Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

[Nazi Elmo]

never have hope for people doing stuff like this lmaoo

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Could you explains this more i'm also confused

Her grandparents are Maria and Stephen Shumacher.

Maria and Steven had five sons and two daughters:

David: 1976 - 2007 (one daughter, Jordan and wife, Elaine who died in 2005 - I am not sure who got custody of Jordan because I don't think I've seen her in family pics...)
Andrew: 1978 (Gabriella and Hailey)
Ann: 1979 (no kids as far as I can tell)
Adam: 1982 - 2005 (one son, David and wife, Jenna born 1984)
Jason: 1983 (note: he actually lives in Maine now... he moves around A LOT - wife Jessica, kids Abby, Stephen, and John)
Daniel: 1988 (minor children)
Catherine: 1990 (minor children, Angry Aunt)

Should I explain more?

Edit: What the fuck is with people in this family dying so young? Is it drugs? It's got to be drugs.

 

[Nazi Elmo]

Her grandparents are Maria and Stephen Shumacher.

Maria and Steven had five sons and two daughters:

David: 1976 - 2007 (one daughter, Jordan)
Andrew: 1978
Ann: 1979
Adam: 1982 - 2005 (one son, David and wife, Jenna born 1984)
Jason: 1983 (note: he actually lives in Maine now... he moves around A LOT)
Daniel: 1988
Catherine: 1990

Should I explain more?

Nope that's good thank you

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

MY OWN CLONE! WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS SHE A GIRL?!

Semper fidelis to all are armed kiwis who found her last name. TikTok is one of those like, bizarre desolate Zoomer wastelands I dare not tread upon, so of course I wouldn't have known it without you guys lel

I am pretty certain this is her sister, actually. Compare...

I found everyone's FB profiles, pretty much.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Edit: I think this confirms Andrew as the daddy... Gabriella on the top and Hailey with the tard haircut on the bottom.

Edit 2: Oh yeah, Gabriella's a troon who goes by Gabe and is also Hailey's older sister. Compare this pic from April 2017 to the December 2017 newspaper pic above, as well as the September 2015 pic from grandma. And alllll the others I've found since I first posted this.

Abigail is her cousin, not her sister as far as I can tell. She's too pretty and too normal.

I'm triple-posting. And I'm sure @Trombonista will merge them (Spoiler alert: she did.). Shame uponst me. But...

Jason is married to Jessica and they have Abby, Stephen, and John.
Andrew has Gabriella and Hailey.
Catherine is the Angry Aunt.
Geneva is Stephen's mother.

Also nice slippers, Hailey.

Also Jessica's FB is a photo goldmine: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.b.schumacher/photos

Courtesy of Angry Aunt Catherine's photos page: https://www.facebook.com/catherine.schumacher.18/photos

Hailey and Gabriella. I wonder why Gabe's strabismus was fixed but Hailey's wasnt...

Angry Aunt confirmed as Catherine:

Edit: You suck, @Trombonista. I'd say someday your merging will be your downfall, but I'm sure I'd somehow get blamed for it again.

 

[LumpyMoose]

>Two months later.
>Hailey's last post about us on DA was 19 days ago.
>Hailey last logged into Kiwi Farms 12 days ago.

Your math is bad and you should feel bad.

I meant two months since this shitty thread was started,jackass.

 

[Coelacanth]

I'm triple-posting. And I'm sure @Trombonista will merge them. Shame uponst me. But...

Jason is married to Jessica and they have Abby, Stephen, and John.
Andrew has Gabriella and Hailey.
Catherine is the Angry Aunt.
Geneva is Stephen's mother.

Also nice slippers, Hailey.

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Also Jessica's FB is a photo goldmine: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.b.schumacher/photos

More to come...

The nose matches up, but the angle of the second photo hides her gums so I can't get a good look to see if the teeth match up. Her crack-whore hairstyle and the sunglasses hiding her eyebrows don't help either.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I meant two months since this shitty thread was started,jackass.

You're the jackass, continuing being asshurt because your online friend has a Kiwi Farms thread.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

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The nose matches up, but the angle of the second photo hides her gums so I can't get a good look to see if the teeth match up. Her crack-whore hairstyle and the sunglasses hiding her eyebrows don't help either.

It's definitely her, Auntie Ann ate too many pretzels and is hugely fat.

Also this family is absurdly close knit (which honestly, I find really sweet and Hailey is very lucky she has such a wonderful family - she should be grateful and less of a shameful tard) and I'm positive it's Aunt Christine coming to visit. Speaking of...

She let 13-year-old Hailey hold her newborn...

Unfortunately for said newborn, his dental genetics will NOT be improved via the paternal side...

David, Abby, Jessica, Ann, ?, and Jason
(Jessica has the unknown guy tagged as "John", but John is her skinny blond son - mayhap that's Stephen's FB account, compare to the pic of Stephen below...)

"Gabe" and Hailey

Hailey
Jessica, Stephen
John
Stephen, Abby
"Gabe", Maria, Jason

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Who's living rent free in who's mind again?

You sure love coming back now, don't you?

 

[LumpyMoose]

You sure love coming back now, don't you?

Eh, I don't have much going on right now

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Eh, I don't have much going on right now

Get a life faggot

 

[verygayFrogs]

I found everyone's FB profiles, pretty much.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Edit: I think this confirms Andrew as the daddy... Gabriella on the top and Hailey with the tard haircut on the bottom.

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Edit 2: Oh yeah, Gabriella's a troon who goes by Gabe and is also Hailey's older sister. Compare this pic from April 2017 to the December 2017 newspaper pic above, as well as the September 2015 pic from grandma. And alllll the others I've found since I first posted this.

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Abigail is her cousin, not her sister as far as I can tell. She's too pretty and too normal.

Added those to the op!

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Added those to the op!

You might want to add the family relationship explanation I posted above that.

 

[verygayFrogs]

You might want to add the family relationship explanation I posted above that.

Alright

 

[verygayFrogs]

Archived a newer version of her account