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Artcow Half-dude / Ian KnauCar Fucker

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by The Oddball from MLW, Jul 17, 2015.

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  1. He talks to his car like its a child. Which is really fucked up, since he is fucking his car and thinks of it as his lover.

    Ugh....
     
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  2. He's going to throw a big fat funeral for his car on DA with art dedications and weepy journals and everything. Just watch.

    The dude's also a furry who draws what else but sexy depictions of various FNAF characters. I think he is the oldest one to do that at 27.
     
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  3. Vore, inflation, and pregnancy can look the exact same in artwork.
    TL;DR: They're lazy and draw the same thing but call it differently for maximum views.

    There's likely older artists floating around.
     
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    #23 The Oddball from MLW, Jul 17, 2015
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  4. The only problem is that his car fetish and the fact his idea of car reproduction systems are fucking disgusting.

    Also, I've seen him color his stuff. And it looks like he can't concern the differences between Caucasians and Asians. Plus his shading reminds me of Andrew Dobson, but with liberal abuse of the smudge tool on top of that.
     
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  5. This reminds me way too much of Miranda Leek, the pregnant rollercoaster lady, except somehow less classy. (edit: possibly nsfw if you job does not deal with rollercoaster boobies)
     
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  6. I really can't even see this (half) dude is a lolcow. I think it's pretty clear there's something very big missing from his childhood and his first car filled that void (and then some). That being said, this guy is fucking weird and gives a new definition to "gear-head".
     
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  7. Beat me to it, I was just about to post this. My favorite parts are the attempted text art-
     
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  8. If you're going to knock up a car, it should probably be a station wagon and not a sports car. After all, a station wagon is a good family car.
     
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  9. He also refers to cars' owners as their "masters" in his comics. Gonna add slave play to the fetish list.

    "NEVER fuck a car with the engine on." These are clearly people of intellect. Hamster-like intellect.

    I hate to ask, but I feel I must; why don't they just duct tape a flesh light to the back of their car and fuck that? Is cold, greasy metal that sexy?
     
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    #31 Johnny Bravo, Jul 17, 2015
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  10. I'm sure they think it's more "intimate". :cryblood:
     
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  11. More likely to give them an infection.
     
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  12. I need a Horrifying rating right now.
     
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  13. Paging my brother @SonChu's Oil Change to this thread so we can sperg about cars and render a long distance diagnosis. :heart-full:

    Obviously an electrical problem, I believe it's either a bad ground (intermittent connection) or perhaps a wiring issue somewhere in the harness. Really, electrical problems are the worst because sorting them out can take hours, even days, depending on the make and model, and it's always something dumb. A little bit of plastic sheathing rubbing loose somewhere can ruin a car.

    As far as @superthermite's friend's car, what happened there was that it overheated because the water pump in whatever car he was driving was electric rather than mechanical and so the car's coolant wasn't being circulated...that being said, second gen Hyundai Accents all have mechanical water pumps so overheating wouldn't happen, instead I would put money on a car fire since bad grounds can do that. :o
     
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  14. You guys should read his Farewell Pinky series on dA. It's creepy and telling.

    You know how the ending of Toy Story 3 was kind of awkward? How it was hard to imagine an 18 year old kid - who probably has nothing on his mind but video games and sex - saying goodbye to his childhood toys like that? Imagine if it was even more awkward. Like, unbearably awkward. And about a car. That's this comic.

    Oh, what the hell, have an imgur album!

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    #37 Johnny Bravo, Jul 17, 2015
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  15. I'd like to preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking cars. I can imagine myself doing it with a Volkswagen at least. You know like Herbie.
     
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  16. What ... The actual fuck ... Is THIS?! Kiwi Mom now completely frightened of nearby Magic Mountain, thanks Internet!
     
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  17. He also RPs as his car on Facebook. I didn't save the images because they're pretty standard stuff in his gallery, but the descriptions are hilarious. Enjoy!



    His RP buddy: http://theblackmondeo.deviantart.com/
     
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