Happy Mother's Day, Barb! -

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Here in the States, it is Mother's Day. It is largely a commercial holiday to go to Hallmark, by a $7 greeting card, maybe a gift certificate, and then commune at the local Perkins or all you-can-eat buffet because you love your Mommy.

But, we should also recognize one mother in particular that has brought us so much mirth into our lives, especially since her own children are self-entitled brats who burn up her possessions and force her to go to war with the insurance agency.

So to Barb- Happy Mother's Day. Granted, most of us still think you are manipulative, condescending, and generally unlikable person. But all the same, you have protected Chris from being eaten by woodland animals and fueled Cole to become the... movie watcher... he is today.

Everyone, raise your Q-Sands up high. As for Barb, it's your special day. You can have the whole sammich.

 

[A-Stump]

Happy you didn't get an abortion day

 

[CatParty]

Barb died last night

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[CWCissey]

I shall give the Mother Of The Year 2000 some more Barbage.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I wouldn't be suprised if Chris forgot about today being Mother's Day.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Happy Mother's Day

Have a Barb with 's

 

[garbageraider]

Barb died last night

We can hope.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Happy Mother's Day, Jace's Mom (?)

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Jace's mom's name is Gail. I hope her good son (Rob) recognizes her today, Jace most likely won't.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Jace's mom's name is Gail. I hope her good son recognizes her today, Jace most likely won't.

Who knows, maybe he gave her a Deagle made out with macaroni.

 

[silentprincess]

Maybe he made her a LBP level, or some kind of documentary style gaming video where he tells Barb how much he loves her, and she is the best mom ever.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I ate fried chicken for Barb. Maybe the heart attack will kill me.

 

[CWCissey]

Jace's mom's name is Gail. I hope her good son (Rob) recognizes her today, Jace most likely won't.

Jace likely got a slap round the back of the head from Rob to do something.

Either that or Gail wants nothing to do with him now.

 

[Pikonic]

Maybe he made her a LBP level, or some kind of documentary style gaming video where he tells Barb how much he loves her, and she is the best mom ever.

Or he did nothing.
Here's to hoping you're right and I'm wrong.

This just in:
Pixy's mother asked her to shower so they could have lunch with Pixy's grandmother, she ran to her room screaming "I hate you Baka mom!"

 

[Nautical]

Happy Mother's Day!

-Love, Cole xxx

 

[exball]

Mother of the year 2000.

 

[CWCissey]

This just in:
Pixy's mother asked her to shower so they could have lunch with Pixy's grandmother, she ran to her room screaming "I hate you Baka mom!"

It wasn't a sushi place either I guess?

 

[cheersensei]

Happy Mother's Day Barb and to all the other mothers who have children featured on this board.

 

[PraiseHelix]

Happy Mother's Day Barb, may you have the hoard of your dreams.