Kiwi Farms

Newsflash everyone: You’re flaming gay if you read this and probably listen to the Village People while getting sex from a troon. I hope you enjoy your gay lifestyle, just don’t go flaming too often. If you’re a female, it’s okay if you’re gay because woman on woman is hot. If you’re a male, keep it in your pants, or don’t, your choice. For all the males that are now gay reading this: take proper precautions with gay sex and always use condoms. Remember though, this Pride month is mostly about corporations railing you harder than any man in a bathroom can rail your anus. JP Morgan, Amazon, Walmart, and Facebook will partake of your anus in the form of money once you buy some rainbow colored butt plugs off of Amazon Prime. Finally, this Pride month, you are the gayest you’ll ever be, so go have that orgy you always wanted (if you’re a hot female lesbian, please film too). I just want everyone to be happy this Pride month, so that’s why all of you are gay.