Halle Bailey to play Princess Ariel in live action Little Mermaid - We wuz red haired danes

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mindlessobserver

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I don't think race bending existing characters would bother me so much if there wasn't such an obvious and vindictive political subtext behind it. And now we will get to listen to an entire years worth of shills attacking upset fans for being racist. Lin Manuel Miranda is doing the score too, so casting an R&B singer pretty much confirms a critical piece of danish folklore is going to be given the respect and reverence we all are expecting from Hollywood.

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Chloe x Halle member Halle Bailey is ready to become part of Disney’s world.

The R&B singer has been tapped to play Ariel in Disney’s next live-action adaptation of “The Little Mermaid.” Although director Rob Marshall has spent the last couple of months meeting with talent, insiders say Bailey has been a clear front runner from the beginning.

“After an extensive search, it was abundantly clear that Halle possesses that rare combination of spirit, heart, youth, innocence, and substance — plus a glorious singing voice — all intrinsic qualities necessary to play this iconic role,” Marshall said in a statement.

Bailey is joining a cast that includes Jacob Tremblay and Awkwafina, while Melissa McCarthy is in talks to play Ursula.

“The Little Mermaid” will incorporate original songs from the 1989 animated hit as well as new tunes from original composer Alan Menken and “Hamilton” creator Lin-Manuel Miranda. Miranda is also producing the film along with Marshall, Marc Platt and John DeLuca.

David Magee wrote the script with Jane Goldman writing a previous draft. Jessica Virtue and Allison Erlikhman are overseeing for the studio.

The original 1989 animated hit followed the mermaid princess Ariel as she sought to fall in love with a human prince on land. Menken wrote the film’s original music, including the songs “Under the Sea,” “Part of Your World” and “Kiss the Girl.”

The role marks Bailey’s feature film debut, following the formation of her music group Chloe x Halle with her sister Chloe in 2015. The pair first rose to fame by posting YouTube covers of Beyoncé before they were eventually discovered by the R&B superstar and her record label. Since their discovery, the duo has signed a record deal with Parkwood Entertainment and has opened for Beyoncé on her “Lemonade” tour.
 

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I legit thought it said Halle Berry at first as well.
Man, I'm so far removed from popular culture that I thought Halle Berry was going to play Ariel in the Little Mermaid and it's going to be a worse movie than catwoman!
Apparently it's a big enough problem there's already clickbait about it!


Sadly this is probably the biggest boost to Berry's career in a long time.
 

Shaved Kiwis

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Apparently it's a big enough problem there's already clickbait about it!


Sadly this is probably the biggest boost to Berry's career in a long time.

Wait so you're saying that this other chick is really popular right now, but the one who showed her tits in Swordfish no longer is? I'm not even trying to be funny. I'm so out of the loop I've only heard of Halle Berry.
 

Hatoful Dandy

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Just you wait, the woke brigade will somehow equate black people living under the sea as reincarnations of black slaves lost at sea.

Meh this movie will be forgotten about in 10 years while the original remains a classic.

These "woke" reboots are the 2010s equivalent of the 90s-2000s "Dark and Gritty" era.
Correction. These are the equivalent to the direct to video sequels of the 90s-early 2000s.
 
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Chewy Suarez

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Like, I know the redhead to black thing is funny and all, but Ariel being black isn’t going to fucking kill Disney or your childhood. You guys circlejerking about how bad this is or it TOTALLY being the mayocide is pathetic. It’s going to me a mediocre scene-by-scene remake that makes a lot of money off nostalgia that everyone will forget by the next month. Just move on with your life.

And to be honest, a lot of people would rather have an accurate casting or even Zendaya but you’re not going to die.
 
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