Hard-hitting questions for Jessica to answer next time she's allowed to post - Gather all your questions here in case Jessica decides she'd like to do an AMA!

[Trombonista]

When were you diagnosed with gender dysphoria?

 

[Munchma Quchi]

You've described your menstruation as major abdominal cramping. Have you tried adding more fibre to your diet?

 

[Top Notch Turf]

What’s your FetLife username? I need some more entertainment.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

Why do you think you pass? Have you had your eyesight checked?

 

[OttoWest]

What syndicate did your Dad work for?

Why did you constantly change schools as a kid?

 

[Munchma Quchi]

Can you describe your ideal girlfriend?

What does she look like, what are her hobbies, what does she do, how old is she, etc

 

[2nd_time_user]

Put him in a dedicated thread like Dee.

 

[FitBitch]

Why are you so proud of how often you try to sue people? It's really fukkin weird that you talk about how many times you've settled in mediation like taking people to court is a regular passtime for you. I only know one person in my real life who's ever sued someone and it was to get his medical bills paid after being hit by a car.

Normal people just don't sue everyone every time their feelings are hurt. You're weird.

 

[simulated goat]

Do you like to play with fire?

Are you a bedwetter?

Do you torture small animals?

 

[pr3nt177]

Why?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Would you ever wear a diva cup and would you use a rubber band to keep it from slipping off of your unwaxed shenis?

 

[crushedpuss]

How old were you when half your face started sliding off your skull?

 

[TheBlackVolga]

What will be the title of the first volume of your autobiography?

Edit: I suggest Great Balls of Fire. What do you think?

 

[Sofonda Cox]

John, you've mentioned a few times that you've attempted "suicide" on dozens of occasions. Do you consider each time you mix alcohol with benzos a "suicide attempt" or are you referring to some other method?

My other question. Obviously this grift hasn't turned out the way you hoped, do you have any other irons in the fire?

Either way, thank you, Sir. Since the day Null's stream got that DMCA, I knew you were going to be a real producer. In this one thing, you did not disappoint.

 

[ZG 241]

Since someone posted a picture of null in a comment on one of the first pages: How does it feel, Jonathan, that null would make a much prettier woman than you do, without any effort or intent?

 

[Junkail]

How many drinks did it take for you to get drunk and make an account here?

 

[TheBlackVolga]

Who will play you when Hallmark makes a Lifetime movie of you?

 

[Purin Chan]

Did you remember to take your injection?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

When are you going to cut off your balls and micro dick? Take a picture and post it here otherwise you're not truly committed to be a woman/lesbian/hambeast until you do.

 

[JosephTX]

What is the capital of Assyria?

So sky blue?