Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

creamyfanta

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I would disagree, his Farewell Pinky comic was terrible and highlights just how goddamn crazy he is.

However, some of the other pictures he did of Pinky and Violet growing up together, the ones where there was no dialogue, were rather nice. Personally I think the two pictures he did of the Texas limo and hearse were his best TBLT fanart. Unfortunately, even his best is ruined because I know he likes to fuck cars. Any picture in which he draws an anthropomorphic machine is ruined because he likes to fuck cars.
I meant the epilogue. It was kinda cool seeing it mix with the TBLT and I thought it flowed well.

The other cómic was painful though haha
 

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.

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Behold my first car. It wasn't sexy, it wasn't cool, and it got horrible gas mileage, but if you have a fetish for passenger capacity, fap away I guess?
I actually kinda want to see someone try to sexualize this. It's an ugly fucking car, no matter how you look at it. Maybe it's one for the autophile chubby chasers? Idk, truth be told, this is one of those fetishes I can't even begin to grasp. I typically lose the ability to relate when you eschew the whole "I'd like to have sex with a human being" deal.
 

Johnny Bravo

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Behold my first car. It wasn't sexy, it wasn't cool, and it got horrible gas mileage, but if you have a fetish for passenger capacity, fap away I guess?
I actually kinda want to see someone try to sexualize this. It's an ugly fucking car, no matter how you look at it. Maybe it's one for the autophile chubby chasers? Idk, truth be told, this is one of those fetishes I can't even begin to grasp. I typically lose the ability to relate when you eschew the whole "I'd like to have sex with a human being" deal.
It's because cars can't say no.
 

TheIceCreamMan

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Behold my first car. It wasn't sexy, it wasn't cool, and it got horrible gas mileage, but if you have a fetish for passenger capacity, fap away I guess?
I actually kinda want to see someone try to sexualize this. It's an ugly fucking car, no matter how you look at it. Maybe it's one for the autophile chubby chasers? Idk, truth be told, this is one of those fetishes I can't even begin to grasp. I typically lose the ability to relate when you eschew the whole "I'd like to have sex with a human being" deal.
Fuck yes, fellow Sienna-first-car-haver. *fistbump* I bought mine from my parents for $1000 when I left to go to college, knowing full well that I'd cram it full of people every Friday. I was not disappointed, the 5VZ-FE engine is probably my favorite. I mean, I still have it! 198k on the clock and still runs just fine. :heart-full:
 

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.

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It's because cars can't say no.
I guess? Honestly, this stuff freaks me the fuck out. I like to think of myself as pretty open minded. Bondage? I get it, some people like the look of a partner who's tied up. Stockings? Makes sense, if you're a leg man it stands to reason you'd like that. BDSM? Okay, so long as everyone's cool with it, whatever floats your boat. But when you start moving into "I want to put my dangly bits into a mode of transportation" territory, you are beyond my ability to comprehend.
Fuck yes, fellow Sienna-first-car-haver. *fistbump* I bought mine from my parents for $1000 when I left to go to college, knowing full well that I'd cram it full of people every Friday. I was not disappointed, the 5VZ-FE engine is probably my favorite. I mean, I still have it! 198k on the clock and still runs just fine. :heart-full:
Having the only minivan in your group of friends means you're always driving the party van. *fistbump*
 

Von Clausewitz

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This reminds me way too much of Miranda Leek, the pregnant rollercoaster lady, except somehow less classy. (edit: possibly nsfw if you job does not deal with rollercoaster boobies)
Yep, there it is: The Rotaronomicon ex Carris, the book of the rollercoasters.

We're going to get you.
We're going to get you.
Not another peep.
Time to go to sleep.

Although the reproductive organs of a car is something you don't see every day, this guy strikes me as "Mostly Harmless" and not much of a lolcow.
 
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Kiwi1

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i love my SUV but jesus tap dancing christ i dont know what to think about this one ....*sigh*

98 Dodge-Ram Durango 5.9ltr V8 magnum engine, the one before this was an 08 PT Cruiser, it broke down of course because it was a shitty newer car

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I have to say to everyone whose saying his art looks good, you're kind of correct - he's good at mimicking art styles, specifically from Brave Little Toaster. He's also using the Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks effect of cuteness and characteristics with large eyes, pupils and an animators simplistic style.


Also I did do a post on this fella in the DeviantArt horrors thread and the Plane Girlfriend is a real person.

http://lightconcorde.deviantart.com/ specifically this person.
 

Night Terror

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Also I did do a post on this fella in the DeviantArt horrors thread and the Plane Girlfriend is a real person.

http://lightconcorde.deviantart.com/ specifically this person.
Well, you can't say they're not made for each other...
I'm not surprised by the guy wanting to fuck his car, I'm sure I read about other car-fuckers in a newspaper years ago, but he's probably the first I've seen who drew porn of this particular fetish.
 

Valiant

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They're scenes from an RP I have going with my friend LightConcorde, of me and her sexy planesona.. I've been wanting to draw more sexy art of planes, so I'm really glad I got this all drawn out. ^^ Though a warning to you guys, if vagina-vore sounds like something that'd just freak you the heck out you might not want to look at it. heh..
 

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