0fps, video only
667 mp4 640x298 667k , avc1.64001E, 30.0fps, video only
1690 mp4 960x446 1690k , avc1.64001F, 30.0fps, video only
2983 mp4 1366x634 2983k , avc1.640020, 60.0fps, video only
5741 mp4 2048x952 5741k , avc1.64002A, 60.0fps, video only
5746 mp4 2048x952 5746k , avc1.640028, 30.0fps, video only (best)

youtube-dl -f 5746 https://player.vimeo.com/external/4...bd69abee30ab8525d\&oauth2_token_id=1030312126

You get a file! It's 410MB, and that's just the video. You need to get the audio too

youtube-dl -f audio-high-audio https://player.vimeo.com/external/4...bd69abee30ab8525d\&oauth2_token_id=1030312126 -o audio.m4a

And then multiplex into one file

ffmpeg -i master-master.mp4 -i audio.m4a -c copy out.mp4

And then split

MP4Box -split-size 100000 out.mp4

And then you get these files

Part 1
View attachment 1487222
Part 2
View attachment 1487227
Part 3
View attachment 1487230
Part 4
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Part 5
View attachment 1487244



Did you turn on Ralph? When did that happen?

Yeah, I saw what was going on with Storyfire. There is a month+ old request in to get it supported by youtube-dl.

 

[Freedom Gobbler]

The yellow can come from staining from smoking meth as well, it's highly caustic and fucks your shit up. That's part of the reason people get broken teeth from it, all the heat and chemicals just damage the shit out of the outer layers of the tooth. Then you've got the teeth grinding that happens when you're high for days on end wearing away at them too. It's fuuuucked.

My hot take is she just genetically has garbage fucking teeth and it's not necessarily just meth mouth.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Keep sperging like a bunch of salty asses. Just so I can monetize your idiocy in a low effort video. I am not winning shit nor do I care.

oh please do make a video. make several!