Halalween 2018 -

[AnOminous]

Even with a gun @fuck you was a worthless faggot. The zoosadists would be armed with ant covered stakes... and as pathetic as they are I’m pretty sure even Kero and Levi can get past a couch.

Wrong person. The account of the Couch Cuck was @FuckYou.

 

[J A N D E K]

Wrong person. The account of the Couch Cuck was @FuckYou.

Damn it. Thank you sir. Will correct it.
You make a damn fine copy editor.

 

[IV 445]

So many of these "halals" are bitchy and salty and just lack any lulz

Comparing a literal killer like @FuckYou to a shitposting baiter is stupid. I'm not voting.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I wonder who's worse; the zoosadists or ISIS Porkistanis?

 

[AJ 447]

So many of these "halals" are bitchy and salty and just lack any lulz

Comparing a literal killer like @FuckYou to a shitposting baiter is stupid. I'm not voting.

dude its not that serious

 

[IV 445]

dude its not that serious

FAT

 

[AJ 447]

FAT

I can't rate you alog here, but know that I feel it in my heart

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I feel like a fucking idiot.

Because you are.

Jk I love you.

 

[Boss Bass]

Because you are.

Jk I love you.

Look at this false dichotomy between people you love and fucking morons.

 

[wes]

What if @FuckYou shot people with fire ants indigenous to New Mexico after covering them in ice cream and then called every local bakery

 

[女鬼]

i'm voting for the ice cream vigilantes beacuse that was qualtity autism

that said i give an honourable mention to @MaddieNolan beacuse holy shit that's some combination of YanDev spergery and OwO-level GOTIS

 

[MaddieNolan]

i'm voting for the ice cream vigilantes beacuse that was qualtity autism

that said i give an honourable mention to @MaddieNolan beacuse holy shit that's some combination of YanDev spergery and OwO-level GOTIS

Even then I had no chance against the Zoosadist "dox squad".

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

They were hardheaded and behaved idiotically. They blatantly disregarded other people stating that their self-obsession was irritating, and they would demand attention if the focus wasn't on them. Any conversation with them present was rife with countless failed attempts at narcissistic redirection. Complaints about this were ignored by them while they focused on posts supporting this behavior by giving these posts praise and attention while, once again, trying to refocus a topic onto themselves. I had pointed this out, I had noted that a consequence similar to what had happened would happen, and while they relented after I had said so for but a brief moment, the advice fell on deaf ears as they soon continued not long after. They were banned for their hubris, stupidity, and stubbornness, and because threads and conversations frequently came to a screeching halt due to them.

That being said, they're not as awful as the other nominations, but I will vote for them because I'm petty.

In the end I kept my vote on @scared sheep for the very same reasons. Above all, pettiness.

Fuck you, thot.

 

[Jaimas]

Kiwis and Autists of every subforum
Join us as this voting reaches quorum
laugh with us at tards that REEEEEEEEEE
On this, our day of Halalween!~

 

[ZehnBoat]

lol even in death @FuckYou is losing

 

[Done]

lol even in death @FuckYou is losing

As he should.

 

[PoisonedBun]

The couch cuck will be a legendary tale around this website for years to come. Barring any major developments (an actual chain of arrests) y'all will forget about the zoosadism threads within 6 months. Just saying.

 

[419]

still keeping my vote on @FuckYou just cos i dont like the idea of voting for too large a group when everyone else is just one person or two

 

[Snuckening]

A pathetic loser going on a school shooting and failing miserably would win my vote easily under normal circumstances. But it's not normal circumstances when he has to compete against autistic Sherlocks trying to dox a zoosadist's meal by harassing the owners of bakeries and ice cream parlors all across the USA.

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OK I pussied out of the Zoosadism thread because it was depressing as all fuck and tbh I didn't want to deal with the ick-factor, but can someone plz explain/link what the fuck is up with the dessert fixation? What started that shit?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

NGL I wish I could have seen the ice cream doxing, I think I missed that. Sounds too hilarious to be true so I’m gonna have to go with The Zoosadism Fags.

tl;dr one of the zoosadists posted some photo(s) of apple ice cream in cheap plastic dishes, some kind of coconut flan dessert, and blue place mats with a zig-zag design around the edges, and people were straight-up calling or Facebook messaging ice cream parlors in the southeastern US asking whether they sold apple ice cream and/or if they recognized the pie or the place mats.