hammacher.com - only rich old people could buy shit off of here

[Deadwaste]

http://www.hammacher.com/
i discovered this website a while ago after finding out wall climbing treadmills exist and arent things i thought only existed in the sims 4:

Spoiler: wall climbing treadmill

only for the low price of just 10,000 dollars
http://www.hammacher.com/product/12219

however, upon looking further inspection of the website, i've found some things sold here that are rather odd, impractical, and overpriced. items such as:
Himalayan singing bowls: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=84678&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
an LED face rejuvenator: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=84836&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
a 25k dollar wood burning hot tub that looks like a tugboat and floats on water: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=13016&promo=Category-NewArrivals
a 10k dollar carousal for kids: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=13087&promo=Category-NewArrivals
a 2,500 dollar electric shopping scooter because fuck having legs: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=88188&promo=Category-NewArrivals
tibetan prayer wheels: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=90149&promo=Category-NewArrivals
an infrared spa that costs 14k dollars:
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12329&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
a power nap capsule that costs 25k: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=76362&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
a himalayan salt therapy dome: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=88680&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
and a race car simulator that costs almost 200k dollars: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12677&promo=Toys-Games-Arcade-Rec-Room
and this is just scratching the surface. there's other shit here that makes me a little more envious about most rich people

 

[Rotogravure]

Well. I haven't thought about Hammacher Schlemmer since the 80s, so this was a fun nostalgia trip.

 

[TwinkleSnort]

Only $95,000.00 each? I'll take two.

BEHOLD

The Handcrafted Hippopotamine Sofa

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12766&promo=Home-Living-Furniture

 

[Ol' Slag]

This is actually pretty neat.

 

[Ido]

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12543&promo=Home-Living-Home-Decorating

Just $100,000

 

[Rotogravure]

I won't lie, I love stores like this. Toscano, Sharper Imagine, Hammer Schlemmer, Brookstone and the recently dearly departed in print Skymall.

The hippo couch though does not look very comfortable at all.

 

[Deadwaste]

The hippo couch though does not look very comfortable at all.

you're probably right about that. it's probably a very fucking uncomfortable chair, but you know what? imagine the stories you could tell about having that.

 

[Lurkman]

and a race car simulator that costs almost 200k dollars: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12677&promo=Toys-Games-Arcade-Rec-Room

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

http://www.hammacher.com/
i discovered this website a while ago after finding out wall climbing treadmills exist and arent things i thought only existed in the sims 4:

Spoiler: wall climbing treadmill

only for the low price of just 10,000 dollars
http://www.hammacher.com/product/12219

however, upon looking further inspection of the website, i've found some things sold here that are rather odd, impractical, and overpriced. items such as:
Himalayan singing bowls: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=84678&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
an LED face rejuvenator: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=84836&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
a 25k dollar wood burning hot tub that looks like a tugboat and floats on water: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=13016&promo=Category-NewArrivals
a 10k dollar carousal for kids: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=13087&promo=Category-NewArrivals
a 2,500 dollar electric shopping scooter because fuck having legs: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=88188&promo=Category-NewArrivals
tibetan prayer wheels: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=90149&promo=Category-NewArrivals
an infrared spa that costs 14k dollars:
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12329&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
a power nap capsule that costs 25k: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=76362&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
a himalayan salt therapy dome: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=88680&promo=Personal-Care-Home-Spa
and a race car simulator that costs almost 200k dollars: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12677&promo=Toys-Games-Arcade-Rec-Room
and this is just scratching the surface. there's other shit here that makes me a little more envious about most rich people

Ahhh Hammacher Schlemmer.
For those unfamiliar with the brand, it's like Target for the nouveau riche.
It's a series of high cost goofy little items for people who haven't had money before and want to show off, but aren't quite sure how.

 

[The_Truth]

Well. I haven't thought about Hammacher Schlemmer since the 80s, so this was a fun nostalgia trip.

I was going to post this too

My parents used to get this back in the 1990s.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

For that kind of money I'd just buy a damn race car.