A Pare A Teeth
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His arms are too short - he’s built like a T-Rex
But now the rest of us do. Thanks fam
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His arms are too short - he’s built like a T-Rex
But now the rest of us do. Thanks fam
He smells like used tampons and failure.
More like fold-trapped belly semen and self-loathing.
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But now the rest of us do. Thanks fam
T-Rexes were cool though. Jack Horner memorably described them as 'the one tonne, meat-eating, roadrunner from hell'.
If my retrobiodiversity program to bring back extinct predators like T-Rex, genetically modify them to survive in Vancouver weather was funded instead of expensive and counterproductive welfare programs we'd have a final solution to the Yaniv Question
It wouldn't be all that hard to thermally insulate a T-Rex either. I'd just add a lot more feathers to it and color it yellow like Big Bird from Sesame Street. Being colored yellow would probably make it more ill-tempered and resentful of its creators.
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Rancid cheap unwashed vanilla perfume because he thinks it's a "girly" smell.
Junkail
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It doesn't matter how small it is; it matters if he could get it up, and based on the hormonal medications he's prescribed, it seems like he can't.Well ... there goes the micropenis hypothesis. Not that he's enormous or anything. Just ... maybe on the smallish side of normal.
Also, the snowflakes were right about trigger warnings all along. I really needed a chance not to see this.
His arms are too short. But he's no Rex. He's built like a seal blubbering up for the lean season.His arms are too short - he’s built like a T-Rex
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He must stink of smegma gathering in-between all those folds
Also lol @ period cravings. Yaniv you fucking retard everyone knows you don't get your period, you can't fool anyone now. You're just craving cake and chocolate cause you're fat.
Acceptance is the first stage of recovery. The next would be cleaning the shit gathering under your gunt. Funny, people say circumcision is cleaner for men but if you don't take care of yourself like exhibit A here, it doesn't matter
that crusty goodness will just spawn everywhere else that's got a good fold or two.
Also lol @ period cravings. Yaniv you fucking retard everyone knows you don't get your period, you can't fool anyone now. You're just craving cake and chocolate cause you're fat.
Acceptance is the first stage of recovery. The next would be cleaning the shit gathering under your gunt. Funny, people say circumcision is cleaner for men but if you don't take care of yourself like exhibit A here, it doesn't matter
that crusty goodness will just spawn everywhere else that's got a good fold or two.
Is Yaniv circumcised? I bet he has one of those ant-eater dicks with the floppy foreskin that accumulates cheese faster than a Frenchman.
I'll take your word for it. I absolutely cannot stand hearing this fucker's voice, the way he tries to do that valley girl Blaire White voice makes me want to punch a hole in my wall
He does know that female circumcision is horrific and usually effects the function of it all later in life?
There's a reason they call it Female Genital Mutilation
A Pare A Teeth
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Why would he give a shit? He only LARPs at woman face based on info from ’barely legal’ porn, rom coms, and Teen Vogue magazine.
The guys a lecherous, suppurating, carbuncle on the arse of life. The sooner someone lances the boil, the better.
Mia Zapata's Ghost
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My bet is he probably thinks female circumcision has something to do with trimming the labia to look more like the women in porn.
Honestly, I doubt he understands what the fuck he's saying.
The clip where he replies "yeaaaahh" to the circumcision question is reminiscent of when kids/teens are asked questions they don't understand but don't want to admit they don't know the adult thing they're being asked about.
He could've been asked "How old were you when your uterus dropped? Was it about the same time puberty started?" and he would've replied the same because he is unreasonably committed to being an Intersex Medical Miracle™. His knowledge of women's anatomy is nothing but "Tampon go in it and it bleed and it ask for chocolate, teehee."
Just like every porn-addicted male in the world. They're obsessed with pussy and vag and cunt, but they can't tell you anything about how it actually works because they don't know any real women and they find it too icky to research it. And naturally they're all spergs so they don't have any... "hands-on" experience, so to speak.
God forbid Yaniv takes ten minutes to familiarise himself with the basics of something he claims has been on his body since birth.
A Pare A Teeth
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Gunt in the making, the early years. Here is little gunt trying to make friends. Such humble beginings.
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Vagivagal Syncope
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Lol, what?!?!
Why hasn't anyone had a field day with him saying he's had his clit circumcised?? Perhaps they don't want to clitoracize him?
Hey, I thought it was a good pun.
But seriously, this is the first I'm hearing that he claims he's undergone female circumcision.
Has he bleached his asshole, too?
Why hasn't anyone had a field day with him saying he's had his clit circumcised?? Perhaps they don't want to clitoracize him?
Hey, I thought it was a good pun.
But seriously, this is the first I'm hearing that he claims he's undergone female circumcision.
Has he bleached his asshole, too?
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