Halo Top ice cream YT commercial fails to sell ice cream - It's a very fat woman dancing in her underwear. No, really

Kacho

I'm a sick fuck. #Ye2020
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Have you ever had Halo Top? It's awful.

This kind of marketing is the only way these companies can sell their shitty subpar products. Latch on to some ridiculous specific issue and subset of the population and tell them giving you money is the same as being a righteous political of social crusader. Ben & Jerry's does the same thing. Absolute worst ice cream on the market but they've been around for decades now just by peddling their frozen slop to wokesters.
 

Sir Wesley Tailpipe

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Have you ever had Halo Top? It's awful.

This kind of marketing is the only way these companies can sell their shitty subpar products. Latch on to some ridiculous specific issue and subset of the population and tell them giving you money is the same as being a righteous political of social crusader. Ben & Jerry's does the same thing. Absolute worst ice cream on the market but they've been around for decades now just by peddling their frozen slop to wokesters.
Their Pecan RESIST flavour made me decide I’m never buying their shit again, even if there wasn’t already a better alternative.
 

keyboredsm4shthe2nd

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT!
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Have you ever had Halo Top? It's awful.

This kind of marketing is the only way these companies can sell their shitty subpar products. Latch on to some ridiculous specific issue and subset of the population and tell them giving you money is the same as being a righteous political of social crusader. Ben & Jerry's does the same thing. Absolute worst ice cream on the market but they've been around for decades now just by peddling their frozen slop to wokesters.
It's not that bad, you're being overdramatic.
 

The Wichita Lion

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Oh baby they have crawled down into the comment section to try and defend themselves by copy-pasting the same bullshit line over and over. " Hiya! We’re all about celebrating each person for who they are and what makes them uniquely feel their best. We’re not against a healthy lifestyle, we make low calorie ice cream after all, but we are against the stress that comes with constant pressures that bring us down. "
 

Least Concern

Pretend I have a waifu avatar like everyone else
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Oh baby they have crawled down into the comment section to try and defend themselves by copy-pasting the same bullshit line over and over. " Hiya! We’re all about celebrating each person for who they are and what makes them uniquely feel their best. We’re not against a healthy lifestyle, we make low calorie ice cream after all, but we are against the stress that comes with constant pressures that bring us down. "
Wait, this is diet ice cream? So whereas most diet products pitch themselves as "this is what thin pretty people eat/drink" this one is saying "this is the ice cream that gross fat people eat?" That's even worse somehow.
Opinions on ice cream aside, would anyone bang her?
Lose at least 40 and then we'll have another look.
 
Opinions on ice cream aside, would anyone bang her?
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The Wichita Lion

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With enough Jack Daniel's® Old No. 7 brand Tennessee Whiskey, any field seems fertile enough to plow! But even the old stand-by may not be enough, so instead try Jack Daniel's® Tennessee Fire for that "cinnamon fire" most backwoods boondogglers use to hoe up and spread their seed! Say goodbye to limp-legging around a mound when the heat overwhelms your senses and stiffens your resolve to go a whole nine-acres!
I think this is a job only Rebel Yell can hope to accomplish.
 
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