Hard-hitting questions for Jessica to answer next time she's allowed to post - Gather all your questions here in case Jessica decides she'd like to do an AMA!

JosephTX

Joseph Guillaume of Houston, Don't Mess With Texas
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I want to know why John hasn’t tied a rope around his neck and jumped from the roof of his apartment balcony.
Found the answer.
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Koby_Fish

The advice of the GALACTICALLY STUPID
True & Honest Fan
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IF you had indeed received waxing services from one of the salons that had refused service, DESPITE being warned they had the wrong kind of wax and the wrong kind of training, and the result was unpleasant, painful, messy, and enough to send your ass to the hospital, would you turn around and sue them for malpractice?
 

HungoverHermaphrodite

Suspiciously aphobic and possibly terfy
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Which intersex condition do you have?
As a professional hermaphrodite, as far as I know, the closest thing to true hermaphroditism in humans is a dude with an internal uterus who bleeds out his peepee every month. So... I'm pretty interested in how Yaniv claims to be able to have both fully functional male and female genitals.... (We all already know there is no such intersex condition, but, you know. It'll be good for a laugh or whatever.)
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

ZX Spectrum: where it's always rainbow month
True & Honest Fan
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If you go back to Israel like your mother wants to, are you gonna try fake fainting to get out of doing national service? And no, being female doesn't count - women do national service too.

Have you noticed people staring and talking about you when you've been out and about lately?

How is your dog?

@HungoverHermaphrodite As a professional hermaphrodite, as far as I know, the closest thing to true hermaphroditism in humans is a dude with an internal uterus who bleeds out his peepee every month. So... I'm pretty onterested in how Yaniv claims to be able to have both fully functional male and female genitals.... (We all already know there is no such intersex condition, but, you know. It'll be good for a laugh or whatever.)

It'll be that condition now you've mentioned it.
 

2nd_time_user

Equitably diffident
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If you go back to Israel like your mother wants to, are you gonna try fake fainting to get out of doing national service? And no, being female doesn't count - women do national service too.

Have you noticed people staring and talking about you when you've been out and about lately?

How is your dog?



It'll be that condition now you've mentioned it.

Still doesn't explain tampons. Which orifice are you attempting to insert them into, Jess?
 

HungoverHermaphrodite

Suspiciously aphobic and possibly terfy
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It'll be that condition now you've mentioned it.
That dude doesn't need tampons though. But yeah wouldn't be suprised if Yaniv claims that now.

Shalom Jessica,

Why did you think it was a good idea to post death threats against users here without using a VPN?

Will you ever wax Alex Jones's balls?

What do you get at Tim's?
I heard someone got Yaniv's adress here.
I know of a website that will allegedly send boxes of poop to people's houses.
Would love to try it out.
 
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