Happy Fathers Day! - Unless you're an incel

[Asperchewy]

Happy Fathers Day to all you Kiwi dads that used your penis successfully! (or accidentally).

For you proud dads...

For you shitty dads...

Have a great day!

 

[IV 445]

This holiday is really strange. If I say to someone “happy Father’s Day!” They think I’m expecting or something.

 

[Okkervils]

i hate father's day

 

[Y2K Baby]

I miss my dad.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

i hate father's day

shitty father or single mother?

I personally hate it, because it reminds me of mine.
He was such a disappointment and partially damaged my life and future, that it's hard to put it into words the kind of resentment I have for him.

 

[Army Burger]

happy father's day I guess

 

[Y2K Baby]

He was such a disappointment and partially damaged my life and future, that it's hard to put it into words the kind of resentment I have for him.

Kiwi Farms.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Kiwi Farms.

are you my dad?

 

[Voltaire]

Voted for being a good dad but I don't want kids

 

[Y2K Baby]

are you my dad?

I am so proud of you, son.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Me as a father:



Happy Fuhrer's Day everyone!

 

[Piss Clam]

The only thing I care about today is that my daughter has a great job and I turned her away from the democratic party. Vote third party I said.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

My dad introduced me to all the good bands and taught me the value of trying to fix things yourself even if you have no idea what you're doing and should probably just hire someone before you break it even more.

 

[Okkervils]

shitty father or single mother?

I personally hate it, because it reminds me of mine.
He was such a disappointment and partially damaged my life and future, that it's hard to put it into words the kind of resentment I have for him.

:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel:
Soon to be both because I'm a moron.
My own father has gotten better over the years though, we get along now but it's still awkward on father's day.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel:
Soon to be both because I'm a moron.
My own father has gotten better over the years though, we get along now but it's still awkward on father's day.

Yeah, When they get old, they are forced by their declining health, to behave in a more humane way.

I personally dont give a shit. He was and is an hypocrite and much worse. I want nothing to do with him anymore.

Hope things go well for you and your kid.

 

[Okkervils]

Yeah, When they get old, they are forced by their declining health, to behave in a more humane way.

I personally dont give a shit. He was and is an hypocrite and much worse. I want nothing to do with him anymore.

Hope things go well for you and your kid.

I definitely think that's part of it. Recognizing your kid is an adult changes things too I think. He sounds like a shit so I don't blame you.

And thanks! I'm not too worried.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Well, thank you! How nice.

 

[Lunete]

My dad was a douchebag to me as a kid, but as adults we get along great.
So I guess it worked out in the end.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Eh, I cut mine off after he sent abusive texts to me on my phone.

Spoiler: Lame

He got drunk and sent me a bunch of texts about how I killed my mother and other attacking texts. Haven't talked to him since.