Ha, look at all the lolcows that spent Christmas being pathetic on the internet -

[HG 400]

Good thing we were here to watch them spend Christmas being pathetic on the internet or we might not know just how pathetic they are, amirite?

Man how good does it feel being so much better than Chris?

 

[Wildchild]

I worked all Christmas.

 

[The Master Debater]

Had fun with my family.

 

[exball]

Drove up to Ruckersville to shit on Patti's grave.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

My girlfriend hosted a bunch of her friends over for a christmas party and someone found out her mom died so I probably should have spent it here instead.