Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

ears

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i honestly think 98% of these weird as fuck people with these bizarre fetishes can be saved by just losing weight. this dude isn't even ugly, and neither is cricket girl. they probably just feel so weird and unattractive and incapable of being loved by humans, that they fall down these creepy fetish rabbitholes, until one day they're pathetically pumping their nubby knobs into rusty tailpipes.
 

sonichuis44

I'm Leonard the Nightfly
True & Honest Fan
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What ... The actual fuck ... Is THIS?! Kiwi Mom now completely frightened of nearby Magic Mountain, thanks Internet!
YOU HAVE COME TO A WORLD CALLED 'AMUSEMENT PARK BETWEEN' *whip crack*

SA Goon JosephWongKS did a really good Let's Read, but if you want a tl;dr just listen to the "fan"made audiobooks: 1 2 3
 

MrMercury

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When I first discovered this guy I didn't think he would actually be trollable, but of course he went and responded to a year-old thread about himself to defend his tailpipe clogging fetish.
This is what he uses as "evidence" that his car wants to fuck him:

I had a friend who had an electrical problem in his car that made the dashboard dials flash like that. He drove it for a few miles, after which it overheated to the point where the engine warped and oil and fuel got in the cylinders. If he doesn't get his car checked out, he's probably killing his only lover, lol.
This eerily reminds me of something...oh yeah!
 

sonichuis44

I'm Leonard the Nightfly
True & Honest Fan
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You guys should read his Farewell Pinky series on dA. It's creepy and telling.

You know how the ending of Toy Story 3 was kind of awkward? How it was hard to imagine an 18 year old kid - who probably has nothing on his mind but video games and sex - saying goodbye to his childhood toys like that? Imagine if it was even more awkward. Like, unbearably awkward. And about a car. That's this comic.

Oh, what the hell, have an imgur album!






At this point, I'm tempted to say that letting your kid watch "The Brave Little Toaster" is tantamount to child abuse.
 

fishercat

good for health, bad for education
True & Honest Fan
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You guys should read his Farewell Pinky series on dA. It's creepy and telling.

You know how the ending of Toy Story 3 was kind of awkward? How it was hard to imagine an 18 year old kid - who probably has nothing on his mind but video games and sex - saying goodbye to his childhood toys like that? Imagine if it was even more awkward. Like, unbearably awkward. And about a car. That's this comic.

Oh, what the hell, have an imgur album!






You'd think that it can't possibly stretch this cringefest on any longer, but it just keeps going.
 

Quijibo69

Lena Dunham
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What is the deal with people flapping to cartoons lately?

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The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. We call them lolcows because they can be milked for amusement or laughs. Our community is bizarrely diverse and spectators are encouraged to join the discussion.

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