Gunt watch - A thread to document the effects of pot brownies

[JinxPutMaxInSpace]

Ummmm, what is the black string hiding under his gunt?

I'm hoping it's a drawstring for those poor shorts/bottoms he's got on.

 

[Spastic Colon]

He currently lives across the street from mommy in a one-bedroom condo all his own. She's in a 55+ building and is the only one with a car.

But she probably comes over to clean his place for him. He's not the fussy, everything has to be fabulous kind of guy. He dresses like a slob so I'd imagine his house would be like that, too, unless mommy helps him out. Or he hires brown people to do it because that's really the only thing he thinks they are good for.

 

[Kiislova]

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Gunt aside, that's a bulge if I've ever seen one. That or Yaniv has the fattest cunt ever.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He currently lives across the street from mommy in a one-bedroom condo all his own. She's in a 55+ building and is the only one with a car.

My b, I need to read up on my Yaniv lore.

Still, the rest applies. Do you think Momma Yaniv ever has moments of lucidity where she realises just how much of a deranged fuck-up she's inflicted on the world?

 

[ciggy]

Couldn't resist.

 

[Koresh]

Ummmm, what is the black string hiding under his gunt?

Tug string for his shorts. Completely superflous, when you try jamming that girth into fabric that small, it's vacuum tight as a sausage casing on it's own.

 

[BallBuster]

Tug string for his shorts. Completely superflous, when you try jamming that girth into fabric that small, it's vacuum tight as a sausage casing on it's own.

Wait those are shorts? I thought they were boy shorts women’s underwear that he stuffed himself into.

 

[ILovePudding]

But she probably comes over to clean his place for him. He's not the fussy, everything has to be fabulous kind of guy. He dresses like a slob so I'd imagine his house would be like that, too, unless mommy helps him out. Or he hires brown people to do it because that's really the only thing he thinks they are good for.

We've seen video of Stately Hambeast Manor, during one of his "seizure episodes". It's a fucking pig sty. I doubt anyone cleans it.

 

[Spastic Colon]

We've seen video of Stately Hambeast Manor, during one of his "seizure episodes". It's a fucking pig sty. I doubt anyone cleans it.

At first glance, it looked clean (compared to his bedroom photos we've seen), but the more I look at it, the salt lamp on the floor and the stuff on the table -- yeah, you're right. Mommy Dearest isn't cleaning it -- unless she's as big a slob as he is.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

The weird thing about his gunt is that he's not even that wide. That honestly may be the weirdest fat distribution I have ever seen in my life.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

The weird thing about his gunt is that he's not even that wide. That honestly may be the weirdest fat distribution I have ever seen in my life.

It's the fat distribution you get from pigging out on chocolate cake every day of your life while taking estrogen.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

The weird thing about his gunt is that he's not even that wide. That honestly may be the weirdest fat distribution I have ever seen in my life.

Well, he claims to have two sets of reproductive organs, both male and female. I suppose that would take up a fair bit of space.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The weird thing about his gunt is that he's not even that wide. That honestly may be the weirdest fat distribution I have ever seen in my life.

This is why I was positing that he has a bun in the oven. He's like my friend who didn't look preggo at all from the back but looked like Alfred Hitchcock from the side.

 

[wabbits]

Thems TimBits in that thar oven, citizen.

 

[Paint by Numbers]

Can't be. He's on the rag.

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This is one of those things that actresses say in TV shows not written by women, but rarely do women actually say it in real life.

Obviously there are way more horrifying things about him, absolutely. But something about this...fetishization of shallow aspects of womanhood that have so fucking little to do with the experience of actually being a woman almost (almost) gets under my skin more.

I don't know how to articulate it. But I hate it.

I want to be clear this doesn't actually bother me more than pedophilia. Pedophilia is worse.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

The weird thing about his gunt is that he's not even that wide. That honestly may be the weirdest fat distribution I have ever seen in my life.

He reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson if Clarkson were an autistic Jewish Canadian troon.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I wonder if he cleans under his gunt?

 

[soft kitty]

Lmao, how embarrassing . What is wrong with this guy? Why doesn't he just wear clothes that fit? I mean I'm no athlete, but at least my clothes fit. This isn't so much disgusting as it is hilarious.

Ummmm, what is the black string hiding under his gunt?

I think those are those shorts/sweatpants string things that you tie to use them as a sort of belt. You know what I'm talking about?

Tug string for his shorts. Completely superflous, when you try jamming that girth into fabric that small, it's vacuum tight as a sausage casing on it's own.

Tug strings, that's it.

 

[RavenCrow]

I wonder if he cleans under his gunt?

I doubt it.

Hmm, speaking of... I have to wonder what JY smells like? I'm thinking maybe a fine mix of sweaty butthole, moldy cheese, and chocolate cake.

Actually, I don't really want to know now.

 

[Junkail]

The weird thing about his gunt is that he's not even that wide. That honestly may be the weirdest fat distribution I have ever seen in my life.

Shite genetics. Jon's fat is mainly stored in his gunt because he's an apple-shaped person.