Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

How long until Hailey flips her shit


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Calooby

What's up, goyim and gentiles of YouTube?
True & Honest Fan
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Across tens of hundreds of accounts (not exaggerating either lmao but only because I used the same password and temporary email services) over the past few years. Pretty much all "hate art" I made to rile people up was always removed and whatnot, so it may not be a worthwhile effort as fun as it is see them lose their shit over it.
 

KVenus

Triple *********.
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Quick shitpost I made within two minutes.

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Cheerlead-in-Chief

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Deviantart doesn’t care. It took 11 years and someone threatening to sue them to finally ban an art theif and they just got rid of Mjeddy a couple weeks ago.
Who's Mjeddy?
I know in my years of deviantart I've interacted/seen many fail and legit trolls but that name doesn't ring a bell.
 

verygayFrogs

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Uh, @Mr-Watzit-Tooya/Anastasia? If you were in 7th grade in 2017... how old are you now?
The average age for 7th grade 12-13, if we add 4 years, it would be 16-17, aka breaking site rules as Null said Minors must discontinue using this site at the bottom of the page. This isn't the case if they were held back or pushed ahead (I doubt the second option) as they could easily be 17-18 if they were held back
 

Calooby

What's up, goyim and gentiles of YouTube?
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The average age for 7th grade 12-13, if we add 4 years, it would be 16-17, aka breaking site rules as Null said Minors must discontinue using this site at the bottom of the page. This isn't the case if they were held back or pushed ahead (I doubt the second option) as they could easily be 17-18 if they were held back
I vote held back because that'd be funnier. Besides, his account on DA is 10 years old, so that doesn't add up imo.
 

Ronnie Rocket

She's filled with secrets...
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The average age for 7th grade 12-13, if we add 4 years, it would be 16-17, aka breaking site rules as Null said Minors must discontinue using this site at the bottom of the page. This isn't the case if they were held back or pushed ahead (I doubt the second option) as they could easily be 17-18 if they were held back
I mean, I can do basic math; I wanted Anastasia to answer. :)

Edit:
I vote held back because that'd be funnier. Besides, his account on DA is 10 years old, so that doesn't add up imo.
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DA link / Archive
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(Also your middle name is probably Victoria and your last name is likely White, Whitman, or Whitaker or something along those lines. Do you live on the West Coast?)

Edit 2: I dunno @Calooby, she looks pretty young here when she was supposedly in 7th grade...


And here...


(And yes, I archived them. I'll upload them if she DFEs.)

Edit 3: Oh hey, an old DA account name...

https://www.deviantart.com/xxshaym1nxx

My my my... https://www.google.com/search?q="xxshaym1nxx"

Edit 4: AOA profile with a lot of other usernames - https://archiveofourown.org/users/XxShaym1nxX/profile [Archive]

Bio​

Hey guys! My name is XxShaym1nxX, but you can call me HobbesComedian9001, SpingebillHakuYowaneRomance666, KillerKeefstar, Zimi, Anastasia, Melvin, or pretty much anything really.
I write a lot of grimdark fanfictions. Currently I have a Fairly Odd Parents grimdark in the works, called Fairly Odd Fear, which can be read here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9872039 AND I'm also planning on making an Invader Zim AU fanfiction called Darkblood.
Concept art can be found here: http://xxshaym1nxx.deviantart.com/art/Darkblood-Invader-Zim-AU-663652323
Link to my social media:
YouTube:
deviantART: http://xxshaym1nxx.deviantart.com/gallery/
Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/spingebillyowanehakuromance666
Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/KillerKeefstar
Someone might want to check that Tumblr really quick to see if it's still up and then archive it. I don't have one so I cannot.

https://barney-error.fandom.com/wiki/HobbesComedian9001 [Archive]

Goodness, what is THIS?!

https://boards.fireden.net/co/thread/83319342/ [Archive]

I made a Troll Story, here are the links!​

SpingebillHakuYowaneRomance666 Mon 30 May 2016 13:30:40 No.83319342
warning: languig is BADD and the n wurd is used! be notice!!

Link 2 foldahs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxfiodkSC5nbdllKSG5JR1FHaU0[Archive, dunno if it will work]

List of chapters 1 to 8:

This is the furst chaptere
This shit is second you niggas
Bad Romance
This one is Spongebob's perspective
Bak 2 Manami
CHOCKLATE
A Hostage To FouChan
Tentacles That Grab Love Lobsters

i hop u enjoi dem! i wurked SO HAAARD on every last perigorph of each chiptul!

https://www.youtube.com/user/XxShaym1nxX [Archive]

Who's Robert White? Is that your dad? How's Florida?

Tell your dad he doxed you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45RszhKQtzE

Your goats are cute tho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn_ouU5aIEI
 
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Ronnie Rocket

She's filled with secrets...
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If she’s actually underage then it’s not the brightest idea to start compiling info on them, same with Safa.
It's public information, provided by the user, as published by said user. Also:
This Service is only available to users who are at least 18 years old. If you are younger than this, please do not register for this Service. If you register for this Service, you represent that you are this age or older.
Anastasia shouldn't have registered if she's actually underage. Her being here means she's representing herself as an adult.

Finally, KF avoids threads about actual minors as a courtesy because teenagers are stupid and impulsive, not because it's illegal.
 

ICraveDeath

Total dyke tbh
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I'll give @Mr-Watzit-Tooya some credit since she hasn't sperged since Wednesday, but if you really are underage please get the fuck off of this site. And stop talking to Hailey and Safa. You're too young to be so infected with their degeneracy. Go on Duolingo, read a book, do almost anything except white knight for weirdos on the internet. You'd be a lot happier and you probably wouldn't be doxxed. Just don't write anymore fanfiction, it's not your strong suit.

Speaking of Safa, I'm pretty sure she's deleted her Twitter. I don't get any results when I click the Twitter link. Her other accounts are still active though.
 

KVenus

Triple *********.
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I'll give @Mr-Watzit-Tooya some credit since she hasn't sperged since Wednesday, but if you really are underage please get the fuck off of this site. And stop talking to Hailey and Safa. You're too young to be so infected with their degeneracy. Go on Duolingo, read a book, do almost anything except white knight for weirdos on the internet. You'd be a lot happier and you probably wouldn't be doxxed. Just don't write anymore fanfiction, it's not your strong suit.

Speaking of Safa, I'm pretty sure she's deleted her Twitter. I don't get any results when I click the Twitter link. Her other accounts are still active though.
So she's into Fairly OddParents? I'm glad that cartoon was cancelled. (Although, it's getting a live-action reboot.) It went to complete shit by the end of its run.

If she's really a minor, yeah, she'd better be careful. There are tons of creepy sexual predators and child groomers who would easily try to take advantage of her. *Cough* Cosmodore *Cough*. I would hate to see her end up as one of his victims.
 

SuperConglomerateWhale

MY BIKE!
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It's public information, provided by the user, as published by said user. Also:

Anastasia shouldn't have registered if she's actually underage. Her being here means she's representing herself as an adult.

Finally, KF avoids threads about actual minors as a courtesy because teenagers are stupid and impulsive, not because it's illegal.
I never said it was illegal and I do agree that minors are stupid and impulsive, it’s safe for me to assume that once upon a time we were all like that to some extent at some point.

But now this thread is going in the direction of us not looking at the feces, now we’re taking the feces and smearing it all over ourselves and that’s pretty spergy.
 

verygayFrogs

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Went through more of her tumblr60B422ED-33DF-4177-B1F8-C29C70648750.jpeg
First, why is kick naked? Second, I’m pretty sure Whitty won’t do that as he’s on the fucking run and needs to be as low as possible. Third, he wouldn’t just use those random signs, he’d actually cuss someone tf out.
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Nothing of my childhood is sacred to her huh?
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I know it’s a mii but why tf does his skin tone look like that?
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The “enemies” of her crossover series. She’s only drawn the male on the left end and the chick consistently, but these aren’t even from the same series as her crossover “friends.” Hell, aside from that screenshot edit, I don’t think she’s drawn 1 piece of sonic fanart, let alone Eggman. She has drawn Crash Bandicoot art tho.
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Ok Coldsteel
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Thanks for confirming that Skinner fucked a horse. I need a drink

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Not like that you freak.
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As if that fandom didn’t have enough autism.
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More piss fetish.
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SHES TROONING OUT BABIES
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A confirmed torture room. WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER PARENTS

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LET HER DIE IN PEACE DAMN9F3CF176-C8B5-4DFF-974E-E8A28B87CA75.jpeg
Tickle fetish and slave kink?
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Once again too much autism
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Ok did she win, if not that was totally us.
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Clearly has no problem cussing up a storm and teaching it to a child
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Not to Hailey.
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Your weird now.82112A70-3B45-43AE-B690-A2B02FFD89BB.jpeg
Do we have confirmation on this?

 

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Coelacanth

Your local living fossil.
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Went through more of her tumblrView attachment 2224716
First, why is kick naked? Second, I’m pretty sure Whitty won’t do that as he’s on the fucking run and needs to be as low as possible. Third, he wouldn’t just use those random signs, he’d actually cuss someone tf out.
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Nothing of my childhood is sacred to her huh? View attachment 2224720
I know it’s a mii but why tf does his skin tone look like that?View attachment 2224726
The “enemies” of her crossover series. She’s only drawn the male on the left end and the chick consistently, but these aren’t even from the same series as her crossover “friends.” Hell, aside from that screenshot edit, I don’t think she’s drawn 1 piece of sonic fanart, let alone Eggman. She has drawn Crash Bandicoot art tho.
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Ok Coldsteel
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Thanks for confirming that Skinner fucked a horse. I need a drink

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Not like that you freak. View attachment 2224756
As if that fandom didn’t have enough autism. View attachment 2224758
More piss fetish.
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SHES TROONING OUT BABIES
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LET HER DIE IN PEACE DAMNView attachment 2224780
Tickle fetish and slave kink? View attachment 2224782
Once again too much autism View attachment 2224784
Ok did she win, if not that was totally us.View attachment 2224786
Clearly has no problem cussing up a storm and teaching it to a childView attachment 2224789
Not to Hailey.
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Your weird now.View attachment 2224807
Do we have confirmation on this?

Goddamn it she has a mansion in her ms paint hellscape? Now I regret using the House of Kitty for the RE7 mansion shitpost because it would've been perfect for her house.

I kinda want to do more edits/shitposts to do with RE7 now. Like, make some of the rooms from the game into the ones in her house (especially the Torture Dungeon "Life Room").
 

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