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Artcow Half-dude / Ian KnauCar Fucker

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by The Oddball from MLW, Jul 17, 2015.

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  1. I'm printing that and stapling it to the garage wall right fucking now.
     
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  2. I meant the epilogue. It was kinda cool seeing it mix with the TBLT and I thought it flowed well.

    The other cómic was painful though haha
     
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  3. does this guy take requests?

    could he maybe draw me a Toyota AE86 fucking a Mazda Miata?

    [​IMG]
     
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    #103 SonChu's Oil Change, Jul 18, 2015
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  4. I'd kind of like to see my 1995 Toyota Carroll in a sexy pin up girl outfit.
    [​IMG]
    Mmm, dat ass.
     
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  5. I want to see a dick joke pic involving microcars.

    Or a joke about fucking midgets. Whatever, as long as it's in poor taste.
     
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  6. Dented back bumper.
    Broken taillight.
    Goofy trunk lip spoiler.

    4/10 would not fuck.
     
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  7. If he really loves Hyundai cars a lot, I'm not sure if I should laugh or cringe if he manages to own a brand new Hyundai Equus (which is actually a nice Korean luxury vehicle).
     
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  8. When they say you should service your car regularly I don't think they meant this...
     
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  9. Guess you have to service vehicle in order to avoid any "frustrations". :lol:
    I like cars, but wanting to boink them is horrifying.

    But seriously though, reading this makes me ashamed to be a car-nut...*sigh*
     
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  10. putput.jpg
    Behold my first car. It wasn't sexy, it wasn't cool, and it got horrible gas mileage, but if you have a fetish for passenger capacity, fap away I guess?
    I actually kinda want to see someone try to sexualize this. It's an ugly fucking car, no matter how you look at it. Maybe it's one for the autophile chubby chasers? Idk, truth be told, this is one of those fetishes I can't even begin to grasp. I typically lose the ability to relate when you eschew the whole "I'd like to have sex with a human being" deal.
     
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  11. It's because cars can't say no.
     
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  12. Fuck yes, fellow Sienna-first-car-haver. *fistbump* I bought mine from my parents for $1000 when I left to go to college, knowing full well that I'd cram it full of people every Friday. I was not disappointed, the 5VZ-FE engine is probably my favorite. I mean, I still have it! 198k on the clock and still runs just fine. :heart-full:
     
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  13. I guess? Honestly, this stuff freaks me the fuck out. I like to think of myself as pretty open minded. Bondage? I get it, some people like the look of a partner who's tied up. Stockings? Makes sense, if you're a leg man it stands to reason you'd like that. BDSM? Okay, so long as everyone's cool with it, whatever floats your boat. But when you start moving into "I want to put my dangly bits into a mode of transportation" territory, you are beyond my ability to comprehend.
    Having the only minivan in your group of friends means you're always driving the party van. *fistbump*
     
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  14. Yep, there it is: The Rotaronomicon ex Carris, the book of the rollercoasters.

    We're going to get you.
    We're going to get you.
    Not another peep.
    Time to go to sleep.

    Although the reproductive organs of a car is something you don't see every day, this guy strikes me as "Mostly Harmless" and not much of a lolcow.
     
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    #114 Von Clausewitz, Jul 18, 2015
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  15. Would this video class as A-Logging?



    And because no-one else will,

     
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  16. I would love to own a Nissan Skyline GT-R. I would not however, want to have sex with it.

    What is this guy's damage?
     
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  17. i love my SUV but jesus tap dancing christ i dont know what to think about this one ....*sigh*

    98 Dodge-Ram Durango 5.9ltr V8 magnum engine, the one before this was an 08 PT Cruiser, it broke down of course because it was a shitty newer car

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  18. I have to say to everyone whose saying his art looks good, you're kind of correct - he's good at mimicking art styles, specifically from Brave Little Toaster. He's also using the Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks effect of cuteness and characteristics with large eyes, pupils and an animators simplistic style.

    [​IMG]

    Also I did do a post on this fella in the DeviantArt horrors thread and the Plane Girlfriend is a real person.

    http://lightconcorde.deviantart.com/ specifically this person.
     
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  19. Well, you can't say they're not made for each other...
    I'm not surprised by the guy wanting to fuck his car, I'm sure I read about other car-fuckers in a newspaper years ago, but he's probably the first I've seen who drew porn of this particular fetish.
     
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  20. [​IMG]
     
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