Lolcow Guptill89 / Dylan Guptill -

[Duke Nukem]

One of my favorite Sonicfags, other than our Once and Forever Autistic King Himself, is a YouTube user named Guptill89. He may not have as large a profile as CWC but he has certainly done some pretty crazy/stupid things.

He is most infamous for his Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters video, something that he has taken down from his own channel, but apparently, has been mirrored by other users repeatedly. In this abomination he refers to the Sonic Universe as "Hot Chick Heaven."

If this isn't enough, he also attacks people who tell mama jokes, video game reviewers on YouTube for using foul language in their films. Of course, this is coming from a guy who also does video reviews of Grand Theft Auto III and other Mature rated games. All because he's worried about the fact that "children use the internet."

He could be easily dismissed as yet another unfunny nerd and Sonicfag, but the depth to which his insane reactions go and the unwillingness to admit to his mistakes and change his behavior makes him a noteworthy member of the Lolcow Family.

 

[José Mourinho]

Ah yes, the guy who made the Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters video.

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He also made a dance dedicated to Sonic's 15th Anniversary.
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I remembered that he uploaded a video and he tried to rationalise about how he thinks the Female Sonic characters are hot. Forgot where is it.

 

[Null]

what so autism such sperg

 

[DrChristianTroy]

He is most infamous for his Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters video, something that he has taken down from his own channel, but apparently, has been mirrored by other users repeatedly. In this abomination he refers to the Sonic Universe as "Hot Chick Heaven."

Ew ew ew ew ewwwwww

 

[José Mourinho]

The sad thing is that just the first few seconds of the Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic video is just enough to let you stop watching it.

"Sonic... the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up."
"And best of all, he's blue coloured and knows how to handle the females."

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Awesome parody of Guptill's video.

[youtube]y4fSApvxlLE[/youtube]

Still makes me laugh three years on.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Ah yes, the guy who made the Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters video.

Spoiler

[youtube]-U0apQttNw0[/youtube]

He also made a dance dedicated to Sonic's 15th Anniversary.

Spoiler

[youtube]fizNH5d3SpQ[/youtube]
[youtube]HgytJ3LPzt8[/youtube]

I remembered that he uploaded a video and he tried to rationalise about how he thinks the Female Sonic characters are hot. Forgot where is it.

These are EXACTLY what I was looking for!

I'm gonna need to get myself a case of Reeb to survive the first one, for sure. I'm all out, but fuck it, I'll watch it anyway.

Well here goes nothing...

 

[José Mourinho]

Ah yes, the guy who made the Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters video.

Spoiler

[youtube]-U0apQttNw0[/youtube]

He also made a dance dedicated to Sonic's 15th Anniversary.

Spoiler

[youtube]fizNH5d3SpQ[/youtube]
[youtube]HgytJ3LPzt8[/youtube]

I remembered that he uploaded a video and he tried to rationalise about how he thinks the Female Sonic characters are hot. Forgot where is it.

These are EXACTLY what I was looking for!

I'm gonna need to get myself a case of Reeb to survive the first one, for sure. I'm all out, but fuck it, I'll survive.

Well here goes nothing...

Or as Guptill89 would say, grab some orange juice and some snacks.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Or as Guptill89 would say, grab some orange juice and some snacks.

Well, I did attempt to watch the Hottest Female Sonic Characters one, and I somehow managed to survive. Mortified and embarrassed for him, yes, but I'm still here. The Dancing Knuckles one, as much as I enjoyed the background score, was a bit lulzy, but not enough to warrant more than a minute of viewing time.

Let me say that again:


HOT

CHICK

HEAVEN

 

[Picklepower]

Thanks, now I have to clean my underwear!

 

[Duke Nukem]

Thanks, now I have to clean my underwear!

Me too, man, going to HOT CHICK HEAVEN always does that to me.

 

[José Mourinho]

Aha, found the video.

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Just watch the first part of this video. You can also watch the rest of the video where Guptill89 complains about logos.

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Part 2.

 

[exball]

Awesome parody of Guptill's video.

[youtube]y4fSApvxlLE[/youtube]

Still makes me laugh three years on.

I spit Mountain Dew all over my keyboard at 6:03, seriously that shit was funny.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Awesome parody of Guptill's video.

[youtube]y4fSApvxlLE[/youtube]

Still makes me laugh three years on.

I spit Mountain Dew all over my keyboard at 6:03, seriously that shit was funny.

I lost it at "you know she wanted that croc cock"

 

[Picklepower]

Huh Huh Thorn Dyke, get it?

 

[Bugaboo]

He does relize Sonic and his friends are supposed to be like 15, right?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Awesome parody of Guptill's video.

[youtube]y4fSApvxlLE[/youtube]

Still makes me laugh three years on.

I spit Mountain Dew all over my keyboard at 6:03, seriously that shit was funny.

I lost it at "you know she wanted that croc cock"

LOL. I never really thought a parody would be necessary (GuppyTears did your job for you already), but that was funnier than I thought. Fappy Valentine's Day

But yeah, fuck you Guptill. I needed a big heavy meal and a glass of very strong to survive your vision of "Hot Chick Heaven." GodJesus I will never get over how awkward that phrase makes me feel when I say it.

Also I love how he signed it with his real name at the end. That won't attract trolls at all.

Anyway, I'm sure there's much more I could say but I'll leave it at that for now.

He does relize Sonic and his friends are supposed to be like 15, right?

Um...I...hope so. :?

Also, more dirt on GupTEARS89

http://www.dylanguptill.com/

 

[José Mourinho]

Is the website updated often?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Is the website updated often?

I have no idea, but it is worth looking at.

 

[HexBawxUno]

Aha, found the video.

[youtube]8zwGru28nww[/youtube]

The color scheme is making me nauseous already.