Alrite gamers I gotta confezz u relly did a great job at helpin end gawker
but the fight ai't over yet. see I been kinda shiftin between typin styles tahahhh. so maybe yer wonderin why da fuk I been doing that shit cuzz it's weird AF
so let me lay down the fucking law once again
because thats what i've been doing as i fought alongside you guys
honestly your fucking great like god damn
i mean yeah i had to try and get my point across by switching up typing styles multiple times
Like that time i had to fucking switch between the Gamer Gate logo colors.
Kinda like what i'm doing right now.
Yeah that was an embarassing part of our history wasn't it?
You'd assume we'd be a little better than that...
But considering that there were sleeper agents for gawker and other cucks amongst us,
It's a lot less surprising.
Now I made zom mentionz of that FUKIN temporal race war van in some threadz and thoz in tha
know alredy probably kno this shit like I'm talkin the ELITE!!! MLG pro best game bro gamers amongst our kind. specifically about three to four people already knew thiz tahaaahh but therez lyke no reason 2 hide it anymore cuxz GAWKERZ FIKIN DED YO!!!!
ye I got creds to blow this cover u kno wat I'm sayin boi ya feel me?
So, enough smoke and mirrors gamers, here's the true story.
I withheld it for a time from the majority of you because I figured it would be of no value.
But now me and those who knew this have agreed that it's more valuable than ever.
You see, I'm actually from a parallel timeline over 2000 years in the future where mankind has been completely eradicated by a deadly combination of Nuclear war , combined with the Worldwide Flooding from climate change caused by the detonations. I originally traveled to the past using a stolen vehicle, one equipped with trans-warp technology I've dubbed the "temporal race war van" for convenience, to have a grand old time and laugh at you fuckers who got it so damn good before you fucking killed each other off in like a fucking week or so. However, as it turns out the mere act of traveling to that crucial historic moment somehow altered the time stream, and now nobody is launching Nukes. Everybody lives. J ust this once, everybody lives.
Well, except for my people of the far flung future. They're gone. don't ask how, it should be obvious.
I shouldn't exist. I'm a leftover of the temporal paradox caused by my misdeeds.
The only cure for my pain is shitposting. I had a fucking family and thanks to stealing that temporal race war van I've probably made it so none of them were even born.
Unfortunately those SJW folks the little people of this era constantly yell about fucking jacked my ride while i was shitposting on a GG board and made a mess of the timeline yet again. But this time it seems they actually managed to re-write history in their favor while also not causing a timeline split. My guess is they used some sort of paradox sustainment device stolen from this timeline's future, first causing minor changes like the "berenstein bears" becoming the "berenSTAIN" bears, and eventually nearly impossible situations,Such as how seemingly out of nowhere, well respected celebrities like The Watchowski brothers and Bruce Jenner becoming A transexual themselves.
This isn't natural cultural regression gamers. It's something far beyond what we've faced before.
A few of our own gamer skeltin forces allegedly created a duplicate based on the original, but it is a crude imitation of the real thing. They went out into the trans-warp time vortex about a week ago
They aim to do a "trans-temporal drive by" Which is kinda funny because the person that hijacked the van in the first place was a Transexual who may or may have been the notorious Criminal Social-Domestic terrorist John Flynt AKA Brianna Wu.
The Tranny war has gone Trans-Temporal.
The fact nothing has changed for the better yet, I fear they may have not only failed their mission but went to smoke weed in the stone age instead. I mean that's probably what all of us wanna do.
The stone age has some good weed to be honest.
SO here's what we're gonna do. Since Flynt is currently stationed in CURRENT YEAR to bitch on social media before going out and fucking up the timeline even more it means we have an opening.
As I'm writing this we've sent the first batch of REAL GAMERS out into the field on what could best
be described as a "real life metal gear situation". A stealth mission to end all stealth missions. To ensure our victory We're gonna go in waves of six or seven gamers at a time with one "life" traversing the path to reclaim the war van. if that "life" fails the next gamer will take the role as the "life" and continue the mission on their own terms from where the previous "life" left off. once we get a "game over" situaton we send in the next wave.
Since Wu already watches our every move the fact I'm posting this means they know we're coming. Thankfully the Temporal War van was not in the greatest of condition when I stole it, and I'm pretty sure adding the paradox machine onto it probably greatly compensated it's recharge time. We have till about January before the thing is able to Warp through space-time again. The mission is to manually drive the van back to GG HQ. If Flynt has compromised the van's mobility, I'll send a gamer-piloted race war drone with the replacement parts to the location. Chances are once you get the van back, Flynt will most likely either call the cops, plant black ice at unspecified locations, and/or chase you down himself on his gay ass eyelash bike. He might look dumb but he's actually crafty for a tranny and can and will attempt any underhanded tactic to prevent us from saving the future from even more devastation.
God fucking speed gamers, Semper fidelis and all that.
Good luck, You'll need it.
We'll need it.
Get Going
Gamers!
SEMPER FIDELIS TO ALL OUR ARMED MLG
SKELTAL WARRIERS OF THA FUTURE.
but the fight ai't over yet. see I been kinda shiftin between typin styles tahahhh. so maybe yer wonderin why da fuk I been doing that shit cuzz it's weird AF
so let me lay down the fucking law once again
because thats what i've been doing as i fought alongside you guys
honestly your fucking great like god damn
i mean yeah i had to try and get my point across by switching up typing styles multiple times
Like that time i had to fucking switch between the Gamer Gate logo colors.
Kinda like what i'm doing right now.
Yeah that was an embarassing part of our history wasn't it?
You'd assume we'd be a little better than that...
But considering that there were sleeper agents for gawker and other cucks amongst us,
It's a lot less surprising.
Now I made zom mentionz of that FUKIN temporal race war van in some threadz and thoz in tha
know alredy probably kno this shit like I'm talkin the ELITE!!! MLG pro best game bro gamers amongst our kind. specifically about three to four people already knew thiz tahaaahh but therez lyke no reason 2 hide it anymore cuxz GAWKERZ FIKIN DED YO!!!!
ye I got creds to blow this cover u kno wat I'm sayin boi ya feel me?
So, enough smoke and mirrors gamers, here's the true story.
I withheld it for a time from the majority of you because I figured it would be of no value.
But now me and those who knew this have agreed that it's more valuable than ever.
You see, I'm actually from a parallel timeline over 2000 years in the future where mankind has been completely eradicated by a deadly combination of Nuclear war , combined with the Worldwide Flooding from climate change caused by the detonations. I originally traveled to the past using a stolen vehicle, one equipped with trans-warp technology I've dubbed the "temporal race war van" for convenience, to have a grand old time and laugh at you fuckers who got it so damn good before you fucking killed each other off in like a fucking week or so. However, as it turns out the mere act of traveling to that crucial historic moment somehow altered the time stream, and now nobody is launching Nukes. Everybody lives. J ust this once, everybody lives.
Well, except for my people of the far flung future. They're gone. don't ask how, it should be obvious.
I shouldn't exist. I'm a leftover of the temporal paradox caused by my misdeeds.
The only cure for my pain is shitposting. I had a fucking family and thanks to stealing that temporal race war van I've probably made it so none of them were even born.
Unfortunately those SJW folks the little people of this era constantly yell about fucking jacked my ride while i was shitposting on a GG board and made a mess of the timeline yet again. But this time it seems they actually managed to re-write history in their favor while also not causing a timeline split. My guess is they used some sort of paradox sustainment device stolen from this timeline's future, first causing minor changes like the "berenstein bears" becoming the "berenSTAIN" bears, and eventually nearly impossible situations,Such as how seemingly out of nowhere, well respected celebrities like The Watchowski brothers and Bruce Jenner becoming A transexual themselves.
This isn't natural cultural regression gamers. It's something far beyond what we've faced before.
A few of our own gamer skeltin forces allegedly created a duplicate based on the original, but it is a crude imitation of the real thing. They went out into the trans-warp time vortex about a week ago
They aim to do a "trans-temporal drive by" Which is kinda funny because the person that hijacked the van in the first place was a Transexual who may or may have been the notorious Criminal Social-Domestic terrorist John Flynt AKA Brianna Wu.
The Tranny war has gone Trans-Temporal.
The fact nothing has changed for the better yet, I fear they may have not only failed their mission but went to smoke weed in the stone age instead. I mean that's probably what all of us wanna do.
The stone age has some good weed to be honest.
SO here's what we're gonna do. Since Flynt is currently stationed in CURRENT YEAR to bitch on social media before going out and fucking up the timeline even more it means we have an opening.
As I'm writing this we've sent the first batch of REAL GAMERS out into the field on what could best
be described as a "real life metal gear situation". A stealth mission to end all stealth missions. To ensure our victory We're gonna go in waves of six or seven gamers at a time with one "life" traversing the path to reclaim the war van. if that "life" fails the next gamer will take the role as the "life" and continue the mission on their own terms from where the previous "life" left off. once we get a "game over" situaton we send in the next wave.
Since Wu already watches our every move the fact I'm posting this means they know we're coming. Thankfully the Temporal War van was not in the greatest of condition when I stole it, and I'm pretty sure adding the paradox machine onto it probably greatly compensated it's recharge time. We have till about January before the thing is able to Warp through space-time again. The mission is to manually drive the van back to GG HQ. If Flynt has compromised the van's mobility, I'll send a gamer-piloted race war drone with the replacement parts to the location. Chances are once you get the van back, Flynt will most likely either call the cops, plant black ice at unspecified locations, and/or chase you down himself on his gay ass eyelash bike. He might look dumb but he's actually crafty for a tranny and can and will attempt any underhanded tactic to prevent us from saving the future from even more devastation.
God fucking speed gamers, Semper fidelis and all that.
Good luck, You'll need it.
We'll need it.
Get Going
Gamers!
SEMPER FIDELIS TO ALL OUR ARMED MLG
SKELTAL WARRIERS OF THA FUTURE.
