Do you remember the first car you owned? If you do, it was probably some cheap Honda or Toyota with 80,000 miles on it. Now imagine that you fell in love with your first car, now you have Ian Knau, or half-dude.
This guy is literally in love with his Hyundai Accent, and he tends to express it in very unique ways
He also goes into excessive detail about car reproductive systems, but I doubt anyone wants to see that, or his cornucopia of other fetishes. But seeing how no shit is too minor
But now let's move onto what he has done. Shortly after the Cringe Channel discovered him, he decided to go and make an account to try to explain himself. Here's a link to the page with screenshots of his forum posts: