Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

[Coelacanth]

Hailey got some gift art:
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Seems it was made after some tardfight.
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If anyone knows what happened, please do share. Hailey hasn't commented on the piece but favved it so I guess she saw.

I think it's the Anti Rex 3000 guy she got pissy about a while back. He's in the OP.

Also gotta love how tards always make their internet personas sexy and good-looking but IRL they always look like potatoes.

 

[Pengsoo]

Hailey's back early from her vacation. Why?

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She tard raged at camp and also believes in Friday 13th being real.

I'm not digging the implications of her anxiety over her cousins "jumping on top"

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Guys, LumpyMoose reactivated his deviantart...guess the attention deprivation was too much for him

EDIT 2: HE ALSO FOLLOWS Birdie who has a thread here:

 

[Miss Misery]

Did Lumpy deactivated his DA after his mom finds out that he drew porn on a Simpsons character? How shameful. I was going to say about Hailey.

You should make friends with Hailey. You can RP as Skinner and she as Smithers. A match made in spergatory.

 

[Coelacanth]

Lumpy's posted a reason for coming back:

Hey, Lumpy, here's a quote from a band that's actually good: "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies." You're totally back because you want attention. You're fooling nobody.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Whoops.

 

[Crystal Maye Franks]

Hailey made a rant over the Rule 34 of Bluey characters.

https://www.deviantart.com/haileykittydoesart/status-update/Bluey-is-a-really-cute-889604185 (Archive)

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Hailey made a rant over the Rule 34 of Bluey characters.
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https://www.deviantart.com/haileykittydoesart/status-update/Bluey-is-a-really-cute-889604185 (Archive)

Clearly deflecting; she clearly wants to put Bluey in diapers for her art next. After all, she shipped minors together and made them have babies.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Hailey: Sexualizing minors makes you a creep
Also Hailey: *uses a schoolgirl self insert to ship with a 49 year old principal*

 

[michael_bruh]

 

[AnonChan]

Okay, that's it. Listen, you people should get a life because you are wasting your time and making absolute lies. Also, I lied about being that person you're talking about. I bet that you don't have a life at all and your parents hate you. You all are pathetic, unlike you, that person has a life. They don't talk about you anymore because they are done with your retarded bullshit. They tried to be nice, but you guys are retarded assholes. You hate them all because they are autistic. I bet you all look like fatasses in real life, because you sound like fat useless bastards who bitch about this now nineteen year old, one of these days, people like you will be burning in hell because of the shit you done. You are all pathetic pieces of shits. They aren't even interested in children you retards. How does it feel to be called retarded, huh bitch? Are you gonna cry because I hurt your feelings? Good. Because you all suck. They stopped shipping themself with that Principal, jackass. You all need to grow up and get real jobs. You bully people to suicide and you assholes deserve to go to jail. I hope that this site has it's plug pulled and is finally gone and you assholes get a life. Do the world a favor, and go jump off a cliff. No one will miss you. You all are ugly pieces of dog shits. If you think it's funny for people to kill themselves, then you should kill yourselves then you useless sack of shits. Fuck you all.

 

[Coelacanth]

Okay, that's it. Listen, you people should get a life because you are wasting your time and making absolute lies. Also, I lied about being that person you're talking about. I bet that you don't have a life at all and your parents hate you. You all are pathetic, unlike you, that person has a life. They don't talk about you anymore because they are done with your retarded bullshit. They tried to be nice, but you guys are retarded assholes. You hate them all because they are autistic. I bet you all look like fatasses in real life, because you sound like fat useless bastards who bitch about this now nineteen year old, one of these days, people like you will be burning in hell because of the shit you done. You are all pathetic pieces of shits. They aren't even interested in children you retards. How does it feel to be called retarded, huh bitch? Are you gonna cry because I hurt your feelings? Good. Because you all suck. They stopped shipping themself with that Principal, jackass. You all need to grow up and get real jobs. You bully people to suicide and you assholes deserve to go to jail. I hope that this site has it's plug pulled and is finally gone and you assholes get a life. Do the world a favor, and go jump off a cliff. No one will miss you. You all are ugly pieces of dog shits. If you think it's funny for people to kill themselves, then you should kill yourselves then you useless sack of shits. Fuck you all.

Oh I'm crying - but not because you hurt my feefees, Hailey, but because this post is absolutely retarded and it's hilarious. You just couldn't keep away from us, could you? I'm pretty sure telling people on the Farms to die in your DA posts isn't considered "being nice", sweetie.

Also your pronouns suck and make your autistic ramblings a bitch to read. Stop using them.

EDIT: Nice try, Hailey. But as long as my post stays up, the first post you deleted is still here!

 

[AnonChan]

Oh I'm crying - but not because you hurt my feefees, Hailey, but because this post is absolutely retarded and it's hilarious. You just couldn't keep away from us, could you? I'm pretty sure telling people on the Farms to die in your DA posts isn't considered "being nice", sweetie.

Also your pronouns suck and make your autistic ramblings a bitch to read. Stop using them.

Guess what, bitch? I lied about being that person. Also, you're all retards.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Okay, that's it. Listen, you people should get a life because you are wasting your time and making absolute lies. Also, I lied about being that person you're talking about. I bet that you don't have a life at all and your parents hate you. You all are pathetic, unlike you, that person has a life. They don't talk about you anymore because they are done with your retarded bullshit. They tried to be nice, but you guys are retarded assholes. You hate them all because they are autistic. I bet you all look like fatasses in real life, because you sound like fat useless bastards who bitch about this now nineteen year old, one of these days, people like you will be burning in hell because of the shit you done. You are all pathetic pieces of shits. They aren't even interested in children you retards. How does it feel to be called retarded, huh bitch? Are you gonna cry because I hurt your feelings? Good. Because you all suck. They stopped shipping themself with that Principal, jackass. You all need to grow up and get real jobs. You bully people to suicide and you assholes deserve to go to jail. I hope that this site has it's plug pulled and is finally gone and you assholes get a life. Do the world a favor, and go jump off a cliff. No one will miss you. You all are ugly pieces of dog shits. If you think it's funny for people to kill themselves, then you should kill yourselves then you useless sack of shits. Fuck you all.

You know, the "bullies only bully because they hate themselves" saying is one often taught to young children to make them feel better about themselves.

 

[Coelacanth]

Dunno which mod it was that brought back her posts but thanks.

Guess what, bitch? I lied about being that person. Also, you're all retards.

Despite the fact you type exactly like Hailey and the art for the avatar you have links straight back to the Farms.

Also making this post literally minutes afterwards doesn't help convince me either:

Overdosing on Flintstones vitamins doesn't count as killing yourself, Hailey.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

>be Hailey
>go to the Farms on my own initiative
>spend 15-20 minutes depending on my tard-level reading comprehension typing an essay
>stop calling me a pedophile, kill yourselves kiwifags
>eager to feel better about myself
>post
>kiwis laugh at me
>call them retards before deleting posts out of embarrassment
>could be worse
>mod revives posts
>mfw

They're still laughing at me

 

[Coelacanth]

She deleted her posts again AND the DA journal threatening to kill herself too.

 

[LANCER]

guess she couldn't get the cap off

 

[Calooby]

Okay, that's it. Listen, you people should get a life because you are wasting your time and making absolute lies. Also, I lied about being that person you're talking about. I bet that you don't have a life at all and your parents hate you. You all are pathetic, unlike you, that person has a life. They don't talk about you anymore because they are done with your retarded bullshit. They tried to be nice, but you guys are retarded assholes. You hate them all because they are autistic. I bet you all look like fatasses in real life, because you sound like fat useless bastards who bitch about this now nineteen year old, one of these days, people like you will be burning in hell because of the shit you done. You are all pathetic pieces of shits. They aren't even interested in children you retards. How does it feel to be called retarded, huh bitch? Are you gonna cry because I hurt your feelings? Good. Because you all suck. They stopped shipping themself with that Principal, jackass. You all need to grow up and get real jobs. You bully people to suicide and you assholes deserve to go to jail. I hope that this site has it's plug pulled and is finally gone and you assholes get a life. Do the world a favor, and go jump off a cliff. No one will miss you. You all are ugly pieces of dog shits. If you think it's funny for people to kill themselves, then you should kill yourselves then you useless sack of shits. Fuck you all.

 

[Crystal Maye Franks]

Okay, that's it. Listen, you people should get a life because you are wasting your time and making absolute lies. Also, I lied about being that person you're talking about. I bet that you don't have a life at all and your parents hate you. You all are pathetic, unlike you, that person has a life. They don't talk about you anymore because they are done with your retarded bullshit. They tried to be nice, but you guys are retarded assholes. You hate them all because they are autistic. I bet you all look like fatasses in real life, because you sound like fat useless bastards who bitch about this now nineteen year old, one of these days, people like you will be burning in hell because of the shit you done. You are all pathetic pieces of shits. They aren't even interested in children you retards. How does it feel to be called retarded, huh bitch? Are you gonna cry because I hurt your feelings? Good. Because you all suck. They stopped shipping themself with that Principal, jackass. You all need to grow up and get real jobs. You bully people to suicide and you assholes deserve to go to jail. I hope that this site has it's plug pulled and is finally gone and you assholes get a life. Do the world a favor, and go jump off a cliff. No one will miss you. You all are ugly pieces of dog shits. If you think it's funny for people to kill themselves, then you should kill yourselves then you useless sack of shits. Fuck you all.

Are you Hailey or Lumpy?