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Artcow Half-dude / Ian KnauCar Fucker

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by The Oddball from MLW, Jul 17, 2015.

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  1. Okay, that admittedly looks like a rejected storyboard sequence for "Heavy Metal" or something.

    Also, eww. My first car was a little Hyundai Accent and I liked it so much that, when it came time to get a new car, I got an Elantra. Why does he have to shit on my memories of my prom vehicle, man.
     
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  2. He acutally draws in the Cars style too so I'm guessing he's a fan.
     
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  3. "A male Charger shows off his dominance"
    Holy fuck, I almost died laughing. This is some of the goofiest exceptionalism I've seen on the web.
     
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  4. oh my god what the fuck is this shit
     
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  5. Car penises, inflation, and Mangle shipping. What more could you ask for?
     
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  6. Just another day on the Farms.
     
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  7. Oh boy, as if having the hots for a fuckin' cricket wasn't bad enough, we have people who jack off to cars. How the actual fuck do people jerk off to cars?
     
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  8. It's the internet, they'll find a way. You can bet on it.
     
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  9. Drawing cars with big boobs and cocks probably helps.
     
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  10. And don't forget the fetishes! ;)
     
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  11. I just.. why? Why have an inhuman fetish mobile that's just going to have human emotions, facial features, and genetalia anyway? Why would you not step back from your anthrocar depiction and think, "well, if it looks, thinks, feels, and fucks like a human being... why don't I just fuck a human being?"

    I dunno, man.
     
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  12. at least he doesnt have to worry about his sex drive
     
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  13. Actually this car is in the movie. He just gave it a backstory.

    Man, I hate to say this but that cómic was actually well done (besides the content). He paces it well and draws it well. Talent....wasted....(:_(
     
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  14. Let's just preface the fact that I like the idea of fucking cars.
     
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  15. I would disagree, his Farewell Pinky comic was terrible and highlights just how goddamn crazy he is.

    However, some of the other pictures he did of Pinky and Violet growing up together, the ones where there was no dialogue, were rather nice. Personally I think the two pictures he did of the Texas limo and hearse were his best TBLT fanart. Unfortunately, even his best is ruined because I know he likes to fuck cars. Any picture in which he draws an anthropomorphic machine is ruined because he likes to fuck cars.
     
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    #96 Johnny Bravo, Jul 18, 2015
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  16. Well ain't you in for a treat as now I can finally post this.
    [​IMG]
    Sorry.
     
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  17. This is one of those times where I wish I had the horrifying rating.
     
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  18. Hello!

    Oh good lord, well, I don't know if it could cause something that bad, but if it's doing that and not throwing a code, or blowing a fuse, and it's not the dimmer. The biggest thing I notice is he complained about hitting a pothole about a minute before. I'd fiddle with the backlight switch and see if it cuts out.

    [​IMG]

    So, cluster runs off "Room Lamp Fuse 10A",. from the video it doesn't look like the radio or anything else died. Looks like this kid's going to have to scrub up and play surgeon, do we know if he does that? I'm just joining this as of seeing my humble presence requested here.
     
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  19. Ahhh, see I thought I saw flickering from the entire dash, not just the cluster, but that could just be the shitty video quality. If it was just the cluster then yeah probably a fuse or a switch. Definitely electrical. Appreciate your time b0ss. :heart-full:
     
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