Gunt Theme Park - A fantasy Theme Park Based on Ethan Ralph of The Kill Report

[Roman Gunt Guard]

There would be such rides as :

-The VR Sex Ride Simulator

Where you could stick your thumb up a fake booty hole and someone would feed you a choccy surprise while watching Ralphs hacked phone sex tape
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-Pillstream Simulator
You get some random pills and try and re-enact a pillstream episode of TRR

-The Gunt Zoo
It would be like a petting zoo you would get to see such fantastic creatures such as "Horseface Pantsu", "Beluga Boober Lee", "PPP and his mighty starfish" (imagine the smell)

-Andy Warski Shooting Range
This wouldn't be a normal shooting range where you get to shoot anyone or anything but you encourage others to shoot at people chasing you.

-Gunt Wrestling
You get to wear sumo suits or Fat Suits and Costumed cops try and arrest you while you fight back. With a Hotel Room Backdrop


Share any other ideas you might have for a Gunt Theme Park

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Someone needs to go outside.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Someone needs to go outside.

The theme park would definitely be an outdoor experience, I'm thinking somewhere in Memphis Tennessee or Knoxville. We could try Virginia but idk

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I must have a bit of the 'tism, the Warski shooting range sounds kinda fun.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

-Andy Warski Shooting Range
This wouldn't be a normal shooting range where you get to shoot anyone or anything but you encourage others to shoot at people chasing you.

I think you meant to say encourage others to shoot at people that you are chasing, while yelling at them to stay back.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I think you meant to say encourage others to shoot at people that you are chasing, while yelling at them to stay back.

Don't forget screaming "We will defend ourselves" as shrill as possible. Flailing your arms like spastic isn't necessary, but is recommended to make the shooting range more fun.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

If you don't have a rollercoaster in the shape of his profile body outline called the Guntblaster I am not fucking coming

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

I think you meant to say encourage others to shoot at people that you are chasing, while yelling at them to stay back.

this ^

 

[Bogen]

@Vetti Is this considered a quality thread?

Also what, No Gaytor ride? Any height restrictions on these rides?

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

If you don't have a rollercoaster in the shape of his profile body outline called the Guntblaster I am not fucking coming

That would be a pretty short coaster .... There would be a max height restriction of being at least 5'1' to enter.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

@Vetti Is this considered a quality thread?

Also what, No Gaytor ride? Any height restrictions on these rides?

I was thinking of sticking Gaydur in the petting zoo.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Karaoke, but it's all MC Jarbo songs

Gunt tank, where you throw makers mark bottles at a target to knock someone into a tank with a giant(realistically sized) gunt in it

DUI simulator, where you get drunk and can drive cars through a course, if you get pulled over you can assault the cop

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Karaoke, but it's all MC Jarbo songs

Gunt tank, where you throw makers mark bottles at a target to knock someone into a tank with a giant(realistically sized) gunt in it

DUI simulator, where you get drunk and can drive cars through a course, if you get pulled over you can assault the cop

Karaoke with MC Jarbo songs
At random intervals, a costumed Mickey Mouse Ralph comes out and shuts the karaoke machine off.

Gunt Tank
We could do the gunt , but maybe have ralph's ex girlfriends instead ?

DUI Simulator
We can use bumper cars so it's family-friendly.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

This thread is wonderfully autistic. Some ideas for potential attractions:

- A hall of mirrors, where every mirror makes you look like you have a Gunt.

- A Burger Stand called 'the trashburger' to feed hungry patrons.

- A collaboration with Gatorworld (real place in Florida) to provide an enclosure for TheGamerGator.

- A daily drinking tournament, sponsored by Maker's Mark.

- A ghost ride where apparitions of Corey Barnhill fuck with you constantly.

- A 'hit the target' style game to win prizes, where the target is just a picture of Josh.

- A Tunnel of Love which plays 'Oh Nora' on a loop.

- A maze where every time you hit a dead end a loudspeaker screeches "XANDER ITS NOT TRU!".

- The main attraction, a massive roller coaster called 'Boulder Mountain'.

I could probably think of a hundred more, but I'll leave it there, lol.

 

[PhoBingas]

There could be some Takeshi's castle / MXC knock off carnival game where Seethekeepers have to stop you running up a small flight of stairs.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

Tunnel of Jim ride for the romantics in attendance. It's like a tunnel of love ride only dedicated to Saint Jim.

 

[RichardRApe]

Whack-A-Moms where you dress up like a doctor and hit Ralph's mom on the head.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Gaytor's moat is the name of a rim job specialized gay bar. You are going to need one helluva deworming after visiting that place.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Naturally the only food provider would be Arby's who would serve the signature: Gunt Groundburger.

 

[PhoBingas]

DUI simulator, where you get drunk and can drive cars through a course, if you get pulled over you can assault the cop

Another spin on the DUI simulator could be Bumper-Sentra's, some cars would be pre Plate Gang vandalization, some would be post. All would have fast food wrappers, jizz napkins, and empty pill bottles.