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What's with this current trend of describing food as "hand-crafted"? Hand-crafted sandwiches, hand-crafted meats and cheeses, etc. When I think of food, the last think I want to think of is hands touching them.
It means when you take that first bite, you’ll taste everything those crafting hands touched that day. Every meat, cheese, sauce, mucus, and genital.

You just can’t get that from a mass-produced sandwich. They sterilize the equipment after every genital it touches.
 
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I mean, if Gordon Ramsay makes your sandwich then it's more likely to be a good sandwich. Unless he suffers a stroke.
Then again, when it's used for marketing it's probably some poor middle-aged person in Essex forced to do a job a machine could do hundreds of times faster.
 

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I mean, if Gordon Ramsay makes your sandwich then it's more likely to be a good sandwich. Unless he suffers a stroke.
Then again, when it's used for marketing it's probably some poor middle-aged person in Essex forced to do a job a machine could do hundreds of times faster.

That day is coming fast. I'm all for it. You don't have to worry about a machine having a bad day and spitting in your food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Fdlr2xfM0
 
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