It took me a few moments to realize 38 wasn't either his IQ or the minutes of actual effort he puts into things a week.
Also damn I feel the time passing. I don't feel old, just like I've lost something.
Where the hell is Clyde Cash and Bryan Bash?
Happy 38th, Chris. Time is rapidly catching up with you. ‘though you look at least 50, you’ve got the mental acuity of someone in third grade. Young at heart, was it? Hopefully the 2020s treat you better than the 10s.