Happy HalloWEEEN: Chris's creepiest moments -

[Judge Holden]

As the anniversary of Chris's emergence to the internet approaches as well as the season of scariness that is Halloween, I decided we should have a thread commemorating the moments of Christory that managed to scare you the most, be they moments where chris's creepiness and clear mental degeneration unnerved you, moments where his mere existance drove you to an existentialist crisis, or even moments where the threat of the FURY OF HIS WRATH kept you huddled trembling under a mountain of stuffed toys long into the night.

Just to get the ball rolling I put forward this unnerving insight into Chris's psyche.

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[pickleniggo]

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"ENJOY YER FOOD."
Probably not a main contender on anyone's Creepy Chris Moments list, this video creeps me out because it's hidden camera nature. It's the one time we got to see True and Honest interaction between Barb and Chris and it tells us a lot - mostly that Barb really does see Chris as a child and when he starts getting loud in public she quickly shuts him down. It almost makes me sad for Chris that this is the only human he interacts with on a daily basis.

 

[applecat]

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[sparklemilhouse]

The stories about how much he stinks.

 

[Saney]

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This, this a thousand times this. No, seriously, out of everything that Chris has done, this is the only thing that genuinely unnerves me.

 

[Rio]

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Really all that needs to be said. (I know it's not the original version of this video, but I feel that it emphasizes all the right points.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Really all that needs to be said. (I know it's not the original version of this video, but I feel that it emphasizes all the right points.

I think this drawing from the cwcki page for that vid says it all

 

[Hasharin]

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This, this a thousand times this. No, seriously, out of everything that Chris has done, this is the only thing that genuinely unnerves me.

I wonder why he agreed to do this. Hadn't he likened the loss of the Patti to the death of a relative?

 

[Saney]

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This, this a thousand times this. No, seriously, out of everything that Chris has done, this is the only thing that genuinely unnerves me.

I wonder why he agreed to do this. Hadn't he likened the loss of the Patti to the death of a relative?

That's exactly why I find it so creepy. For Chris to pretend to dig up his beloved Patti and wear her corpse as a coat...ugh.

 

[pickleniggo]

I wonder why he agreed to do this. Hadn't he likened the loss of the Patti to the death of a relative?

Because CHINA, that's why.

 

[cypocraphy]

This isn't so much a single moment...but the way he can't let go of high school, even now at the age of 31, is both sad and creepy. As he gets older it will become more creepy than sad too.

 

[Hasharin]

I wonder why he agreed to do this. Hadn't he likened the loss of the Patti to the death of a relative?

Because CHINA, that's why.

But if I remember, it wasn't the work of the Inner Circle, thus Jackie wasn't involved. There's a shout out to the 789chan at the end; perhaps some of the /cwc/ regulars somehow succeeded in contacting and persuading him to recreate the certain comic short made shortly after the release of Tomgirl pictures?

That's exactly why I find it so creepy. For Chris to pretend to dig up his beloved Patti and wear her corpse as a coat...ugh.

One could expect that Chris would reply to such idea: YOU FUCKING TROLLS ARE DAMN SICK!!! and then cry crashing into slumber. But no, he's so fucked up that he couldn't show any traces of humanity left in him.

 

[JULAY]

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Or use the embedded video below and jump to 6:35

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[TrippinKahlua]

I still think Chris's creepiest was the relatively recent "Lego High School." Its the manifestation that makes everything creepy about him and represents what a total creeper he would be in high school again. Perhaps he no longer feels he's "naive" about girls, but that makes me shudder even more.

 

[The Knife]

This isn't so much a single moment...but the way he can't let go of high school, even now at the age of 31, is both sad and creepy. As he gets older it will become more creepy than sad too.

I think everyone has that one friend who's pushing thirty and still talks about high school like it was the best time of their life and if they'd only known how good they had it, yadda-yadda, but usually those guys are nostalgic for how carefree things were: no job, no real responsibilities, friends they got to see every day, being absolutely certain of their place in the hierarchy without having to work too hard at it, knowing that if they fucked up royally they would have a huge network of people to rescue their ass. Chris is like some black twisted mirror of all that.

 

[GFYS]

Any time he stares into the camera makes my blood run cold. Several of the videos posted, I can watch, but I catch myself avoiding looking at his dead fish eyes or his presumably-rotten teeth. It's sort of a tick of mine, with many other people, but accentuated with a freak like Chris.

Chris in a miniskirt with poms is bizarre, but the way the leaked video was sped up and dubbed over somehow made it much more unsettling.

The herky-jerky motion and mismatched audio reminds me of creepy old 1970's horror/torture/porn/exploitation sleazoid movies, trying to imitate snuff films. I hated the 1970s.

 

[JULAY]

This isn't so much a single moment...but the way he can't let go of high school, even now at the age of 31, is both sad and creepy. As he gets older it will become more creepy than sad too.

I think everyone has that one friend who's pushing thirty and still talks about high school like it was the best time of their life and if they'd only known how good they had it, yadda-yadda, but usually those guys are nostalgic for how carefree things were: no job, no real responsibilities, friends they got to see every day, being absolutely certain of their place in the hierarchy without having to work too hard at it, knowing that if they fucked up royally they would have a huge network of people to rescue their ass. Chris is like some black twisted mirror of all that.

The only people who I know who reminisce about their wonderful high school days are the ones who were some football or basketball or other sports hero who either didn't go to college or failed out of college, who today work a shit, dead-end job, and have nothing to look forward to for the rest of their life. Those people seem to think that high school was the most awesomest thing like EVER and wouldn't it be great if we could go back and do it all over again, and blah, blah, blah.

The rest of us look at it and say good riddance.

 

[fridgesrants]

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This, this a thousand times this. No, seriously, out of everything that Chris has done, this is the only thing that genuinely unnerves me.

I remember the first time seeing this video I thought Chris completely lost it and he is going to end up in a mental asylum. The whole entire Tom Girl saga is creepy enough though but this video is probably the worst.

 

[Mourning Dove]

DAT STARE

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[He Sets Me On Fire]

DAT STARE

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See that? That entity hiding behind the spoiler up there?

It poops it's pants and gets horny when it looks at you.