Happy solstice, Motherfuckers. -

[The Real SVP]

Today marks the beginning of winter (Or the opposite, if you are living upside down.) and the birth of the Redeemer. Let's raise a glass to everybody who is in need of redemption.

 

[Overcast]

Wish it would snow where I live. I've only ever experienced snow a handful of times in my life.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wish it would snow where I live. I've only ever experienced snow a handful of times in my life.

Snowed like a motherfucker all day here, in a place where it very rarely snows until February a couple times and that's it.

Welcome to Yule, niggers!

 

[Wraith]

No snow yet, just lots of dead leaves in the wind. Feels like going on tinder.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I hope all virgin kiwis managed to avoid getting sacrificed to the Horned God, although there are so many we probably lost a few.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's coming up to 6pm GMT and we're currently in the season of Advent. I would therefore like to wish you all a happy Crimbo Six-a-Bong.

 

[Mimic]

Happy winter ya filthy animals!