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Artcow Half-dude / Ian KnauCar Fucker

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by The Oddball from MLW, Jul 17, 2015.

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  1. I hear if you collect them all along with spaceship lover they form into a being of pure Autism.
     
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  2. I just discovered there's an epilogue and it's even worse.

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  3. What would it look like if these guys made porn of a famous plane like the Enola Gay?
     
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  4. Come now, that link carefully detailed how to make a home made flesh light to stuff into the tail pipe of your beloved car
     
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  5. Google your own porn.
     
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  6. [​IMG]
     
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  7. I wonder how how pissed he was when Pixar made the windshields the eyes instead of the highlights.
     
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  8. What really gets me is that carfucker's art really isn't all that bad, technically speaking. The subject matter is what makes it terrible.
     
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  9. I just, I don't understand. I'm so confused... :|

    I mean...what even is reality, and what's not? I'm confused and concerned...concerfused. :c
     
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  10. Most of his TBLT fanart is fantastic. If you go far enough back into his gallery you can even see he did some normal cartoony stuff at one point. I hope he does something with all this talent other than porn.
     
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  11. I swear to god, if one of you posts Dragons Fucking Cars, I'm going to discipline you.

    ....Oh god, you're posting it now, aren't you?!
     
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  12. [​IMG]
     
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  13. Do we know anything about carfucker's personal life? Does he ever mention anything besides trying to fuck his car?
     
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  14. If it makes you feel any better, I rated it horrifying for both of us.
     
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  15. Weight loss has not been demonstrated to be effective at curing autism.
     
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  16. i drive a hyundai accent that looks just like his.

    this should disturb me a little.

    and it does.
     
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  17. Well he did make a journal about his encounter with Cringe Channel. But unfortunately, he deleted it.
     
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  18. I used to follow him on FA fir shits n' giggles. I mean honestly his shit's kinda impressive in a "man you really know fuckin' cars both figuratively and literally" kinda way.
     
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  19. [​IMG] [/point]
     
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  20. So apparently he drew Christine fanart for a while. Christine, as in the sentient car from the Stephen King novel of the same name. Yeeaaaah.

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    This isn't even all of it.
     
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