Happy 4th! How are you celebrating? -

Only Patriots May Answer

  • Oppressing Minorities

    Votes: 16 57.1%
  • Exploding Stuff

    Votes: 16 57.1%
  • Slaughtering Invading English Tourists

    Votes: 12 42.9%
  • BBQing

    Votes: 11 39.3%
  • Overturning Women's Suffrage

    Votes: 10 35.7%
  • Raping autistic children

    Votes: 8 28.6%

  • Total voters
    28

Rumpled Foreskin

More Human Than Human
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Hoping I can keep this level going so I'm not completely out of my mind by the time fireworks are happening. Just typing is pretty difficult considering my fingertips are starting to melt. God bless America and autocorrect and all my fellow Kiwi Farmers. Have a safe one fam.
 

Kevin Spencer

My pleasure is augmented
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I watched this crazy guy who lives in my apartment complex get hauled away to jail after he called the dispatch and was threatening these old ladies with violence while he was drunk.
It's been a pretty awesome day.
 

pozilei

gnome related slander
kiwifarms.net
Completely incidentally I made burgers today. Anyway, Happy 4th of July American Kiwis! I'm very jealous of your free speech and right to bear arms. REEEE
 
E

ES 148

Guest
kiwifarms.net
I ate a hot dog with American mustard rather than English, while playing 'The Star Spangled Banner' on the piano.
 
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