@MaddieNolan for becoming a mod of a cow's subreddit and threatening to get their discord server shut down (link)
@Ntwadumela for weening AGAIN and never learning his goddamn lesson (link)
@Chopinpiano for faildoxing, LARPing as a banker in Japan, and trying to start multiple PA threads on people he went to high school with
The collective spastics, faildoxers, and moralfags of the Zoosadism thread (1, 2)
EDIT2: So it turns out, you can only add 20 options to a poll, and we exceeded that in nomainations. As such, I've made some executive decisions for who made the final cut, but I'm leaving all the nominees up so they can continue to be publicly shamed.