BASED! Harambe - A martyr for based gamers everywhere

[Darwin Watterson]

Harambe was essentially the second coming of Jesus. He supported all gamers, did sick parkour moves, and was going to ensure that Donald Trump became President. But the fucking feminist cunts couldn't deal with the fact that he was going to ban them from being feminists so they had him killed.

I say we commemorate him by sharing tales about how based as fuck he was.

 

[LulzKiller]

#dicksout4harambe

 

[Broseph Stalin]

The alligators helped avenge his death by dragging a shit turd toddler into a lake and death rolling that little fucker.

 

[Terrorist]

I met Harambe at Pax East once. He was pretty fucking alpha tbh. Threw a coconut at every troon he saw, and was an avid Trumpcoin trader. When I infiltrated Brianna Wu's panel to release some vengeful ex-Islamice, he did me one better. Harambe, and I swear to God-emperor this happened, shot himself out of a barrel, landed on top of an idling motorcycle, pointed at Wu, and bellowed, in crystal-clear English, "ALL TRANNIES, ESPECIALLY JOHN FLYNT, MUST HANG!". John was so terrified that, no kidding, his dick shriveled up under his skirt and fell off. He fled in shame, his severed member still rolling around the stage. Harambe, his work done, rode into the sunset, giving me a knowing wink. Needless to say, I was euphoric. Gamers had finally won. To this day, I believe he was solely responsible for Rev 60 never coming to steam.

Semper Fidelis, you magnificent bastard. #dicksout4harambe indeed.